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Chapter 141: Unique deception method (4/5)

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The following month was the most comfortable month for a certain badger since his rebirth.

After returning from Daxing'anling, Wang Ping no longer had the intention to play a trick on someone. His mentality returned to the state he was in every time the third team finished a mission, relaxing and enjoying life.

Every day at dawn, Dahei would climb up to the second floor to wake Wang Ping up, and then the badger and the dog would set out together. One went to inspect the tea mountain, and the other climbed to the top of the mountain to pretend to practice qigong and secretly smoke a cigarette.

When the sun rises, Gou Zi will come to the top of the mountain and pick up Wang Ping to take him home for dinner.

I don't know if it's because I've breathed in too much fresh air, or if the qigong I've practiced has had an effect. In short, I still don't feel the qi, but Wang Ping feels that it's getting harder and harder to draw in cigarettes recently, and sometimes I even feel sick when I smell the smoke. There were several times when he lit a cigarette but didn't smoke it, letting it burn out.

During the day, Gu Laosan went to learn Sanda and was always away from home. Grandma would also take Dahei out. Wang Ping would sometimes go with him, but most of the time he would stay at home playing games. Occasionally, he would receive a call from Gu Laosan, asking a badger to open the door to receive a package.

Ever since Gu Laosan tried to call the landline in his grandmother's living room and was picked up by a badger, Wang Ping has often received such calls. Wang Ping sometimes admires Gu Laosan's powerful brain circuit, actually letting the badger receive the express for him. What's more, after getting familiar with the courier, the other party sometimes forces Wang Ping to press his paw print on the express delivery slip to sign for it. Then he would post it on his circle of friends to show off.

As a former human being, Wang Ping suddenly felt that he seemed to have never understood humans.

Of course, Gu Lang’s express delivery was still sent by Wang An.

Wang Ping finally realized that it was not that the damn girl was deliberately fooling someone, but that Gu Laosan was too weak to be fooled. After Gu Laosan fell asleep, a badger flipped through the chat records between him and Wang An, and his worldview was completely refreshed.

For example, Wang An said that there is a gas tank that is less than 20 cm in size, which is very convenient for cooking outdoors and is also environmentally friendly. Gu Laosan directly replied: Buy it! Even Wang An said that there is no need to buy this thing. This kind of thing is generally used in places where it is not convenient to make a fire when going to snowfields or polar regions. But Gu Laosan didn't care and bought it first.

For example, Wang An complained that some climbers had no manners and urinated in natural hot springs. Then a few days later, a badger received a portable chamber pot bought by Gu Laosan.

From then on, Badger gave up on treating his sister and also gave up on Gu Laosan's IQ.

Of course, if you relax for too long, you will get bored.

In the small bedroom on the second floor, after being scolded by his teammates for spraying pesticides again, Wang Ping threw down the black-and-white tablet, lay on the bed and stared at the ceiling in a daze.

I don’t know what my teammates are doing at the moment, and whether they will be just as bored during the rest period.

As if possessed by a ghost, Wang Ping jumped out of bed, fished out his laptop from under the bed, and opened the wap's intranet.

In the evening, after dinner, Gu Laosan went into the study and went to Wang An for advice. This has become a common occurrence in the past month. Every time Gu Laosan has confusion about outdoor knowledge, he will ask Wang An, the outdoor "god", for help, and then he will pay someone with a look of enlightenment, and then a few days later there will be a new express delivery waiting for Wang Ping to sign for it.

Normally, someone and Wang Ping would play their own games, but tonight, just after Gu Laosan turned on his computer and logged into Penguin, he saw a certain badger, who usually retreated to his room to play games after dinner, dragging a tablet into his study.

"… "

Subconsciously, he moved the computer screen to the side. He didn't know why, but suddenly, Gu Laosan didn't want the badger to see the chat history between him and Wang An. Although he didn't think the badger could understand it, as long as Wang Ping showed any intention of getting close, Gu Laosan would feel inexplicably guilty.

Wang Ping didn't seem to have any intention of interfering with someone. After he climbed onto the table in the study with his tablet in his arms, the badger sat leisurely on the other side of the table under Gu Lang's gaze, holding the tablet and watching a documentary.

"Huh..."

Gu Laosan secretly breathed a sigh of relief. While typing on the keyboard, he secretly observed a badger with his peripheral vision.

"Herds of Tibetan antelopes and wild yaks, and the snow-capped mountains towering into the sky... are the masters of this desert..." An affectionate broadcasting tone came from a badger's tablet, and Gu Laosan raised his eyebrows.

"Boss, do you want me to help you find a fun movie to watch?" In Gu Laosan's impression, a certain badger always watched movies by randomly clicking on the tablet, watching whatever he clicked on, very casually. So every time he watched something strange, sometimes it was a horror movie, sometimes it was an open class, and even a social survey of psychology.

Of course, animals probably don’t understand what is being said at all, they are just interested in the moving pictures.

Wang Ping looked back at Gu Laosan, shook his head to indicate that it was not necessary, and continued to "immerse" himself in his own world.

"Okay, as long as you like it..." Gu Lang shrugged and concentrated on typing and chatting.

"In 2016, a 21-year-old female director, with 47 like-minded friends, drove 16 cars, starting from Lhasa and heading north. The journey lasted 3,441 kilometers and 40 days. They went deep into the Qiangtang No Man's Land and completed the feat of filming around the Puruogangri Icefield, the 'Third Pole of the World'. This is the first documentary adventure film in China that shows the hinterland of the Qiangtang No Man's Land in Tibet!"

Accompanied by an impassioned BGM, the broadcast sounded again, and Gu Lang's eyes involuntarily drifted to the tablet in someone's hand. The subordinate wanted to fight, but somehow it became "Have you been to the Qiangtang No Man's Land?"

Beep beep!

The other party responded quickly.

Wang Xiaoan: "Oh, Qiangtang, of course I've been there! Let me tell you, as an outdoor enthusiast, you must cross Qiangtang once if you have the chance, that's what a real adventure is!"

"The most primitive natural ecological features and peculiar karst landforms are preserved here. Just because people are amazed that there is such a magnificent primitive wilderness in nature, some enthusiastic hikers have begun to try to cross here by cycling or hiking.

On April 29, 2009, Ding Ding and Lao Gou set out from Shuanghu and rode nearly 1,100 kilometers to Mangya in 36 days, becoming the first Chinese to successfully cross the Qiangtang River by themselves. They did not meet anyone for 18 days and encountered bears 11 times.

The sound coming from a badger tablet kept stirring someone's thoughts.

Wang Ping silently turned up the volume of his tablet to the maximum, and quietly watched someone's expression through the reflection on the tablet screen. In his mind, he was still thinking about what he saw in Anna's mission briefing in the afternoon: someone offered a reward of one million US dollars on the dark web, specifically asking for a snowy golden eagle king in Qiangtang, China, and poachers from all over the country heard the news. The mission of Team 3 was to sneak into Qiangtang and protect this golden eagle.

Judging from the time, my teammates must have already been preparing.

A certain badger began to feel restless.