Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 152: Come and escort me!

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After Gu Lang moved sideways from the passenger seat to the driver's seat, Wang Ping hurriedly jumped onto the seat and checked his tablet computer.

Wang Ping brought the tablet he used at home just to distinguish it from the tablet Gu Laosan used for live streaming. After all, they had been together for so long, and no one would just sit there and check someone else's browsing history. But if this tablet was broken by Gu Laosan, it would be inconvenient to check the map.

However, there was no trace of the tablet on the seat. Just when someone opened the car door, the wind blew the tablet onto the foot pad in front of the seat. Because the screen was facing down, it avoided the embarrassment of being crushed, and only left a dirty big footprint on the back.

Wang Ping wiped it with the fur on the back of his paw with some concern, then hurriedly opened the drawer on the dashboard and put the tablet back.

"Huh? When did you bring the one from home? I didn't even know." Gu Laosan, who was standing by, had caught his breath and looked over and said curiously.

"None of your business! You brought so many weird things with you, I don't know about it!" Wang Ping looked at someone with disdain, turned around and looked outside the car. At the same time, he saw someone sticking out his tongue and making faces behind him in the shadow on the car window, so stupid.

The tent not far from the herders was filled with wind and swollen because Gu Laosan didn't draw the door curtain when he came out. If it weren't for the steel cables at the four corners, it would have flown away long ago.

Seeing the temperature getting lower and lower, Gu Lang started the Wrangler shiveringly, turned up the air conditioner, then took off his clothes that were soaked with rain, grabbed a thin blanket from the back seat, wrapped himself in it, and lay sideways on the lowered seat.

After a while, the front windshield and windows were covered with a layer of mist, and the scene outside the car could not be seen clearly.

"Go to sleep..." Someone lay on his side, his eyes narrowed, and muttered.

The wind and rain came violently and went away quickly. Wang Ping vaguely remembered that when he woke up in the middle of the night and whizzed, it was quiet outside the car and he could see a big moon hanging in the sky.

Wang Ping didn't sleep well that night, and was always in a state of half-sleep and half-wakefulness. Probably because someone's snoring was too loud, which made Badger a little uncomfortable.

It can be seen that sometimes having good hearing is not necessarily a good thing. With Wang Ping's small ears, he could hear a rabbit running within a hundred meters, not to mention Gu Lao San's snoring half a meter away. That night, it felt like sleeping in a minefield, with explosions at any time.

As a result, when the badger woke up in the morning, his little head was buzzing.

Of course, in addition to the bombardment that night, it may also be related to sleeping too long. When in Shengjiawu, a certain badger was used to sleeping until he woke up naturally.

But when I woke up at 6 o'clock, it was still pitch black outside the car window, with no sign of daybreak. I ended up taking a nap, and when I woke up, the sun was already shining on my face.

Wang Ping opened his mouth and yawned, then climbed up from the seat with drooping eyelids. He stretched out his claws to grab Gu Laosan's arm with the watch on it and took a look. The time was already past eight o'clock.

Throwing someone's arm back, Gu Laosan grumbled and turned over, with no intention of getting up. Wang Ping ignored him and yawned again. He turned over and jumped into the back seat, pulled Gu Laosan's backpack, and took out a travel kit from it. In addition to the normal toiletries, there was also a small children's toothbrush.

The badger opened the rear door directly while sitting on the seat, without even looking outside, and jumped out.

It looked sunny outside, but the temperature was not high, less than 10 degrees. Wang Ping shivered in the cool breeze and became more awake. He was about to go to the lake to brush his teeth and wash his face when he realized that the atmosphere around him was not right.

"Meh~~"

The sounds of hooves and antelopes echoed around us. Antelopes were everywhere, strolling leisurely in the morning sunshine. Some young sheep, which had not yet grown up, chased and played around the older sheep. The huge herd spread all the way to the lake, where a large number of them gathered to drink water.

Wang Ping might not recognize other animals, but the flock of sheep in front of him was very familiar to him.

Black face, black hooves, black horns, typical features of Tibetan antelopes. Legend has it that this endangered first-class protected animal is the most mysterious natural spirit on the plateau. It has long been in the vortex of poaching and anti-poaching. In order to protect it, the Tibetan people have paid a huge price.

However, protection is protection, but at the moment, this group of "elves" not only fails to make Wang Ping feel cute, but a bit annoying.

Perhaps because they are both animals and the badger is relatively small in size and does not show any murderous intent, the surrounding Tibetan antelopes not only did not avoid it, but a few brave ones even came closer.

“Pah!”

Wang Ping was unexpectedly pushed from behind, and fell flat on the ground, with the travel suit in his little paws flying out.

"Who! Are you looking for death?"

Wang Ping shook his head, got up from the ground, turned around and raised his paw to slap him.

Behind him, a little Tibetan antelope, about 40 centimeters tall at the shoulder, was staring at him curiously with its big cute eyes. Behind the little Tibetan antelope, a male antelope with a pair of black horns over 50 centimeters long was squinting at Wang Ping.

"Uh..." The badger's claws were very powerful when they swung over, but they were much gentler when they touched the little Tibetan antelope. After touching the little guy's face, Wang Ping acted cute to the ram: "Your son is quite naughty..."

"Meh~~"

Before the big sheep could say anything, the little sheep let out a fierce cry.

The lamb shook its head to avoid the badger's claws, then lowered its head, and its little head, which had not yet grown horns, came towards Wang Ping again.

Wang Ping was staring at the big sheep and acting cute, but he was accidentally bumped and fell to the ground.

"Hiss~ If it weren't for the fact that you are an animal protector, I would have beaten you up just now, you know?"

Wang Ping stood up, rubbing his butt, and angrily brushed off the dirt on his clothes.

Because it rained last night, the ground was still a little muddy. Just after the two hits, there was some mud on my body that I couldn't shake off. I was lowering my head to adjust my T-shirt, and out of the corner of my eye I saw that the restless little Tibetan antelope seemed to be about to attack me again, so I quickly stretched out a paw to hold its head down.

Wang Ping ignored the fact that he was most likely facing a baby sheep that was still curious about the world, and he also ignored the fact that when a naughty child gets angry, he will do anything regardless of species.

Seeing the badger's cooperation, the little Tibetan antelope pushed harder, bleating. Then, a few more little Tibetan antelopes came over to the side of the badger, curiously looking at the sheep and the badger on the field.

The big sheep acted as if it was none of their business and watched the fun leisurely from the side, which made a certain badger feel a little aggrieved.

"Damn it, whose child is this? If no one is watching, I'll beat him up!"

At this time, behind Wang Ping, another lamb finally couldn't hold back anymore. It trotted forward and lowered its head to butt against a badger.

“Snap!”

A badger was knocked down again unexpectedly.

"Shit..." Wang Ping was furious. He stood up and was about to teach the guy who attacked from the side a lesson, when he saw several little Tibetan antelopes coming around. They were all half-grown naughty kids with a shoulder height of 30 to 40 centimeters.

"What do you want to do..."

A certain badger began to feel nervous in his heart.

"What do you mean? You treat me like a toy, right?"

The little Tibetan antelope that Wang Ping was "playing" with first started the attack, followed by the other sheep. Wang Ping dodged once, then dodged a second time, and then was knocked to the ground. Just as he got up, he was knocked to the ground again.

This happened three times, and in a short while, Wang Ping's face and body were covered with mud. He looked like a mud monkey being pushed around by a few lambs.

"Fuck..."

"I fought back!"

"oops…"

"Damn it... Gu Laosan! Gu Laosan! Come out and protect the emperor... ( ̄皿 ̄)"