Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 210: Oh, my mouth!

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As an "illiterate" badger, Wang Ping would naturally not get angry just because someone registered a small account with the ID "Little Huanhuan from Grandma's House".

But Wang Ping hated people without quality the most. So in the afternoon, Gu Lao San was beaten by a badger because he laughed too loudly in his study room with the door closed, which might disturb the grandma's nap downstairs.

In the following week, Douyu started a comprehensive online and offline promotion to warm up the anchors. In addition to the Douyu main website, advertising space was purchased on major social platforms. In the elevators of major office buildings in some first-tier cities, posters of the seven anchors, either individually or in groups, also appeared.

The most exaggerated thing was that one day after dinner, when grandma forced Gu Laosan and their three pets to watch TV in the living room, Oriental Satellite TV actually inserted the trailer of Douyu's "Survival on Deserted Island".

Looking at someone's resolute face that flashed by in just a few seconds, grandma turned her head and looked at Gu Lang in surprise, as if she was meeting her grandson for the first time.

"Hey, are we going to the island this time?"

The grandma, who was sitting on the sofa and petting a badger, looked at the island flashing on the TV screen and said curiously.

Wolf Xiaosi squatted at his grandmother's feet, watching the white hair on a badger's head being pulled into various shapes by his grandmother. There was actually a hint of envy on the wolf's face.

Wang Ping was speechless for a while, thinking to himself, what are you envious of? Do you think I'm enjoying myself

"Yes, yes!" Hearing grandma's question, Gu Laosan nodded like a chick pecking at rice, with a flattering look on his face, fearing that grandma would say "You are not allowed to go" next.

But this time, grandma didn't look worried. After all, even the TV was showing ads, and it was a program with several people participating at the same time, so safety must be guaranteed. So she asked, "So, which channel is your program broadcast on?"

"This... doesn't seem to be broadcast on TV." Gu Laosan scratched his head, not knowing how to explain to his grandma.

After all, this live broadcast is all day long, so as long as the live broadcast room is open, you can always watch it. It is impossible for any TV station to broadcast the same program 24 hours a day without interruption, right? However, if Douyu is willing to find a professional producer to edit it and make it similar to a recorded program, it may be possible.

“That’s a pity…” Grandma didn’t know what she was regretting, and then she sighed: “My grandson has made great progress and even appeared on TV!”

“Grandma… I’ve only been up there for a few seconds, who could have seen me…” Gu Lang kept waving his hands to show his modesty, but he couldn’t suppress the smile on his face, and as he spoke, he began to laugh.

But after a few laughs, he saw his grandmother turned around and looked at him, saying seriously: "How about you take a few bags of tea this time? It's a good opportunity to advertise our family. It's better to keep the wealth within the family!"

Gu Laosan's smile froze on his face instantly.

I thought of a few ragged figures sitting around a campfire on a deserted island, discussing how to spend the long night. Suddenly, a man took out a bag of tea from behind and started to make tea for everyone. After everyone drank the tea, they instantly devoted themselves to the construction. The island changed day by day and finally became a modern island. At the end, the man still held a bag of tea and said to the camera: "Green tea, I only choose Shengjiawu!"

“No!” Gu Laosan shook the image out of his mind, looked at his grandmother and smiled bitterly: “Grandma, this is a program hosted by Douyu, and you have no right to advertise in the program.”

“Is that so…” Grandma turned around and continued watching TV, but then suddenly turned around and said, “Forget it this time, you still have to go out and do it yourself in the future! It will be the same when you bring it again!”

Gu Lang: ... Oh, my mouth!

"Crack..."

Wang Ping lay on his grandmother's lap, looking at the constipated Gu Lao San with a look of schadenfreude on his face, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

The shaking shoulders of the badger caught the grandmother's attention. She lowered her head and touched the white fur on the badger's head. She smiled and said, "I almost forgot that you always carry this little thing with you. When the time comes, I'll ask someone to make a few trademarks for you and sew them on Huanhuan's clothes."

Wang Ping: …Oh, my mouth!

This time they didn't stay at home for long. On September 1, early in the morning, Gu Lang drove away from Shengjiawu with Wang Ping. When Wolf Xiaosi woke up and looked for his mother all over the world, they had already arrived at Xiaoshan Airport and boarded a flight to Qindao.

When traveling with pets in China, there is no need for a week of quarantine. At nine o'clock in the morning, the plane landed at Liuting Airport. Two staff members arranged by Douyu were waiting outside the terminal early.

Gu Lang was wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, with sunglasses on his face. He casually carried a small shoulder bag and came to the lobby of Terminal T1 with an airline box containing a badger. He looked for the exit of Area A according to Chen Bai's instructions.

Although in order to avoid being watched, the badger did not rush out, but just squatted in the air box. However, before Gu Laosan could reach the exit, he was stopped. Two little girls, carrying bags on their backs, ran in front of him, turned around, and stared at his face.

Gu Lang took off his sunglasses and looked at the two student-like girls who suddenly appeared in front of him with a surprised look on his face. He asked, "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"

He didn't think much of it, thinking that the person was asking for directions. After all, there were many people in the hall, and many signboards were blocked.

The two girls looked a little uncertain at first, but when the man took off his sunglasses, they suddenly became excited. It was probably because the story of the man and the wolf king in Tibet had become more and more popular recently, and finally someone recognized him.

"You are Gu... Lang! Right? You are Gu Lang!" One of the short-haired girls almost stuttered and spoke out of tune.

Seeing the two little girls pointing at Gu Lao San and yelling, the people around them looked at them sideways, thinking they had met a celebrity. But when they saw someone's face, they were all confused. Who is this guy? A young handsome guy? He doesn't look that fresh...

If Wang Ping remembered correctly, this was probably the first time that Gu Laosan met fans at the airport. With Wang Ping's hearing ability, he could clearly hear that someone's breathing and heartbeat had quickened.

"Yes, I'm Gu Lang, hello!" Someone forced out a polite and graceful smile, put his sunglasses in his pocket, and stretched out his hand to shake hands with others.

However, the two girls' purpose was obviously not this. They ignored him and took out their phones, pointing at the airline box and said excitedly: "Third brother, is Pingping in it? Can we take a photo together? I love it!"

Gu Lang: …

I'm so angry! But I still have to keep my composure.

Silently retracting his outstretched arm, someone bit his back teeth and said with a fake smile: "Haha... Sure! Of course you can!"