Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 17: Find a water source

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The night in TSNY is about five hours later than that in China. Similarly, when China welcomes the sunrise of a new day, the prairie on the other side of the earth is still in the darkness of the early morning.

While Gu Lang was still dreaming in the car, the live broadcast room welcomed its second day of popularity explosion.

The cause was a video that started circulating online last night with an eye-catching title: "Douyu anchor encounters a pack of hyenas in the wild, and the flat-headed brother fights side by side with the leopard." It was a netizen who watched the live broadcast in the middle of the night who captured the scene where Wang Ping fought the hyenas. Later, Douyu officials also released an excerpt of the live broadcast content in a timely manner. The watermark of Douyu live broadcast and the room number of Gu Lang's live broadcast room were not censored.

Many people followed Gu Lang as soon as they watched the video and crowded into the live broadcast room.

However, the live broadcast room was still dark at this time. Gu Lang could be vaguely seen sleeping in the driver's seat, and those with sharp eyes could see Xiaohua wrapped in bandages on the back seat. Although it was still late at night in Africa and there was nothing exciting to watch in the live broadcast room, netizens were still patiently waiting in the live broadcast room. Some people who were already at work even turned on their phones and stayed in the live broadcast room, working while waiting.

Wang Ping just woke up when the first ray of sunlight in the early morning shone on the prairie.

I shook my confused head and thought for a while before I remembered what happened last night. I was bitten on the leg by a puff adder and I seemed to be poisoned and unconscious

Wang Ping sat back on the grass, using his claws to pull at the bitten spot on his leg. After a careful inspection for a long time, he could not find the bite wound. Wang Ping was secretly alert. Although he was not afraid of snake venom, it did not mean that the venom would not take effect. If he was bitten and passed out in an area where wild animals were present, Wang Ping could not guarantee that they would not eat him just because he was poisoned. What if some animals had a strong taste

The bonfire went out in the second half of the night, without even a trace of residual heat. Wang Ping went over to take a look and found that the snake's body had been burned to ashes, with no trace left.

"Bang"

The Gu Lang brand SUV behind them made a slight noise. Xiaohua stepped on Gu Lang's thigh and jumped out of the car through the windshield. She stretched on the ground, opened her mouth and yawned, making a few "Ha" sounds.

"Wake up, wake up!"

"Wow, this leopard is so handsome, I really want to raise one"

"Anchor, wake up!"

"Sure enough, he was wrapped in bandages. It seems that the video in the morning was real."

"Is that blood in the car? That's horrible."

"What the hell is that in the back seat?"

As the sky got brighter, the people in the live broadcast room could clearly see the situation in the car. As Xiaohua woke up, the live broadcast room became active. There were also new netizens who began to give rewards as the live broadcast room became more active.

"I am an illegal user, so I gave the anchor a rocket x1..."

"A new generation of handsome men rewarded the anchor with a plane x1..."

"A new generation of handsome men rewarded the anchor with 10 airplanes..."

“New Generation of Handsome Men: Damn, my hands are shaking…”

Gu Lang was awakened by Xiaohua's action of jumping out of the car. He opened the door and walked out yawning. After a day of hard work yesterday, I felt particularly sore all over the next day. Especially my chest and thighs, as if they were stepped on by a beast.

Moving his shoulders and walking to the other side, Gu Lang looked at Xiaohua who was moving her body and Wang Ping who was sitting there, thinking about something, and waved his hand: "Good morning!"

Good sir!

Wang Ping was feeling upset about being bitten by a snake last night. Seeing Gu Lang acting as if nothing had happened, he got angry and turned his head away.

Not to mention Xiaohua. With Wang Ping around, it ignored Gu Lang altogether. It was already doing its best by not biting him.

Gu Lang didn't care. He curled his lips indifferently and went straight to the back seat to find his backpack, intending to wash up.

When he opened the back door of the car, a fishy smell mixed with a faint stench hit him in the face, making Gu Lang almost vomit.

The half-broken hyena carcass was still on the back seat, and the blood from its internal organs mixed with some unknown liquid was flowing everywhere, and much of it had dried up on the seat cover. Following Xiaohua's route last night, the bloodstains spread all the way to the front seat and the dashboard.

Thinking that he slept on this mosaic last night, Gu Lang tried to hold it in for a long time, but finally couldn't hold it in anymore and ran to the back of the car to vomit.

"Ugh..."

Xiaohua heard the sound, looked up, and saw the open back door of the car. She ran over, dragged the remaining hyena carcass out of the car, and started to eat breakfast.

Gu Lang had just finished vomiting and turned around. He saw Xiaohua tearing into the hyena's corpse and couldn't help but turn around and vomit again.

"Ugh..."

Tsk, what a poor endurance! Wang Ping secretly despised Gu Lang. After thinking for a while, he jumped into the car through the open back door and began to search for his backpack.

"Oh! Why is there another animal?"

“Is this a flat-headed brother?”

“Is this the one in the video?”

Many new netizens didn't know what happened yesterday, and suddenly saw Wang Ping appear in the live broadcast room, and they all asked questions. At this time, some people started to popularize science. From time to time, a joke about "Ping Lao Da, Bao Er Ye and Gu Lao San" would pop up.

After searching for a long time, there was not much beef jerky left. Gu Lang had kept it for himself to eat when he was in the wild. But Gu Lang didn't get to eat it, and Wang Ping and Xiao Hua ate it all. Looking further down, there were some canned food and instant noodles. Wang Ping pushed the instant noodles aside and fished out a can of beef jerky.

"66666"

“This is the anchor’s ration.”

“This animal is so smart”

"If you continue to be so cheap, I'll give you a yacht x1..."

"Haha, he knows there's meat in this"

"Mo Yan gave the anchor a gift to get a card x99..."

"So cute, I want it"

"You want everything upstairs, do you want me?"

Compared with yesterday, today's comments are obviously more funny, and the topic has gone off track. Obviously, these people don't know that Wang Ping and Xiaohua joined Gu Lang's team halfway. To be more precise, Gu Lang is still in a state of life-threatening at any time.

As for the TSNY rescue team that received the embassy's request to search and rescue Gu Lang, they had already received the news and returned home.

The first thing the man did when he escaped was not to contact the rescue team to report his coordinates, but to run around the world dragging two animals that could take him to see the Buddha at any time. The rescue team was too lazy to waste time on such a tourist whose IQ was obviously off the charts. At this time, the only people who were still formulating a search plan were the embassy staff.

Gu Lang vomited for a long time, and only returned to the car when there was nothing left in his stomach. Xiaohua was still gnawing at the body, which was only left with bones. Wang Ping sat on the edge of the car without caring about the mess around him, using melon seeds to open the can and eating the beef bit by bit.

Wang Ping felt very hungry from the moment he woke up, and he didn't care whether the melon seeds were clean or not. It seemed that the snake venom was not without cost, and he didn't know how much fat his small body consumed on it.

Gu Lang had no mood or appetite for breakfast. He took a bottle of water and rinsed his mouth. He looked at Wang Ping intentionally or unintentionally and said, "I say, do you know where there is a water source nearby? Let's go wash the car?"

Wang Ping didn't care whether to wash the car or not, because it wasn't his car anyway. But after Gu Lang said that, Wang Ping suddenly felt uncomfortable all over his body covered with blood and stains, and wanted to take a bath.

Wang Ping didn't know much about this grassland. But when looking for water in the wild, you don't need to know the terrain by heart. You can always find water by looking along the horizon to see where the vegetation is lush, or by following the footprints of animals.

After throwing the empty can back into Gu Lang's backpack, Wang Ping jumped into the front passenger seat and knocked on the window.

"This guy can really understand what I'm saying!"

Gu Lang opened his mouth but said nothing. He turned around and looked at Xiaohua behind him. With a conflicted expression, he shouted, "Um, Bao... Brother Bao..., get in the car and set off!"