Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 163: The most undignified wolf in history

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"Woo wow, woo wow..."

Seeing a badger baring its teeth for a long time, the wolf cub suddenly began to lose focus. He thought the badger was playing with him, so he hummed twice, then stuck out his little tongue and licked the badger's thigh.

"Damn it, stop licking me!" Wang Ping's leg hair stood up and he almost jumped up. He subconsciously slapped him with his paw.

But when the little slap was about to hit the wolf cub's face, it stopped and the badger withdrew its claws helplessly. The little guy was only a few days old at most, but he was not as resistant to beating as Gu Lao San, so he was really worried that he would be hurt.

After taking a look at the lump on the chair, the badger's eyes began to glance out of the car involuntarily.

In the live broadcast room, as usual, there is no rhythm of outdoor live broadcast. If you only look at the barrage, you might think it is a cute pet channel.

"Guess, can the boss teach Xiao Si a lesson?" someone said in a comment.

In two days, a wolf cub picked up by Gu Lao San successfully advanced to the next level and was ranked by enthusiastic netizens, becoming the fourth one besides the "Three Musketeers of the Grassland". However, this fourth one is a little small at present, not even as big as someone's foot.

"I don't think it's possible! The boss is not a wolf after all, so it will be difficult to communicate with him."

Some people started to reply.

"Isn't this right? It's not like he was picked up along the way. Xiao Si has been following the boss since he opened his eyes. How could he not understand?"

"That's right, the key is not the species, but who is raising it."

"Oh my god, if that's the case, would Xiao Si think he is a flat-headed brother?"

"666, a wolf that thinks he is a honey badger"

"Why do I feel like the boss is more like training a dog?"

"Tsk tsk, no matter what kind of animal it is, as long as it follows Gu Lao San, the style of the painting will be distorted."

"It's not crooked at the moment, but it may not be after a while."

"Fuck, look at what the boss is doing..."

Probably because the foot of the mountain on this side was at a higher altitude, the temperature dropped quickly. Gu Langsan was busy for a long time and suddenly felt his hands were a little cold. He touched his waist and found that his gloves were not hanging on his body, so he turned around and ran to the car.

When the car door was opened, a badger was suspected to be playing with a wolf cub, and there was no sign of anything unusual.

"Boss, have you seen my gloves?"

Gu Lang stood by the car door, asking as he stretched his head to look in. The cold wind from outside the car blew in through the cracks, and the newly ranked "Wolf Xiaosi" bared his little milk teeth at someone, making an "ah-woo" sound.

"Hehe, the little guy is so cute!" Gu Laosan rubbed the little wolf's head, and then he saw his gloves in the gap of the seat behind it.

"Oh, I see!"

Someone leaned in, reached out for the gloves, then sniffed, as if he smelled something in the car again.

"Ah~~" Gu Lang pouted in disdain, looking at the wolf pretending to be innocent, while stretching out one glove and reaching his hand in. He didn't even notice the row of "High Energy Ahead" floating on the screen of the tablet beside him. Just as he was about to say something, his palm paused and his face suddenly froze.

"Hehe~" A badger scratched his face hard to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

“Ding Dong~”

"Kongyue, Mao rewarded the anchor with 1 airplane..."

"I feel sorry for my third brother"

"Didn't expect it? It's still warm."

"Do you want to make me laugh to death and then inherit my Ant Huabei?"

"Xiao Si still doesn't know what happened, and I feel even more sorry for him."

"Xiao Si took the blame for no reason"

In the evening, we encountered a rare good weather. The sunset glow in the west and the stars going to work early in the east were hanging in the sky.

Next to the campfire in front of the tent, Wang Ping was sitting on a small stool, holding a chicken leg in his little paws and eating with his mouth full of oil.

Before setting off, Gu Laosan went to a Tibetan family's home to buy the chicken, and asked them to kill it and put it in the car, and then threw it into the pot to stew before setting up the tent. I don't know why, in this environment, the chicken tasted particularly delicious.

On the other side of the campfire, Gu Laosan was holding a wolf in his arms, shaking a bottle of milk to reason with it. In front of him, a stick was stuck in the ground. Two gloves were worn on the two separated forks, steaming under the heat of the campfire.

However, someone's reason seemed to have no effect at all. At this time, the little wolf's eyes were staring at the chicken leg on a badger's paw, and he kept making a "Woo-wah" sound in his mouth.

"Hey! You guy! Go find your brother!"

Gu Laosan put the little wolf on the ground and patted its little butt. The wolf happily stepped on its short legs and ran towards Wang Ping. After it got closer, it stood under the small stool and raised its head to call out to Wang Ping.

Wang Ping lowered his head, glanced at the little guy, then pretended not to see it and continued to gnaw on his chicken leg.

"Ahh! Ahhh!"

From under the stool, the howling of a little wolf could be heard continuously.

It was not until the badger had eaten the chicken leg clean, leaving only a bare bone, that the little furry claws grabbed the end of the bone and reached under the stool.

"Woo~" The little wolf stretched out his tongue and moved forward. Just as he was about to lick it, he found that the bone had moved a little to the left.

The wolf didn't care, and moved its short legs to the left. Before it could lick the bone, it found that the bone had moved to the right, so it moved its legs to follow again.

"… "

In the live broadcast room, netizens watched through a camera next to a badger, and were speechless as they watched Wang Ping dangling the bone in front of the wolf cub like he was teasing a dog, but refusing to let the wolf lick it.

"So, the boss is treating Xiao Si like a dog, right?"

"Hey! Wake up! You are a wolf! Where is your dignity?"

"The most undignified wolf in history"

"It's over. I can't stand the way Xiao Si looks when he grows up."

"Gu Lao San doesn't care either"

"Haha, who can Third Brother control between these two?"

"So the most pitiful one is still the third brother, right?"

On the other side, out of the camera's reach, Gu Lang turned his back to Wang Ping, took off his hat, and quietly took out a tube of ointment from his pocket and applied it on his face. Suddenly, a bright light flashed on the mountain wall diagonally opposite him, dazzling his eyes.

"What?"

Gu Laosan squinted his eyes because of the dazzle. When he looked up, he could not see anything except the hillside not far away and the rocky wall next to it.

After thinking about it, someone simply got up and went to the car. After a while, he came out with a telescope in his hand.

Wang Ping knew without a second thought that Wang An had tricked him into buying this. Gu Laosan was fully equipped for his trip to Tibet. He had prepared everything he could think of, but unfortunately, only a few of them were actually useful.

I saw someone taking out a telescope from the car, then hurriedly running to the distant hillside, holding the telescope and looking at something. I didn't know what he was looking at. While I was wondering, I heard Gu Laosan shouting loudly, as if he had seen an alien.

Gu Lang felt almost like he had seen an alien. Through the high-power telescope, he could see a metal rod inserted into the crack of the rock on the opposite mountain, with two palm-sized metal boxes hanging on the top. It was covered with a yellowish-brown grid, and if the telescope was not high-powered, it would not be visible at all. Only when the angle changed, a reflected sunlight would occasionally flash by.

If this kind of strange device was seen in the wild near Hangzhou or Shengjiawu, no one would find it strange. But this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and it is also the edge of an uninhabited area with few people. It is no wonder that Gu Laosan was so shocked.

"Boss, what do you think I found?"

Gu Laosan ran back happily, put the telescope in front of a badger, and pointed it in the direction he was looking.

"Are there really aliens?" Wang Ping threw the chicken bone a few meters away and let the little wolf chase after it. Then he looked up in the direction of the telescope.

"What was I doing at that time? It was just a radio transceiver!" A badger curled his lips.

Gu Laosan didn't understand, but Wang Ping knew it very well. When they were in the third team, radio was the equipment they used most often.

However, as soon as the telescope was opened, the badger paused.

"Radio..."