Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 18: Gu Lao San who is committing suicide

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Although the scene outside the car was not captured by the camera, Gu Lang's voice was clearly heard by netizens in the live broadcast room. In addition to the title of "Brother Leopard", Gu Lang's title of "Gu Lao San" will never be shaken off.

But strictly speaking, Gu Lang should actually call her "Sister Leopard". Xiao Hua doesn't care about the name, and Wang Ping is the only one who gets angry occasionally. People always cherish things more after losing them, and Wang Ping has even lost his identity as a human being, so of course he is more sensitive to names related to his identity. He has a special preference for titles such as "Big Brother", "Boss", and "Uncle".

"Durian Cannon Rewards Anchor Yacht x1"

"Reward the anchor with a rocket x1 with Durian Cannon"

"Shuiyu wants to be a vegetarian, give the anchor fish balls x99"

"The cat pulling the big wheel gave the anchor a yacht x1"

In addition to the wave of rewards that instantly flooded the screen, barrages of comments also began to flood the screen.

"The anchor is really cute!"

"Gu Laosan's title has been confirmed!"

"Hahahaha Brother Leopard, what a vivid picture!"

“What a pity that I didn’t take the photo!”

"Capital Six Six Six!"

Xiaohua couldn't understand what Gu Lang was saying. And even if she could understand, she might not pay attention. But when she saw Wang Ping sitting in the passenger seat, based on her memory of yesterday, Xiaohua probably knew that this meant they were leaving, so she obediently climbed into the back seat through the open door.

Gu Lang was like a receptionist at the hotel entrance. He closed the back door for Xiaohua and then ran to the front driver's seat to drive.

In the eastern part of the Great Rift Valley, at the entrance of Highway 144, which connects the Maasai Steppe and the Ngorongoro Conservation Area, there is a small town called Makuyuni. The direction Wang Ping had been pointing to was towards Makuyuni.

In order to prevent Gu Lang from running away, Wang Ping deliberately avoided all small town gathering points along the way. However, in Africa, most human settlements are built along rivers, so Gu Lang's group also perfectly avoided all the main river roads.

This is also the reason why Gu Lang didn’t see a single water source after running hundreds of kilometers.

However, there are certainly water sources far away from human settlements. Otherwise, where would the animals on the savannah get water? To the north of the off-road vehicle route, there is a large lake. It is also the largest freshwater lake on the Maasai savannah, named Lake Ambuseil.

Gu Lang had asked an idiotic question from the beginning. If it was a smaller water source, it would indeed be difficult to find. But for a lake of this size, even if the navigation map was unreliable, it would still mark the specific location.

Gu Lang discovered this problem only after the car had driven for dozens of kilometers.

It was not because water was vaguely visible ahead, but because a lake mark appeared on the navigation system's page.

Perhaps it was because after waking up early in the morning, both Wang Ping and Xiao Hua's attitude towards Gu Lang was not as obviously hostile as yesterday, which made Gu Lang relax a lot. Once people relax, they are prone to do some suicidal things.

"Ahahaha, everyone can see that we have reached a lake ahead, and its name is... um..." There is no name on the map, and Gu Lang suddenly realized that the people in the live broadcast room could not see the front of the car. Besides, there was an "old man" sitting next to him.

Wang Ping looked at Gu Lang in confusion. What was going on with this sudden appearance of the tour guide? I could see the water ahead, and you were the one telling me there was a lake

Gu Lang could sense from the corner of his eyes that Wang Ping had been looking at him, and he couldn't help but feel a little nervous. But then he thought again, why the hell should I be nervous? Even if this thing is really a monster, and knows everything about astronomy and geography, but there is no mobile phone signal in this area of Uncle Black's territory, how can it know that I am broadcasting live

Thinking of this, Gu Lang suddenly felt that he was at the height of intelligence and could look down on the people on the grassland. He cleared his throat and continued, "Next, we are going to arrive at a lake on the African savannah. We need to rest here, uh, wash the car."

Wang Ping was even more confused. Is this guy really talking to me

He looked back at Xiaohua in the back seat, who was lying on the seat looking out the window bored. Wang Ping was confused at first, and then he saw Gu Lang suddenly raise his hand and adjust the camera on the rearview mirror.

"Look everyone, our destination is right in front of us. Wow! It's so beautiful!"

The off-road vehicle passed through a patch of grass, and the view ahead suddenly opened up. A sparkling water surface flashed golden spots under the sunlight. In the direction of the center of the lake, there were many unknown water birds, flying up and down on the water from time to time. The lake was located in a depression, surrounded by large reeds and grass, and many unknown trees.

Of course, this kind of wild lake is inevitably overgrown with weeds, especially in the shallow water layer near the shore, where the weeds are so dense that they have grown out of the lake surface, leaving no place to step. But in terms of scenery alone, it is indeed better than countless artificial lakes.

"Wow!"

“How beautiful!”

"Pure natural bathhouse"

"pretty!"

"Excuse me, what kind of bird is that?"

"I was stunned by what I saw."

There was also admiration in the live broadcast room, but Wang Ping, who was standing in the passenger seat, suddenly reacted.

The guy next door! He was talking to someone! There was a surveillance camera in the car, and someone else could see what was going on here!

Wang Ping suddenly felt a sense of panic in his heart, as if his entire soul was trembling, and he felt confused and anxious. It was like secretly playing games on your phone in class, and when you turned around, the head teacher was looking at you through the back door.

His performance, all his actions, from beginning to end, were in the sight of others. He thought he had disguised himself well. Of course, it cannot be said that Wang Ping's disguise was not good, otherwise Gu Lang would not have started the live broadcast in front of him.

But Wang Ping didn't know what kind of live broadcast this was. He thought Gu Lang was a member of some organization and was reporting his itinerary to his companions.

No wonder he didn't speak before, but suddenly spoke when he got here. It turned out that he wanted to find a landmark to notify his companions to come to the rescue! Isn't the big lake in front of him the most conspicuous coordinate? Where else can you find a second lake of this size on the Maasai grassland? Who knows, the people who came to pick up Gu Lang have already set off

"Damn it!" This was Wang Ping's first reaction.

"We're in trouble!" This was Wang Ping's second reaction.

"Kill him?" This was the question Wang Ping subconsciously began to consider.

Gu Lang didn't know that he had already stepped into the gates of hell because of these two sentences. Seeing that Wang Ping hadn't made any reaction, he thought that Wang Ping really didn't understand, and began to proudly introduce the surrounding scenery to the netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Look everyone, the lake ahead is huge, I think I can take a bath haha..."

"Well, the vegetation around here is very lush, we have to be careful of wild animals hiding in there..."

“Hey, are there any animals drinking water over there?”

In the camera, we can see a few antelopes drinking water near the lake. When they hear the engine of the car, they quickly hide in the bushes and disappear.

Wang Ping felt that his IQ had never been so humiliated, and his anger level was rising. Just as Gu Lang slowed down the car and was about to stop, Wang Ping suddenly jumped onto the dashboard.

"you… "

“Bang!”

Gu Lang had just said a word when he saw Wang Ping suddenly raise his claws and slap the rearview mirror. The rearview mirror and the camera were shattered by the claws, and the mirror fragments fell all over Gu Lang.

Gu Lang was startled and stepped on the brakes in a hurry. The SUV suddenly stopped, and Wang Ping lost his balance and sat on the dashboard, almost falling out.

Xiaohua at the back was also startled by the sudden feeling of weightlessness and turned over and stood up.

The incident happened so suddenly that Gu Lang didn't react at all. The people in the live broadcast room only saw a shadow flash by, and then the screen went black. For a moment, everyone speculated what happened. The barrage instantly filled the screen.

"WTF"

"Fuck +1"

"what happened?"

"What happened just now?"

"What happened to the anchor?"

"Haha, I've been live streaming since last night, my phone must be out of battery."

"Is the person upstairs an idiot?"

"What are you doing!" Gu Lang shouted subconsciously, and regretted it as soon as he finished speaking.

Although the camera was broken by Wang Ping, the radio equipment was still there. Gu Lang's voice could still be heard in the live broadcast room, which made the netizens who heard it even more confused.

Wang Ping jumped onto the dashboard again, staring at Gu Lang intently, tapping his claws on the dashboard from time to time. Still the same rhythm, still the same posture. What was different was Wang Ping's eyes.

Wang Ping's eyes were filled with murderous intent, which made Gu Lang's heart skip a beat. This was the first time he had felt this way about Wang Ping. Including the first time he saw Wang Ping, and even when Xiao Hua threw him to the ground, Gu Lang had never felt death so close to him like he did now.

"I..." Gu Lang was about to cry. He had no idea how he had offended Wang Ping. Meeting a man who was even harder to please than his girlfriend, Gu Lang was completely confused.

"roar!"

At this time, Xiaohua, who was originally in the back seat, suddenly turned around and looked at the rear of the car, and shouted a warning through the rear window.

Gu Lang and Wang Ping both looked over immediately.

The knee-high weeds in the rear view were pressed out by the off-road vehicle to create a path, revealing several figures in the distance.

Gu Lang couldn't see clearly what it was, but Wang Ping saw it clearly.

There were a few spotted hyenas, hanging far behind.