I don't know if someone is still angry or is just pretending to be cool and taking this opportunity to adjust his position. Gu Lao San said nothing at this time, but instead hugged his shoulders and snorted proudly.
"Hey? I've given you a way out, but you still don't want it?"
Wang Ping narrowed his eyes, and at the same time, one of his paws on the dashboard moved, tapping on the dashboard with the tip of his paw, making a "knock knock" sound. The inexplicably familiar scene made the person behind the sunglasses suddenly nervous.
At this time, quite a number of fans in the live broadcast room have turned their attention to a certain wolf sleeping in a small hammock. Of course, this is also because Wang Ping deliberately avoided the camera. However, at this time, many people heard the hesitant voice of a certain anchor.
"Uh... you... you... are you apologizing?"
The small forehead between Wang Ping's eyebrows wrinkled, and his eyes became more and more dangerous.
"Damn it, I've been taking care of the shit and piss of the broken dog you picked up these past two days... Wolf, I'll do whatever you say, you're not done yet, are you?"
“Crack!”
With a slight crisp sound, the tip of a badger's claw poked into the cover on the dashboard.
"You, you, you... this," Gu Laosan hurriedly took off his sunglasses, stared with his still swollen eyes, sat up and looked at the place that was trampled by a badger, with a look of heartache. But when he looked up and saw the badger's expression, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly laughed: "Oh, hehe, I was just kidding you, I forgave you a long time ago!"
“Bang!”
A piece of beeswax hit someone's face directly and fell down with honey dripping out.
Gu Lang: …
In the live broadcast room, Gu Lang and Wang Ping were not visible at the moment. Everyone only knew that a certain badger had formally apologized to Gu Lao San. However, only 5 minutes later, someone begged for mercy outside the camera: "Ah... I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't hit me, I'm a patient!"
"… "
"The boss is still the boss"
"I calculated with my fingers and knew that things were not that simple."
"It's normal. My wife also had such a bad temper when my son was breastfeeding."
"Haha, what on earth are you talking about upstairs?"
"What the hell is this lactation period? The eldest one must be a male, right?"
"How do you know? Have you seen it?"
"Emm... So, is the eldest one male or female?"
"There's nothing we can do. The boss is hiding too deep and we can't see him."
"Let Gu Laosan take a photo if there's a chance."
"Hahaha, I suspect you guys are doing something pornographic, but I have no evidence."
"If Gu Laosan had this courage, he would not be the third brother, but the eldest brother!"
After a tantrum, Wang Ping had almost vented the anger he had received from the wolf cub, so he leisurely jumped back to the passenger seat. The Wrangler left Nima County and headed west to Zhaxi Co Lake, bypassed the foot of the mountain on the north side, and drove straight north.
At this time, the distance to the mission point that the badger had been thinking about all the way was only 200 kilometers. However, before arriving, they had to bypass the mountain ranges of Weiwei Mountain and Shiziling Mountain, which were nearly 100 kilometers in between.
On the other side, further north of Weiwei Mountain, there is a snow-capped mountain called Chitong Mountain. Between the two mountains, there is a huge Gobi desert with a radius of nearly 100 kilometers.
At this moment, on the hillside below the snow line of Chitong Mountain, two tents were hidden in a forest. Outside the forest, behind a raised rock slope, Yilu, covered with canvas camouflage, was holding a telescope and staring at the Gobi Desert opposite.
"Hey, Xi, someone else appears in your direction." Holding the radio to his ear, Ilu whispered.
“Ziz…Crack…”
There was a burst of noise in the headset, and then Park Youxi's helpless voice rang out: "I say, Yilu, you can either call me deputy captain or Park!"
"Okay! Xi, you have to hurry, they are about to pass by!" Yilu held up the telescope and smiled.
"Shit..."
About 5 minutes later, Park Youxi's voice rang out again in the headset, sounding a little breathless: "Huh, it's done! Just two rookies!"
"Ok! Keep hiding!" Luke's voice sounded on the radio, and then asked: "Anna, how is the situation over there?"
After a long while, Anna's cold voice sounded: "Same old!"
"Hey Luke!" Ilu suddenly interrupted, "I don't understand why we keep those two stupid thieves. Wouldn't it be better to drive them away together?"
"idiot!"
Suddenly, another little girl's voice was heard on the radio.
"Listen, little Sama, if you call me an idiot again, Uncle Black might go to the tent and spank you!" Ilu shouted in dissatisfaction.
"Shut up!" Luke suddenly said, "Now is not the time to chat! Just keep silent!"
The communication fell silent instantly. The black guy behind the telescope rolled his eyes when he heard this.
After a while, Anna's voice suddenly came from the channel: "They are baits!"
Yilu was stunned for a moment, then frowned, thought for a long time, and then looked as if he suddenly realized something.
The so-called "bait" is certainly not used for fishing.
The two thieves probably thought that as long as they were not spotted by the golden eagles in the sky, they would be fine, so their camouflage was extremely crude and could be seen from several kilometers away. Once poachers entered, the first thing they would notice was these two guys, which in turn provided cover for the three teams in disguise.
A sharp cry was heard in the sky. Yilu raised his telescope and looked over. In the camera, a golden eagle was flying towards the north, holding a hare-like animal in its claws.
"Good job, baby!" the black guy muttered to himself, but then he looked to the east and his expression changed.
"Shit! Another sandstorm! My tender skin... "
Ever since he was stung by a bee and his head became a pig, Gu Laosan refused to appear on camera. Even when he was greeting people before or after a broadcast, he always wore a mask and sunglasses, fearing that someone would laugh at him.
Of course, someone is overthinking. People are tired of aesthetics or ugliness. After seeing it too much, it is just like that. As early as the moment someone turned into a pig head, everyone had already laughed, so at this time, more attention was paid to a little wolf cub.
Before sunset, the Wrangler drove along the winding wilderness highlands and barely reached the foot of the southern slope of Weiwei Mountain. Going further north, they had to climb the slope and pass the snow line. Gu Lang immediately stopped the car and set up camp, planning to rest for a night before continuing.
At this time, someone was waving an engineering shovel, clearing out a flat area on a gravel slope to set up a tent, while Wang Ping was teaching the little wolf a lesson in the car.
After three days, the little fellow's eyes, which were covered with a diaphragm, had already opened, which made a certain badger unsure whether it was born on the night of the hail. In theory, canines do not open their eyes so soon after birth.
But that's not the point. Anyway, the fact that this thing can survive is already against common sense, and it doesn't matter if it violates it again. What the badger really cares about is something else.
On the passenger seat of the Wrangler, the little guy was sitting on his two tiny front legs, his amber eyes staring at the pile of poop in front of him with an innocent wolf face.
Wang Ping stood next to it, pointing his little paw at the poop and baring his teeth in a ferocious manner.
"If you poop on the seat again, I'll... just stew you!"
In fact, he didn't know how to train small animals not to urinate or defecate anywhere. But he did hear from Gu Laosan that when Dahei first came to grandma's house, he did the same thing in the living room. As a result, grandma forced him to go to the poop and lectured him for two hours. Since then, Dahei has never made this mistake again.
Not to mention the living room, in Wang Ping's impression, he had never seen the dog go to the toilet in his home.
"I'm not good at reasoning..." Scratching his chin, Wang Ping felt a little melancholy, and his eyes involuntarily glanced out of the car.