After the buzzing sound of the bees completely disappeared, Gu Laosan, who had regained some sense, stepped on the brakes and just sat there with the blanket covering his face, motionless. If it weren't for the occasional inhalation sound from under the blanket, the badger would have thought he had fainted.
Wang Ping climbed down the dashboard quietly, acting like a young wife who had gotten into trouble, and threw out the dead and alive bees he had caught and killed. After checking that there were no living bees, he raised the window again.
At this moment in the car, apart from the occasional reward reminders on the tablet, the only sounds were someone's panting and whimpering.
"Why are you still crying..."
Wang Ping scratched his head, jumped onto the dashboard, and quietly pulled Gu Lang's arm.
"Hiss~"
Perhaps because it touched a painful spot, someone took a deep breath, and under the blanket someone roared in grievance: "Get lost! Don't fucking touch me!"
Just as a badger was about to pull with its little paw for the second time, it stopped in front of its body and then retracted its paw.
"Emm... I'm still angry..."
But at this time, there was another whimper, which made Wang Ping feel something was wrong.
"Why does it feel like it's on the left..."
Wang Ping turned his head to look at the co-pilot seat and was shocked to find that the ball of fur he had casually thrown there was wriggling with its eyes closed, and its pink little tongue was sticking out from time to time to lick the honey dripping on the seat.
"Fuck! Gu Laosan, look! Your dog, no, your wolf is alive!"
The badger kept grabbing Gu Laosan's arm and shaking it with his little claws, looking like he had seen a ghost. But in the next second, he really saw a ghost.
Gu Lang lifted the blanket from his head and yelled at Wang Ping, "The goose told you to get out! Is this enough?"
"Well… "
At this time, Wang Ping maintained the same posture as before, staring at the "pig head" opposite with his small eyes, his mouth getting bigger and bigger.
"Fuck... who are you?"
From the time the blanket was put on to the time the badger cleaned up the car and closed the windows, it took only a dozen minutes. But the Gu Lao San who appeared in front of him at this moment had become a completely different person. His eyes were narrowed and swollen like a big-eyed goldfish, and his mouth was swollen and pouty, which was inexplicably funny.
"puff!!"
"Fuck! What's wrong with you, Third Brother!"
"Sorry, I'll just laugh for a moment."
"Hahahaha, I'm so sorry, I can't control myself."
"Haha, the anchor must hate the boss to death"
"Third brother, you have suffered."
"It's over, the Coke sprayed all over the laptop"
"It was so sudden. This scene by Sammo Hung was definitely the biggest laugh for me this year."
"Didn't you say you were going to the county town? Let's go to the hospital."
"Poor Gu Lao San, always being cheated by the boss"
The live broadcast room was filled with comments, but Wang Ping and Gu Lang didn't have time to watch them. A badger stood on the dashboard, scratching his face with one paw, trying hard to hold back his smile, while pointing the other paw in the direction of the co-pilot seat to show Gu Lao San.
Someone narrowed his eyes (or maybe they were open), stared at Wang Ping with murderous hatred for a long time, and then turned his head to look. Then, someone screamed in the car.
"Oh shit! It's alive!"
It was not known whether Gu Lang was surprised at the moment, but Wang Ping did not see any expression of surprise on his face. Reaching out and touching the little wolf cub with honey all over his face, Gu Lao San let out a terrifying laugh.
"Hahahahaha~ You're so easy to provoke!"
"Emm..." A badger scratched his head, his face blank, "Although I don't understand what you are saying, I just hope you are happy!"
Nearly an hour later, outside the gate of Nima County People's Hospital.
Wang Ping had a dark face and was squatting on the passenger seat, holding a bottle upright and feeding the wolf cub. Gu Laosan bought milk and a bottle at the supermarket at the intersection and ran to the hospital to save himself. Before leaving, he asked a badger to feed the wolf cub.
Still feeling guilty, with the idea of apologizing to Gu Laosan, Wang Ping still obediently poured the milk into the bottle and put it into the wolf cub's mouth.
But it was unclear whether the little guy was traumatized by the hail last night, or his brain was frozen. Whenever Wang Ping put the pacifier close to it, it would hum and turn its head away, and then run for the honey on the seat.
The little fellow, who was born less than a day ago, had not even opened his eyes yet, but he was quite irritable. He hummed and groaned as he crawled onto the pool of honey, his pink little paws stretched out straight.
Finally, Wang Ping used his paw to smear honey on the pacifier, and then tricked the wolf cub into drinking milk. After every few sips, the wolf would whimper and get angry, and then the badger would smear honey on it and feed it again.
"Oh, how did I end up feeding a child?" A badger sighed sadly.
On the screen of the live broadcast room, various "666" and "High energy ahead" flashed by at this time. Seeing the badger-fed babies for the first time, fans wanted to get into the screen, pull out both the big and the small ones, and hold them in their arms.
"Guji guji~"
The little wolf drank a few sips of milk, then pushed the pacifier away and crawled on the seat with his eyes closed. He came to the side of a badger's leg, touched something, and bit it with his mouth.
"Fuck you!"
Wang Ping subconsciously raised his foot and kicked it, but he held back at the last moment and just pushed the little guy away.
"Brother, breastfeeding is the limit, don't push it any further!"
The little guy rolled over in his seat, groaned twice, and crawled over again.
"Why!"
After all, there was no way to reason with such a baby-like creature. The badger slumped his shoulders, raised his arms, lifted the bottle and dipped it in the honeycomb on the dashboard in front.
At this time, there was a soft "puff" sound, and the badger suddenly felt a warm sensation on his feet. Looking down, he saw a little wolf sticking its butt out and spraying some indescribable substance on its feet.
"Bang!"
The bottle, which was half full of milk, was slammed hard against the driver's door.
Because of Gu Laosan's injury, Wang Ping and he had to stay in Nima County for another two days, mainly to wait for someone to reduce the swelling.
His eyelids were stung several times, and when Gu Laosan came out of the hospital, he couldn't open his eyes. In this state, he couldn't even drive or walk without using his fingers to pry open his eyelids to see.
During these two days, Gu Lang went to the hospital for intravenous drips during the day, and stayed at the county hotel in front of the hospital with Wang Ping and the little wolf cub at night. It was not until the swelling on someone's face had subsided, he could see without assistance, and he could open his mouth to eat by himself that he set out again.
Of course, the swelling had only started to subside, not completely. Gu Laosan was still a pig-head. So when he set out, he simply put on a hat and a mask, and covered his eyes with sunglasses. Only then did he regain some of his elegance.
During these two days, a certain badger who was deliberately ignored and taught a lesson by Gu Laosan deeply experienced what it means to be both a father and a mother.
It was fine at night, no matter how the cub whined, Wang Ping pretended not to hear it. But during the day, even if he couldn't hear it, he could still smell it. In the past few days, because of the incident of urinating and defecating in public, a certain badger swore countless times that he would throw a certain wolf out to feed the dogs.
At this time, the structure in the Wrangler has changed.
Gu Lang added two hooks to the left side of the co-pilot seat, which was originally occupied by a badger. The small hammock in the tent for Wang Ping was taken down and hung between the seat and the dashboard, becoming a cradle for a wolf cub to sleep.
As for Wang Ping, he was standing on the dashboard and trying to please Gu Laosan opposite him, with a piece of beeswax full of honey in his little paws.
"Hey, this is pure natural honey that I specially saved for you. Would you like to try it?"