When the SUV was on the road again, Gu Lang, who was sitting in the right driver's seat, had a red mark on his face and two pieces of paper stuffed in his nostrils. Um... Wang Ping kicked him.
At this time, Gu Laosan kept mumbling something in a muffled voice, with an unhappy expression, but a timid tone. The contradictory temperaments blended together strangely, which made Wang Ping want to laugh.
Before, when they were by the river, Wang Ping couldn't help himself and kicked Gu Lang in the face when he squatted down to eat noodles.
The cause was naturally the three words "circus".
At first, Wang Ping didn't react, but when Gu Lang cleaned the SUV inside and out and squatted beside the fire to eat noodles, he said something mean: "By the way, what kind of performance did you do in the circus before? Can you go through a ring of fire?"
Wang Ping initially thought he had misheard, but this time he heard it for real.
Circus? Jumping through a ring of fire? Damn you!
There is no doubt that someone did not dare to use force, so he started to curse in a roundabout way, right? Is this to mock himself like a monkey in a circus, who can only make a fool of himself
Wang Ping, who was already extremely sensitive about his current identity and had made a fool of himself in front of the camera, had no place to vent his anger, and then Gu Laosan came to him.
Gu Lang finished the bowl of noodles while crying because Wang Ping kicked him right on the nose.
"If you don't allow me to say it, then don't say it... and you hit me..."
"With such a bad temper, who can stand you..."
"I didn't mean to bring it up, it's too sensitive..."
"I'll ask you later, I just..."
Along the way, Gu Lang kept muttering to himself, but he didn't dare to speak too loudly, for fear that he might not have said the right thing and would be guilty of the same mistake again.
However, he was so unhappy that he probably didn't notice that the animals he encountered on the route Wang Ping pointed out to him this time were getting fewer and fewer. When he came here before, he could still see animals passing by from time to time. He also encountered groups of zebras and other big guys taking a walk. But this time, when he went west, he rarely saw even a groundhog.
Unfortunately, Gu Laosan’s attention was not on this at all at the moment.
Gu Lang swore that he was just joking at the time. After all, he didn't expect Wang Ping to really answer his question.
But Wang Ping not only answered him with his actions, but also answered with great force.
From this point of view, Wang Ping, as an animal, does have an excessive vocabulary. Gu Lang is now afraid to even mutter too loudly, for fear of saying some sensitive keywords.
Wang Ping got a general idea from Gu Lang's intermittent complaints, and then was stunned by his imagination.
This erroneous kick was definitely not unjustified for Gu Laosan. He actually thought that he and Xiaohua were tortured animals that escaped from the circus
No wonder someone looked at him so strangely before. Wang Ping thought it was because he had acted too much. After a long time, he found out that this guy was just being too sentimental.
This shows that he is not a bad person at heart, at least he knows how to sympathize with abused animals.
"But this guy's made-up story is a very good excuse. Emmm... the logic is smooth, and the cause and effect are designed quite reasonably..." Wang Ping leaned on the passenger seat, tilting his head to think.
Could it be that this guy was sent by God to be his younger brother? He was just worried about how to hide his behavior, and this guy took the initiative to think of a solution for him. It is said that the protagonists in online novels will have a golden finger after encountering such a rebirth. Could this guy be my buddy's golden finger
Wang Ping glanced at Gu Lang, who was still mumbling to himself, with some disdain and felt disappointed.
"Well... Be nicer to this guy next time..."
When Wang Ping was distracted, Gu Lang suddenly stepped on the brakes. Unexpectedly, Wang Ping and Xiaohua, who was lying on the back seat, fell off the seats and fell to the floor.
"roar!"
Xiaohua probably hit the wound on her hind legs and thrashed around violently. However, because the carriage was too small, she struggled to climb back onto her seat. Then she looked around blankly, with a confused expression on her face as if she had just woken up.
Wang Ping was not much better off than it. He had just been hit on the head and fell headfirst under the seat, completely dizzy.
He shook his dazed head and was about to lose his temper when he saw Gu Lang hurriedly open the car door and jump out.
"Fuck! This guy is crazy!"
Gu Lang didn't know where this was, but Wang Ping knew. They had just driven the car into the lion's territory, and getting out of the car at this time would definitely be courting death.
Why doesn't he change despite repeated admonitions
Wang Ping quickly jumped onto the dashboard and ran to the front hood to see what Gu Lao San was doing. Then, Wang Ping saw Gu Lang pick up a small animal with a yellowish body and less than half a meter long from the bushes in front of the car.
Gu Lang lifted the little guy up, looked him over, and found no wounds. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Hearing a noise from the car, he turned around and saw Wang Ping standing on the hood. He immediately smiled and said, "Look, luckily I had sharp eyes, otherwise I would have been hit. It would be so unfair if he was hit and killed by a car in such a large wilderness... By the way, is this a little stray dog? It's cute!"
What a fucking little stray dog!
The white hair on Wang Ping's head was about to explode. If the occasion was not wrong, he would definitely give Gu Lang a thumbs up and shout "Brother, you're awesome!" He was not joking, he was absolutely sincere!
Wang Ping couldn't find any other adjective to describe the man who dared to hold up the little lion and comment on it in public in the lion's territory except "amazing".
"roar!"
"roar!"
At this moment, Xiaohua in the carriage suddenly roared madly, with a shrill warning in her voice.
Wang Ping was startled and alert. The advantage of being an animal was reflected at this time. His keen senses told him that there was an extremely dangerous guy approaching in the bushes. If Gu Laosan didn't run away quickly, the possibility of becoming a mosaic would be as high as 99%. The remaining 1% was not because they were afraid of his pride, but because they would not even leave him a mosaic.
Without caring about shame, Wang Ping hurriedly shouted in the direction of Gu Lang.
“Ouch!”
“Fuck!”
First it was Xiaohua, then Wang Ping. Gu Lang was frightened by the sudden roar of the two. He didn't know why the two reacted so strongly to the puppy he held.
Not only him, but even the person in the bushes was stunned by Wang Ping's shout.
The lion would swear on its son’s life that judging from the roar, this is definitely not a local animal!
But think about it, which local animal would come over here and play with its son in front of it? Do they think they are not being digested fast enough
Gu Lang originally wanted to show off to Wang Ping. After all, it was all his credit to save the puppy. Then he could righteously say that he was also an animal lover! Don't always kick me!
But just after Wang Ping yelled, Gu Lang's mind gradually became clear, and his little heart began to beat wildly.
The guy next door to Mala, I got fooled! What is this place? The prairie! Even if there are dogs on the prairie, they shouldn't look like this, right? It looks just like a little lion. Emmm... By the way, what family is the lion? Cat or Canine
Gu Laosan's brain was spinning rapidly at this moment, perfectly illustrating what time and space interweaving meant. After being stunned for less than two seconds, Gu Lang's thoughts had already flown far away, as if he had suddenly touched the electric switch. He threw the little lion in his arms out with a cry of "Oh my God", and turned to run to the car.
"roar!"
At this moment, an African lioness weighing at least 100 kilograms jumped out from the grass and landed right at the position where Gu Lang was just now.
Seeing her son flying parabola from her eyes to the bushes, the lioness' eyes turned red, and her sharp claws slapped Gu Lang directly. If this claw hit him, Gu Lao San would have to change his name to Gu Yituo. But just when the lion's claws were about to slap him, Gu Lang had already closed the car door with a hand speed that stunned Wang Ping, and stepped on the accelerator.
Wang Ping was confident that Gu Lang's stress response was definitely different from that of a normal person. In that moment, the agility he displayed was simply brutal, even more exaggerated than that of someone like him who had received professional military training. Even before Wang Ping could react, Gu Lang had already started the car and ran away.
Just when Xiaohua felt a huge threat and couldn't help but want to rush out, the off-road vehicle roared and rushed out.
Because of inertia, Wang Ping was thrown back into the car and collided with Xiaohua who was sticking her head out, and they both rolled onto the back seat.
"roar!"
Behind the car, the relentless lioness was chasing after it.
Spicy people next door, where did this group of psychopaths come from? They want to run away after bullying their own son? They don't take our grassland's number one sister seriously, do they