Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 160: Gu Laosan is crying?

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Just at the edge of the woods on the west side, within sight, a group of bees were busy among the fragrance of wild flowers. On the outskirts, a beehive the size of a football was hanging under a rock with its corner raised upwards.

Wang Ping's eyes turned red.

At this moment, it seemed that another soul suddenly appeared and took over the badger's brain, making him suddenly want to eat honey, and he wanted it like crazy.

“Knock, knock, knock!”

“Knock, knock, knock!”

Standing up from the passenger seat, a badger hopped on its little feet and kept beating on the car door with its two paws.

"What's wrong? Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

Gu Lang stepped on the brake and turned to look at Wang Ping. At this time, a badger had already pressed the window down button and jumped out impatiently.

"Be careful... don't fall..."

Before Gu Lang finished speaking, he saw a badger running away, heading straight for the grove opposite. Someone shook his head and turned to look at the back seat. A blanket was rolled up in the middle of the seat, still motionless, among a pile of debris.

"Hey, little wolf, little wolf, don't learn from your brother. You're already such a big... badger, but you're still so irritable!"

Maybe because he didn't get beaten when he taught a badger in the morning, Gu Laosan was a little smug at the moment, and his tone was full of smugness. There was also a hint of mockery on his face.

A row of "..." floated across the screen of the live broadcast room. All the fans who knew Wang Ping expressed their concerns about his mentality at the moment. There were also those who just wanted to watch the fun and encouraged the anchor to keep up the good work, so that they could teach the badger a lesson later and then enjoy watching the anchor get beaten.

However, less than 5 minutes later, the style of the entire live broadcast room suddenly changed.

Some fans have been following the actions of a certain badger. It was also the encounter with a group of wild yaks by the Selin Co Lake yesterday that inspired Gu Laosan. You can't rely on yourself to show everyone with a tablet every time you encounter such an unexpected situation.

So before setting off, someone simply swapped the cameras so that the tablet's front camera was facing the car, and the one on the rearview mirror was removed and fixed to the rearview mirror outside the passenger door.

At this moment, through the cameras here, everyone saw that a badger was holding a thing bigger than his head and was running towards the wrangler like crazy. Behind him, a huge black cloud in the sky was chasing him relentlessly.

"Third brother, if I were you, I would close the car window now"

"Run! Run!"

"I've closed my eyes because I'm timid"

"This is retribution... Third brother, you are so mean!"

"Hurry up and drive away! Before the boss comes back."

"Fuck, this swarm is so big, will I die if I get stung?"

Gu Lang hadn't noticed the situation outside the window at this time. He was thinking about whether to find a veterinarian to take a look at the wolf cub when he got to Nima County. As he was thinking, he heard a buzzing sound in his ears, and it was getting closer and closer.

Subconsciously looking out the window, someone's expression froze instantly.

“Fuck!”

Gu Laosan felt his scalp tingling and he hurriedly pressed the button to close the window. As a result, the passenger window was not closed yet, but the window on his left was opened first.

"Boss... Damn it..."

He was almost crying because of his own behavior. He didn't care about Wang Ping anymore and put the car in gear and drove away.

At this time, Wang Ping had already reached the side of the car, took a running start, and rushed towards the passenger window. Just as he had stuffed half of the honeycomb in, Gu Lang stepped on the accelerator, and the Wrangler spun out along the river beach.

“Bang!”

The beehive fell on the passenger seat and rolled to the ground, while Wang Ping held the edge of the window with his little paws, and the badger's face hung outside the window in confusion. As the Wrangler accelerated, its body floated up like a flag.

“Buzz!”

There were bees in the hive, and they all flew out after being knocked down. The swarm of bees that had been chasing the hive also flew in through the car windows on both sides.

"Ah! (д)"

“What the hell!!”

“Help!!”

"Boss! Fuck you!!"

Gu Laosan's screams continued to be heard in the car, and the Wrangler began to move in an "S" shape along the river beach.

Wang Ping took great effort to finally put his foot on the edge of the car window and climbed in. As soon as he climbed up from the seat, he saw Gu Laosan slapping the bees around him like crazy, and he had no time to drive.

Wang Ping slapped his head and suddenly realized that he had done something stupid. He hurriedly picked up the beehive in front of the seat and used his claws to open it layer by layer, looking for the queen bee inside.

The most amazing thing about bees is that there is only one queen bee in a bee colony, and all the worker bees and drones revolve around the queen bee. Therefore, many beekeepers will use a cover to cover the queen bee in the beehive to prevent it from "running away" with the bee colony.

After searching for a long time, Wang Ping finally found a big-bellied bee with an obviously unscientific size near the center of the hive, with its paws covered in honey. Without thinking, he grabbed it and threw it out the car window.

The large swarm of bees outside the car stopped chasing instantly and gathered on the riverbank to fly around the queen bee. The bees that had originally flown into the car were not so agile, some flew out of the car to join the swarm, some still hung on Gu Laosan's body, and some crawled around on the broken hive.

Wang Ping left the beehive behind, jumped onto the dashboard, and while steering, he waved his little paws to help someone drive away the bees.

Gu Lang was no longer screaming, he was just cursing. Various words came out of his mouth, none of them repeated.

Fortunately, because of the drop in temperature, Gu Lang was wearing a thick windbreaker when he set out, leaving only his head and hands exposed.

The advantage is that it prevents large areas of the body from coming into contact with bees, so that you won't be stung all over. But the disadvantage is also obvious, as almost no part of the body exposed to the outside will be spared.

Wang Ping stood on the dashboard and saw the blanket wrapped around the little wolf in the back seat of the car at a glance.

Wang Ping jumped over and picked up the blanket and the fluffy ball inside. Then he ran back to the front, threw the little wolf directly onto the passenger seat, and covered Gu Laosan's head with the blanket.

Gu Lang subconsciously grabbed the blanket, drove away the bees around his head, and covered his head with it.

"Tsk tsk, I'm sorry for what you did... Brother..."

Wang Ping also found it a little unbelievable at this time. He was such a wise man, but he could do such a thing to betray his teammates.

"Damn, it's all your fault!"

Looking down at its belly, Wang Ping stretched out his paw to slap it twice, but he glanced at the honey on his paw and subconsciously licked it first.

“It’s pretty sweet…”

“Bang!”

The car ran over a dead tree and jolted. Feeling that it was turning, Wang Ping hurriedly grabbed the steering wheel and looked back at the road ahead.

"Woo woo..."

A whimpering sound came from beside, a badger's little ears moved, and embarrassment appeared on its furry face.

"No way... Gu Lao San is crying?"