Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 16: Puff adder

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There are many kinds of poisonous snakes in the African grasslands. If you want to find the most poisonous one, I am afraid no one can say for sure. After all, no matter which kind it is, the consequences of being bitten are almost the same. If you have to say the difference, it is probably that the composition of each venom is different, and the mosaic shape left at the end will also be slightly different.

But if you ask which venomous snake is the most common, the puff adder definitely has a place.

I don't know if the talent points were added incorrectly. Compared to other snakes, the puff adder is a rare venomous snake whose reproductive ability is more outstanding than its toxicity. And although it is not big in size, it likes to be active at night, making it difficult for many animals to defend against it. Maybe you will be bitten by it in your sleep and end up being eaten by the puff adder.

Now Wang Ping was facing a puff adder that was out hunting. Normally, a puff adder that was only over one meter long would not take the initiative to attack. This one tonight might have been attracted by the heat of the campfire.

Unfortunately, in the eyes of snakes, there is only a division of biological heat but no actual classification. Otherwise, if there is a "snake killer" flat-headed brother standing opposite, the psychological shadow area of this puff viper is definitely larger than its size.

However, although it has no psychological shadow, Wang Ping has some.

If it was an ordinary flat-headed tiger, it would have jumped on the poisonous snake with cheers. After all, poisonous snakes are like spicy snacks to flat-headed tigers, and are the second most important delicacy in their diet after honey.

There is a piece of little-known knowledge circulating on the Internet: if the venom sprayed by a poisonous snake is swallowed into the stomach, the final decomposition is nothing more than protein. Of course, the premise is that the venom does not come into contact with any capillaries during this process, otherwise the speed of the poison is definitely faster than the speed of gastric juice decomposition.

Even though Wang Ping knew that the thing the honey badger was least afraid of was snake venom, he was still a little scared.

In the past, when he was on a mission in the wild, he always had preventive measures, whether it was a large wild animal or a mosquito, lizard, etc. But once bitten by a snake, if the serum was not injected in time, the only outcome would be death, and the death would be ugly and unbearable to watch. Moreover, the toxins of many snakes are ineffective simply by injecting serum. Therefore, Wang Ping always had a fear of snakes.

Well, as a man, it’s not shameful to be afraid of snakes, no, it’s not shameful to be afraid of badgers.

This puff adder was obviously frightened by the sparks that had flew out before. After flashing out of the bushes, it spit out its tongue and made an attacking gesture.

After all, we can only see the distribution of heat. Anyone would be scared if they suddenly saw a large amount of heat rushing towards them.

Wang Ping stood between the puff adder and the SUV. Compared with the two people in the car, Wang Ping knew that he was the only one who had the ability to resolve the crisis. Wang Ping had checked Gu Lang's funny first aid kit and found that there was no anti-venom serum. Whether it was Gu Lang or Xiaohua, once they were bitten, they could be declared offline.

Emmm… How does a flat-headed tiger usually catch a snake

Wang Ping was on guard against the puff adder in front of him while thinking back. Unfortunately, he still had no clue after thinking for a long time. Damn! If I had known that I would become a flat-headed brother one day, I would have watched the hunting videos of the flat-headed brother every day and prepared the tutorial in advance.

Wang Ping's thoughts were complicated. How could a flat-headed snake eat a venomous snake? It was just a matter of running over, holding it down, grabbing it and stuffing it into his mouth. The steps were the same as putting an elephant in a refrigerator.

The first to lose control was the puff adder.

In the eyes of snakes, there is no classification. The only way to distinguish between dead and alive things is by the size of the body and the heat contained. Seeing a moving mass of heat always blocking in front of it, and there are two larger masses of heat in the objects behind it, these are all food!

A famous second-generation rich man in China once said, "I never care whether my friends are rich or not, because they are not as rich as me anyway." Similarly, snakes don't care whether their prey is bigger than themselves, because as long as it is alive, it is bigger than themselves. The only difference is how wide they open their mouths when eating.

The abdomen contracted, and then the tail end exerted force, and the mouth with sharp fangs suddenly bit Wang Ping's neck.

Wang Ping's pupils shrank, and he tried to dodge. But just as he was about to dodge, a stream of venom suddenly spurted out from the puff adder's fangs.

Wang Ping was unable to dodge and was still splashed by the venomous snake. Fortunately, he had a thick layer of fur, which completely ignored the corrosiveness of the venom. Wang Ping also subconsciously glanced at it, emmm, he felt nothing at all, almost like being spitted on...

Taking advantage of the inertia of the puff adder's body after the attack, Wang Ping swung his claws at the snake's body. Blood splattered, and Wang Ping cut a wound under the puff adder's head, revealing white flesh.

Perhaps because of the injury, the puff adder did not attack again. After falling on the grass, its entire body began to roll over, slowly coiling up, leaving only its head exposed, spitting out its tongue at Wang Ping.

Wang Ping subconsciously glanced at the campfire next to him, and suddenly an evil thought popped up in his mind.

Perhaps everyone has some evil taste hidden in their heart, and Wang Ping is no exception. Or, as he is afraid of snakes, he has long wanted to try this.

Wang Ping used his claws to hook out a flaming wooden stick, held it between his two front paws, and suddenly threw it at the coiled venomous snake. The wooden stick with red charcoal fire fell on the body of the puff adder, making a "sizzling" sound.

The puff adder's coiled body suddenly began to roll, and the snake's head instantly bit towards the charcoal fire, followed by a "squeak" sound.

Wang Ping couldn't tell whether it was the sound made by the snake itself or the sound of the charcoal burning its skin and flesh. Anyway, it hurt him to watch the scene.

Kill him while he's weak! Just as the snake's attention was diverted, Wang Ping stabbed his claw into the puff adder's body, completely cutting it in half.

Carefully throwing the piece of wood back into the campfire, Wang Ping picked up the half of the snake's tail and turned to look at the campfire. How about trying to roast the snake meat

"!"

Just after taking a step, Wang Ping felt a pain in his leg and turned around quickly.

The puff adder looked as miserable as it could be. Its body was cut in half, blood was gushing out from the back of its head, and its body was covered with bulges caused by the flames. It was bleeding non-stop from its mouth, and even its tongue was burned off. But even with this half cut off, it still bit Wang Ping's hind leg tightly.

I could feel the venom from the fangs being injected into my body. This was much scarier than getting vaccinated as a child.

"Fuck you!"

Wang Ping was almost mad with anger. He had taken all precautions, but he still got caught. At this moment, he forgot all about the snake meat. He tore off the half of the venomous snake hanging on his leg and threw it directly towards the campfire along with the other half of the snake's tail.

You're so awesome, right? You're broken into two pieces and you still dare to bite me, right? I'll burn you to ash, and see how you can still be so arrogant!

The puff adder struggled, curled up, and hissed in the flames.

If the snake's brain is big enough, it will probably regret it. Why go out at night? It would be better to just stay at home and sleep!

Wang Ping was still angry and kept poking the bonfire until the snake's body was no longer intact and had been stabbed into pieces. Perhaps he himself did not realize that Wang Ping's temper had become particularly irritable since he woke up in the zoo.

Fortunately, before moving the campsite, Gu Lang had turned the camera towards the inside of the car. After all, one of the important reasons for not turning off the live broadcast late at night is to prevent himself from having an accident. Although it can't prevent anything, at least it can let his family know how he died. So after arriving at the new campsite, Gu Lang didn't move the camera away.

The scene where Wang Ping whipped the puff adder with a stick was not broadcast live. Otherwise, this outrageous action would definitely make all zoologists lose their hair overnight.

After thinking about it, Wang Ping was still a little nervous. He felt that the amount of venom injected into his leg by the puff adder seemed to be quite large. It was really using its life to output, definitely the largest amount of venom in the snake's life. His hind legs were already numb after being bitten.

How about looking in the car? What if I misunderstood Gu Lao San? Maybe he has prepared serum? At worst, I can just take two anti-inflammatory pills...

Wang Ping walked towards the SUV with a heavy heart. As soon as he reached the door, his vision began to go dark.

"Fuck you!" Wang Ping cursed in his heart, his eyes went dark, and he fell directly outside the car door.

The night wind blew, and the grassland became quiet again. Gu Lang in the car closed his eyes and muttered something, then tightened his coat, curled up in the driver's seat, and fell into a deep sleep.