Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 148: You dare to steal my fish?

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Gu Lang swore that if his cell phone had not been left in the car to charge, he would never have made such a low-level mistake.

Come to think of it, I have been in Tibet for a week, but I didn't realize there is a time difference here. Fortunately, someone just held back and didn't show off his knowledge of calculating time based on the position of the sun in front of the camera, otherwise it would be impossible to make it right now.

Of course, if you really want to make it happen, there are always reasons.

Strictly speaking, Gu Laosan's operation was not wrong, but he himself had not yet realized it. Putting aside the geographical factors, his adjustment was correct based on the time zone alone. Even if Wang Ping knew about this, he would not laugh at him. After all, when surviving in the wild, it doesn't matter whether you follow the Chinese time or some other time standard, as long as you are familiar with it and can accurately know the time of sunrise and sunset, it's fine.

This is the same principle as adjusting your schedule when you go abroad. It doesn't make sense to say that you have arrived in a new time zone and still have to follow the same schedule.

After hiding back in the car, Gu Laosan found out from Baidu that there is a time difference between Tibet and the mainland. No wonder I always feel that today has passed a little too fast. At first I thought it was because I got up late.

Now that I’ve found a camping site and set up the tent, my friends are getting ready to build a campfire and cook dinner, but now they tell me that there are still more than two hours until sunset

So, how can I spend these two hours without being awkward

Others didn't care, but Wang Ping decided to use these two hours to catch fish.

Crouching beside the puddle he had dug, Wang Ping tore the beef jerky into strips with his mouth and threw them into the water. At first, he threw most of the jerky in without stopping. But after throwing a few strips, he threw one and ate one. After a while, the camera could only see a badger eating, and only occasionally remembered to throw a strip into the water.

The water in the newly dug pit will continue to seep into the soil. However, because it is connected to the lake, as long as the water level in the pit is lower than the lake surface, the lake water will flow in. Of course, the speed of water seepage is not as fast as the speed of lake water flowing in. So the water in the pit looks calm, but in fact it is constantly flowing in from the lake.

Of course, this kind of traditional method of catching fish sometimes depends on luck. After all, it is not a small stream, so it is impossible to completely block the flow. And the badger is unwilling to take off his clothes and go into the water in front of the camera. So whether you can have fish for dinner depends on fate.

Gu Laosan brought two small bags of beef jerky, half of which was thrown into the water, and most of the rest went into the stomach of a badger.

Patting his greasy little paws, Wang Ping stood up and stretched. Just as he was about to find something to do, he saw a group of gray ducks with black spots on their heads floating on the lake not far away.

"Tsk, this duck is so fat... Uh... How come there are ducks in this damn place?"

A badger stood blankly on the lakeshore, his mind seeming to be unable to keep up.

There were no less than 20 ducks floating quietly on the lake. Occasionally, a duck would dive into the water and come out again after a while, holding a small fish with shiny scales in its mouth and swallowing it with its head tilted back.

"show…"

Wang Ping was a little envious, but he couldn't tell whether he was envious of the fact that the hair on the other person's body didn't get wet, or he was envious of the other person's ability to catch fish.

"Fuck, that's not right!"

Just as he was thinking about it, a badger suddenly realized that he had dug a hole here and was just waiting for fish to come following the beef jerky. But you guys lined up in front of him to catch fish, so you guys got the fish.

"Mmm, no wonder there were no ducks just now, now they are all here."

A badger looked angry and lowered his head to look for stones on the ground, intending to drive away the group of ducks.

In the live broadcast room, netizens also saw the situation on the lake and were surprised.

"Oh my god! How can there be ducks in such a wild lake?"

"This is too dramatic. Don't tell me there is a village nearby."

"You are such a country bumpkin, let's learn more about it, Wild Duck."

"God damn duck, take another good look at it"

"No matter how you look at it, it's still a duck! Duck head, duck beak, duck wings!"

"Stop talking upstairs! My mouth is watering!"

"Thanks Baidu, thanks Sogou, thanks Wikipedia! This is called a bar-headed goose, you are a bunch of idiots!"

"Bar-headed goose? Wild goose?"

"Hahaha, I checked, the bar-headed goose is from the family Anatidae in the order Anseriformes... and it's a fucking duck!"

"Pfft...you have to pay for my Coke!"

"Hey, look at what the boss is going to do?"

While the discussion was going on, we saw on the screen that a badger picked up a ten-centimeter stone from the side and gestured at the group of ducks.

"Um...I want to ask, are bar-headed geese protected species?"

"Yes, yes, someone check it out quickly."

"Uh... the internet says it's delicious..."

"It's so delicious..."

“Plop!”

The stone was thrown out by Wang Ping and fell on the lake in front of the group of ducks, splashing water.

"quack…"

A few ducks in the front spread their wings and quacked a few times, then flew up for a distance under the sight of a badger and landed on the lake surface further back.

"Fuck, this duck can fly?"

Wang Ping's eyes widened, and then he suddenly realized.

I guess there wouldn't be any ducks in such a remote place, so it must be some special species of bird.

After all, he has done relevant work. Although Wang Ping is not a zoologist, he can still draw inferences from one instance to another. Moreover, he knows that many legendary birds, although their names sound nice, may actually look very ordinary or even ugly. So ugly that humans don't want to believe that they are rare animals.

For example, this group of ducks in front of us.

Wang Ping was a little mad. These ducks probably had never encountered any natural enemies in this place, so they were a little stupid. Although the stones Wang Ping threw scared away a few of them, the others were still floating on the water and even approached.

"Huh? Why are you getting closer?"

Wang Ping scratched his head, stared for a while, and then found that the closer the duck was to him, the greater the probability of catching fish.

"So, you guys are really trying to steal my fish, right?"

I don’t know if it was the badger’s stomach that provoked me, but Wang Ping just felt a surge of anger and an urge to fight in an instant.

At the same time, the group of ducks were only concerned with chasing the fish in the water, getting closer and closer to Wang Ping.

Through the screen of the live broadcast room, everyone watched a badger tiptoeing on the gravel on the shore and approaching the lake, and subconsciously held their breath.

Finally, a bar-headed goose that dived to the bottom of the water chased a fish and rushed towards the hole dug by a badger. When it approached the shore, it bit the fish and flapped its wings to emerge from the water.

Before it could raise its head to swallow the fish, a dark shadow suddenly jumped up from the shore, grabbed its long neck and dragged it to the shore.

The people in the live broadcast room saw more clearly that a badger hooked one foot on the lake shore with its entire body leaning out. Its upper body drew an arc on the water surface and it grabbed the bar-headed goose that had surfaced.

"Gah?oдo"

The bar-headed goose struggled, flapping its wings and trying to fly away, but the grip on its neck was so strong that its feathers flew everywhere, and it couldn't get off the ground.

Not only that, the small fish that he had just caught in his mouth was also violently snatched away.