After pitching a tent and lighting a bonfire beside a small lake nearly 100 meters wide, Gu Laosan unexpectedly discovered that there were fish in the stream extending from the lake.
As usual, a badger sat on a small stool by the campfire, watching Gu Laosan expressionlessly as he used a homemade harpoon to catch fish in the distance. Yuan Xiaoxiao followed behind him, pointing at the fish jumping in the water to remind him from time to time. Every time he missed and the fish escaped, the two looked at each other and then burst into laughter.
Wolf Xiaosi followed Yuan Xiaoxiao's feet with his short legs, wagging his tail and howling.
"Two idiots!"
Wang Ping looked away and cursed in his heart. He didn't know whether he was referring to Gu Lang and Yuan Xiaoxiao, or Gu Lao San and Lang Xiao Si.
On the side of the fire, the jacket that Yuan Xiaoxiao had changed out of was hanging on a propped-up branch to dry. A badger looked over and found that the two small holes on the back of the jacket that looked like bullet holes had been completely cut open at some point and connected together to form a huge gap.
Obviously, when Yuan Xiaoxiao changed her clothes in the car, she found the small hole on her back, or maybe she knew it long ago, but it was inconvenient to deal with it. So after changing her clothes, she destroyed the bullet hole and disguised it as being scratched by a stone or a branch.
"So, what is the purpose of this woman deliberately following Gu Lao San?" Wang Ping stared at Yuan Xiaoxiao's jacket, analyzing her possible purpose in his head.
Not far from Wang Ping, on a flat screen placed on a tripod, the style of the barrage became weird.
"Tsk, why do I feel like the boss is angry?" someone whispered in the barrage.
As soon as this was said, the number of comments suddenly increased, as if everyone had noticed that something was wrong with a certain badger.
"I feel that, too."
"It seems like something is not right with the boss since the little sister appeared."
"Khan, is the boss jealous?"
"Emm..."
“I think it’s possible”
"That must be the case. When my family adopted my sister, my dog was jealous."
"Well, who is your sister?"
"My sister is a British shorthair"
"… "
“Do pets get jealous of people?”
"Maybe Boss Ping doesn't consider himself a pet."
Wang Ping was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't notice that the style of the live broadcast room was starting to go awry, otherwise he would have been so angry that he would have smashed his tablet.
At this time, Yuan Xiaoxiao's cheers and Gu Laosan's triumphant laughter came from behind.
Wang Ping looked back and saw someone waving at him. At the tip of the harpoon, a 30-centimeter-long murrelia fish was gleaming in the sun.
"Look, boss! We have fish to eat tonight!"
“Awooooooooo!”
Wolf Xiaosi ran around Gu Lang and Yuan Xiaoxiao, occasionally looking up and barking at the fish on the harpoon.
Yuan Xiaoxiao also turned around and waved at Wang Ping with a smile on her face.
"Hmph! You guys look so ignorant!" A badger snorted, not paying any attention, and turned back to thinking about his own things, "By the way, how do you eat a mullet... Ugh! What were you thinking about just now?"
"It's over, it's over. The boss is really angry!"
"Yes, when we were at Co'e Lake before, the boss spent more than an hour digging a hole for fish, but now he doesn't even look at it."
"Third brother doesn't even know how to quickly appease the boss."
"Third brother is busy having fun with his little sister, so he has no time to care about the eldest brother!"
"You're talking nonsense, Third Brother is not that kind of person!"
"Come on, come on, tell me, what kind of person is Gu Lao San?"
"Scumbag!"
For some reason, during dinner, Wang Ping saw someone looking at the comments and then the look in his eyes became very strange. It seemed as if he wanted to say something but couldn't.
Even when Yuan Xiaoxiao sat next to him with a bowl of fish soup and wanted to chat with him, Gu Laosan still kept a distance from her unnaturally and subconsciously looked at the expression of a certain badger.
"Has Gu Laosan finally realized that something is wrong with this woman?" Wang Ping nodded secretly, with a relieved look on his badger face.
But this relief didn't last long. After dinner, Yuan Xiaoxiao rushed to the river to wash the camping pot and bowls. Gu Laosan approached Wang Ping with a sly look on his face, and a word made a certain badger explode.
"Boss, are you jealous of Miss Yuan?"
"Jealous?" The spicy strips on Wang Ping's paws fell off, and he looked at Gu Lang with a confused badger face.
"Hey, don't worry! Miss Yuan and I are just on the same route. When we reach Rutog County, she will separate from us! Then we will go together! You are my eldest brother, and the most important person in my heart! She is just an outsider!"
Gu Laosan could never have imagined the impact his words would have on the badger's soul.
Wang Ping felt goosebumps rising from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. All the hair on his body stood up, as if he had touched an electric switch. At the same time, his stomach twitched, and it seemed that the dinner he had just eaten was coming out and sliding around.
"Damn it, you don't have any improper thoughts about me, do you?"
Wang Ping stroked the hair on his arms awkwardly.
“Okay, don’t be jealous!” Completely unaware of the horrified look in the badger’s eyes, Gu Laosan seemed to have made up his mind. He even reached out and touched Wang Ping’s little head, saying, “I love you the most!”
“Ah!!”
The frightened and angry roar of a badger sounded beside the campfire.
"Gu Laosan! If I don't beat the shit out of you today, I will write my character 王 upside down!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao, who was squatting by the river washing dishes, turned her head in surprise and heard Gu Laosan's screams.
Throwing down the things in his hands and running back, he saw Gu Laosan running around the campfire and the tent. Wang Ping was chasing after him holding a small stool that was bigger than himself. Every time Gu Laosan ran a little slower or was caught up by a badger, the small stool would hit someone's leg hard. At the same time, Gu Laosan would scream miserably.
The funniest thing was that a little wolf was also chasing after him, howling and howling. But soon, he was overtaken by Gu Lao San and passed from behind.
"Oh..." Yuan Xiaoxiao stood there at a loss, wanting to go forward but hesitant: "What's going on?"
"fine!"
Gu Lang hurried past her and said, "The boss and I were just joking!"
"Ouch!" Wang Ping chased after her with a small stool in his hand and yelled at her. Then he hit someone's calf hard with the small stool.
"Ah~! Boss, stop hitting me! I was wrong!"
“Ah!!”
Just as Gu Laosan walked around the tent and was about to turn the corner, Wolf Xiaosi suddenly ran out from the other side.
It turned out that the wolf could not keep up with the speed of the two people. After running halfway, it suddenly found that the two people were running from behind, so it turned around to meet them. As a result, Gu Laosan was in a hurry to dodge, stumbled, and fell to the side.
Wang Ping took the opportunity to chase after him with a stool and pounced on someone's back.
"Bang!"
The sound of a stool hitting the head was heard.
"Ah~(д)!!!" Gu Laosan's screams were so loud that they almost resounded through the sky.
"Ah..." Yuan Xiaoxiao grinned, revealing an expression that she couldn't bear to look at. She shook her head, turned and walked towards the river, muttering in a low voice: "Are you kidding? mdzz!"