"You... Boss, what are you going to do?"
Gu Lang looked at a badger rubbing its little paws and walking towards him, and asked subconsciously.
"What are you doing?" Wang Ping gritted his teeth, feeling the hot bath and the Simmons mattress getting farther away from him, and stepped forward viciously, "Fuck you!"
"Don't... Boss, we can talk... Ugh!!"
The screams of a certain anchor echoed behind the scrapped car. Yuan Xiaoxiao walked back with a certain little wolf in her arms and found that the little guy in her arms kept stretching his head and looking back, seeming to be very interested.
"What? Are you going back to save your master?" Yuan Xiaoxiao said with interest, while squatting down and putting a wolf on the ground.
“Awooooo ...
Wolf Xiaosi happily stepped forward with his short legs and ran towards Gu Laosan who was rolling on the ground. Then, under Yuan Xiaoxiao's gaze, he opened his little mouth and bit Gu Laosan's sleeve, shaking his head and tearing it apart.
Yuan Xiaoxiao: ... I told you, how could I possibly side with him!
…
Half an hour later, the Wrangler's doors were wide open, and all the useful items had been moved to the open space next to it. Gu Lang, Yuan Xiaoxiao, and Wang Ping sat in a triangle next to them. Wolf Xiao Si kept circling around the three of them, sniffing one, touching another, having a lot of fun.
"Hey, you really are so carefree!" Wang Ping pushed away the little wolf who came around him for the nth time. He looked at the pile of things and worried with the two of them.
Yuan Xiaoxiao was very depressed.
She suddenly realized that she seemed to be on a pirate ship.
I thought I had hitched a ride and could go to Rutog County with Gu Laosan without any effort. But after less than two days of traveling together, all kinds of problems happened one after another. Even now, the car has been broken.
Some people say that the most real and helpless four words in the world are "I regret it." But it's too late to regret now. Even if we leave Gu Laosan behind and go back, we are already more than 200 kilometers away from Nima County. And if we continue to go to Rutog County, who knows how far it is.
"Damn it, how could I meet such a fellow!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, feeling powerless. Now, not only could she not get a ride, but she also had to do hard labor.
"Ahem..."
Seeing that the atmosphere was becoming increasingly awkward, Gu Laosan glanced at the tablet next to Wang Ping, tapped his hands, and smiled at Yuan Xiaoxiao in a feigned cheerfulness: "Let's pick out the necessities for the journey and distribute them, shall we? Next, we're going to hike."
He rubbed his face with his hands and was silent for a few seconds. Then, Yuan Xiaoxiao raised her head and smiled at Gu Lang, pretending to be innocent and said, "Okay! Brother Gu, don't worry. I have been doing farm work since I was a child. I am very strong! You don't have to worry about me holding you back!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao's subtext was obviously the opposite of what she said.
In this situation, the boys who represent power usually wave their hands and say, "You are a girl, how can I let you carry so many things? Leave the heavy things to me, and you can just carry the light things."
Unfortunately, someone met Gu Lang, a man who does not play by the rules.
“That’s great!”
Gu Lang patted his thigh and stood up, saying with a look of surprise: "I was worried that you, a girl, couldn't carry too many things. Now I feel relieved!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao's smile froze on her face.
“Ka!”
A badger couldn't help laughing, and he laughed louder and louder, and he just fell to the ground, his shoulders shaking, and the weird "crackling" laughter spread far away.
In the live broadcast room, everyone looked at the badger who was laughing so hard that he fell to the ground in silence, and they were busy recording the screen to capture the emoticons while complaining. They didn't see Yuan Xiaoxiao's expression, so they really didn't understand what was so funny about the badger.
"It's obviously a sad story, why is the boss laughing like that?"
"You don't understand this, do you? In TV dramas, the protagonist also smiles like this when he encounters great sadness."
"Laughing till I go crazy"
"I suddenly realized that I have almost collected all the boss's emoticons"
"Fuck, boss, send me a withdrawal"
"Same Request"
"Speaking of which, it has come to this, why doesn't the anchor call for help?"
"You must be joking. When has Third Brother ever called for help?"
"There is water and food now, but it is too early to rescue"
The items taken from someone's car can be roughly divided into three categories.
One category is consumables, such as beef jerky from a certain badger, spicy strips, seasonings from Nima County, instant noodles, compressed biscuits and other foods.
The second category belongs to equipment, such as tablets, mobile phones, portable wifi, tents, lighters, first aid kits, sleeping bags, etc. used for live streaming.
The ones that were left at the end were already a burden. In Yuan Xiaoxiao's eyes, they could even be called garbage.
For example, someone's tripod, ice pick, portable chamber pot, and the drone that has been gathering dust in the box on the back seat.
But before she could say anything, she saw a badger, who had laughed enough, stood up and ran to the pile of things, first took out the drone and held it in his arms, with an attitude of "I'll take it myself, I don't need your help."
"cut!"
Rolling her eyes, Yuan Xiaoxiao took the initiative to pick up an empty backpack and put things into it without waiting for Gu Lang to assign things.
Since Gu Laosan had no intention of yielding and was so unreliable, Yuan Xiaoxiao felt that she really couldn't play tricks anymore, otherwise she would get cheated without knowing how.
It would be fine if you were cheated by someone with a high IQ. If you are not as good as them, there is nothing to say. But the most terrible thing in the world is to be cheated by a fool. Because you can never guess how a fool will cheat you.
So she tried to pack things like first aid kits and food into her own bag, which was completely prepared according to her idea of hiking alone.
Wang Ping also took out his small backpack that contained clothes. This was custom-made for him by Gu Laosan online. Originally, it was just custom-made clothes, but the store also happened to sell this kind of pet accessories, and Wang Ping saw it, so he bought one.
He took out all the clothes inside and threw them to Gu Laosan, then took the drone out of the box, stuffed the body into the backpack, and fastened the buckle.
Then, a badger took out the remote control of the drone from the box. There was a retractable clip under the remote control, which was originally used to hold a mobile phone, but now it was just clipped to the strap of the backpack.
After finishing the preparations, I looked up and found that Gu Laosan was packing things while mumbling to himself.
A badger approached curiously and heard someone muttering: "If I had known this, I would have bought a folding bicycle to take with me... Hiss, electric bikes are better, they save energy... Electric bikes seem too big..."
"Mdzz!" Wang Ping shook his head and turned around, cursing in his heart: "Did you know this earlier? If I had known this earlier, I would have beaten you to a pulp last night, and none of this would have happened today!"
“Awoo~Awoo~”
Wolf Xiaosi happily came out from behind Yuan Xiaoxiao and ran to a badger, looking at his new look curiously. He came closer to smell the drone from time to time and raised his little paws to fiddle with the fan blades on the drone.
“Ah…” Wang Ping stretched out his paw to touch the wolf’s head, with regret on his furry face: “It’s a pity that it’s too small… If it were a little bigger, I could ride it…”