"You guys from the spicy neighborhood, you're trying to steal my fish, right? You can fly, right?"
Wang Ping held the goose's neck tightly, holding a small fish the size of a palm in his other paw, and walked back angrily, occasionally tapping the goose's head with the fish.
"Ga! Ga! ... Σ⊙⊙chuan"
The geese behind him were in an uproar, probably because they had just noticed this troublemaker on the shore. A sound of flapping wings came, and a few geese that looked like leader geese, with beaks and calls, flew over. With their gray-white wings spread out and their backs facing the lake, they looked quite beautiful.
Of course, to some badgers, this behavior is a provocation.
"You want to fight because you have so many people...?"
Wang Ping, holding the fish in one hand and the duck that had begun to roll its eyes in the other, turned around and started baring his teeth at the agitated flock of geese.
"Wow! It's about to start, get ready for screen recording!"
"Let's go!"
"Oh my god, it's rare to have such a big scene!"
"It's a drink with melon seeds and beer~~"
"High energy ahead!"
In the live broadcast room, a group of people who like to watch the fun and not afraid of trouble started to make a noise. A few people urged everyone to calm down, and the comments that the bar-headed goose might be a protected animal seemed so inconspicuous. But when someone popularized the fact that the bar-headed goose was not a protected animal and was delicious, those who had previously urged people to calm down also joined the noise.
However, the grand scene that everyone was looking forward to never happened.
Just as Wang Ping was holding the duck in his hand and preparing to start a fight, Gu Laosan came over carrying a camp pot.
Bar-headed geese may not be afraid of badgers, which are not much bigger than themselves, but they are afraid of humans. Even if a human figure appears 200 meters away, they will fly away immediately.
Seeing the ducks that looked ferocious just now suddenly turn around and fly away, a badger looked back and saw Gu Laosan standing there with a pot in his hand and a confused look on his face, looking at the scene here with his mouth open.
"Where did these ducks come from? They can fly?" Someone was stunned for a while. After the geese flew away, he walked closer to the shore. He looked down and saw Wang Ping holding a duck in his hand. He was immediately surprised. "Wow, boss, you caught another one? Awesome! We can improve the food for dinner!"
"Emm..."
Wang Ping subconsciously looked at the duck in his hand, which was no longer flapping its wings, and became a little hesitant.
The geese retreated, and the badger calmed down.
If he could recognize that this was a bar-headed goose, which was not on the red protected list, he might be able to feel at ease breaking the duck's neck and letting it bleed, and let Gu Laosan stew a pot of old duck soup.
But the problem is that he doesn't know what species the duck is. His professional ethics tells him that if he is not sure whether it is a non-protected animal, it is best to release it.
Unlike Gu Lao San who came to the plateau to broadcast live after being prompted by someone, Wang Ping came here for his own purpose. Wanting to see his teammates was one thing, but the most important thing was the updated mission briefing on the internal website.
Wang Ping came to target the poachers who were planning to capture the golden eagle king.
This also stems from a truth that a badger suddenly realized during his leisure time in Shengjiawu after returning from Daxinganling.
It is true that I am "dead", but this does not mean that my career is also over. Even if I just live broadcast with Gu Laosan, I am capable of continuing to fight poachers. Whether it is the time in Tanzania or in the Greater Khingan Range, it has proved that this works.
So Wang Ping still treated himself as an unknown non-staff member of WAP. After all, no one had thought about fame and power since the day he joined Team 3. Everyone was probably doing it for some kind of spirit, or belief.
But if before you even get to the destination, you catch and eat a duck that is suspected to be a protected species, wouldn't that be ironic and embarrassing
"Gu! Gu!"
Perhaps seeing that the badger was actually thinking of giving up, the badger's stomach became anxious and it didn't care about the beef jerky that had not been fully digested, and started to clamor hurriedly.
"Eh? Are you hungry?" Gu Lang must have heard the sound coming from the badger's belly. He squatted down with amusement, reached out to take the duck that Wang Ping was holding, and said with a smile: "Here, give it to me. I'm going to boil water to pluck the feathers first."
"quack!"
Just as Gu Laosan finished speaking, a lone bar-headed goose stopped on the lake not far from the shore and called out to Wang Ping. The other bar-headed geese had already flown away, leaving only this one, and for some reason it remained on the water. Although he didn't dare to approach, he didn't want to leave either.
The comments in the live broadcast room gradually changed from "Chinese food" to "love of life and death". Especially those girls who came from the cute pet channel, most of them were soft-hearted and hated this scene.
"Legend has it that they only have one mate in their lifetime, and if their mate dies, they will live out their life alone."
"Alas, it's a pity that it fell into the hands of the boss, how pitiful"
"Hey! Wake up! The one that's going to die alone is the swan! Bar-headed geese are not monogamous. I guess the one that refuses to leave is probably because there's no one to take care of the eggs at home."
"Bah! How can you be so cold-blooded?"
"Oh my god, how can you be so cold-blooded? Haven't you ever eaten duck?"
"Ah! What is love in this world..."
"Fuck, wake up!"
In Aershan, Yan Lili's eyes were full of tears. She pouted her lips and picked up her tablet to type on it: "Stinky Pingping, let me go and let the couple be reunited!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room saw it, and Gu Laosan certainly saw it. However, someone's brain circuit has always disliked going to crowded places. Glancing at the lake, Gu Laosan looked down at Wang Ping and said, "Oh, his wife came to the door..."
"So what?" Wang Ping had actually made up his mind to let the "duck" go, but now there was a reversal, so he wanted to see what brilliant ideas Gu Laosan could come up with.
"It's not good to separate a couple..." Gu Lang put the pot on the ground, pointed at the lake, and said to Wang Ping seriously: "Boss, why don't you catch that one too? It's just right to make up the pot. This way our lives will be improved, and we don't have to separate the couple, how great!"
"Gu Lao San! You are such a scumbag!" The comments on the barrage exploded instantly. The anchor had spoken out of his mouth and instantly offended a bunch of young girls who were grieving their youth.
"… Makes sense!" A badger nodded seriously, and in the midst of the exclamations and groans of netizens, he pretended to hand the duck in his hand to Gu Lang. It seemed that he was really persuaded by Gu Lao San and planned to go down and catch another one.
Someone reached out to take it hastily. But just as Gu Lang's hand reached out, Wang Ping's claws suddenly loosened.
The bar-headed goose, which originally looked like it was dying, suddenly flapped its wings and flew up.
“Fuck!”
Gu Laosan hurriedly stood up and waved his arms to catch it. Unfortunately, he did not have the agility and speed of a badger. Along with the falling duck feathers, the bar-headed goose flew higher and higher, circled, and turned to fly into the lake.
"Ouch!" Someone stamped his feet and complained, "Why didn't you let go so early? Now the duck that was in hand has flown away..."
Facing the half-smiled furry face of a badger, Gu Laosan's exasperation froze on his face, his voice gradually weakened, and he said in a sullen tone: "You... you don't think I let the duck go, do you?"