Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 233: I am helping you vent your anger. Are you touched? (1/5)

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“Hula!”

Ding Yi, who was originally standing next to Yang Xu, suddenly pulled up his coat and put it over his head, then bent down, took out a piece of burning firewood from the campfire and was about to step forward.

"Old Ding!"

Yang Xu quickly grabbed Ding Yi's arm, frowned and said, "What are you going to do?"

"Bees are afraid of fire. What do you think I'm going to do?" Ding Yi said, and he also said to the others: "You guys stay away, don't let the innocent get hurt!"

"Hey, don't mess around, my boss is still there!" Gu Lang quickly turned around and stood in front of Ding Yi and said.

"Calm down!"

Yang Xu frowned and said, "The island is different from the land. We can just cut down some trees or catch a rabbit, but we can't touch insects like bees that are related to the ecology! Lao Ding, put down the fire!"

"oh!"

The others were just frightened by the sudden appearance of the swarm of bees, but after Yang Xu's brief explanation, they all understood. Except for Gu Lao San, everyone had a look of sudden realization on their faces.

Ding Yi frowned, threw the torch back into the fire, turned his head and looked at a badger standing by the woods, his expression somewhat helpless, and sighed, "So what do you say we should do? Just watch?"

"Just watch!"

Yang Xu shrugged, pointed his chin in Wang Ping's direction, and said nonchalantly: "Honey badgers are not afraid of stings, so just let him stand there and wait! Anyway, the swarm will not always be there, and will go back when it gets tired of flying!"

After hearing Yang Xu's answer, the others hadn't reacted yet, but Gu Lang was dissatisfied. He stared at Yang Xu and said, "What are you talking about? You are not a honey badger, so how do you know that honey badgers are not afraid of stings? It seems that you are not the one stung, right?"

Idol or not, Gu Lang is becoming less and less interested in Yang Xu, especially when it comes to a certain badger. It would be useless even if an elephant came, let alone an idol.

"So what do you want? I haven't even told you yet!"

Yang Xu snorted coldly, crossed his arms and said in a condescending manner: "You have not played outdoors for a long time, so it is understandable that you don't understand these things! But what I want to tell you is that as an outdoor anchor, you must first learn to love the environment and protect the ecology! Look at what your pets have done! Do you know how important bees are to the ecology of this island! If the ecological balance is broken, who will be responsible? Will you be responsible?"

"Fuck you! Why are you pretending to be so arrogant?"

Gu Lao San was stunned. He asked himself that he had never met an opponent. When he heard Yang Xu's accusation from his commanding position, he pointed at his nose and said angrily: "We will stay on this island for seven days in total. No matter what you destroy, I will buy double the original and send it to you when we return to the land after seven days! Destroying the ecological balance? Who are you trying to scare?"

The other people, especially Han Daxia and Yi Jiuyang, were all led by Yang Xu to the ecological balance, and at this moment, they had already pulled Gu Lang to persuade them to stop fighting. However, as soon as Gu Lao San's words came out, the two of them were stunned and looked at Yang Xu with a playful expression.

That's right! We'll only be there for seven days. As long as we don't touch the protected animals, if anything else affects the ecological balance, we can just find someone to restore it after we return to land. At worst, the production team can't just sit there and watch the island's ecology go wrong. They have to take responsibility.

Even Gu Lao San could figure it out, so how could Yang Xu not think of it? Then the purpose of his words just now is worth pondering.

Yang Xu's expression was a little stiff at this time, and he felt a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that his trick of generalizing from a single point could even deal with Ding Yi, but it didn't work at all in Gu Lang's hands. This guy looked so stupid before, how come his mind has become so flexible now

In the live broadcast room, as Yang Xu and Gu Lang started to quarrel, the netizens who were originally amazed at the fact that a certain badger was fine despite the bee swarm instantly split into three groups. Fans of Yang Xu and fans of Ding Yi and a certain badger started fighting again. The rest of the netizens just watched from the sidelines or joined the battle depending on their mood.

Wang Ping, who was standing by the woods, was originally thinking about checking to see if the food was ready. If not, he would break off some honey and put it down somewhere, so that Gu Laosan could take it back to steam the fish. He would stay here and go back when the bee swarm dispersed.

However, the atmosphere in the camp was not right at this time, as if there was a quarrel. From his angle, Gu Lao San seemed to be blocking someone with his back to this side, and next to him, two arms were being held up by Han Da Xia and Yi Jiuyang. Yang Xu, who was opposite him, still had anger on his face, as if he was going to hit someone.

"Damn it! How dare you bully my little brother? You have more people than me, right?" A badger suddenly got angry.

Hu Li was trying to persuade everyone not to quarrel, and Li Mengdie was trying to persuade Gu Lang to consider the overall situation. As they were talking, they heard the buzzing sound of the bee colony getting closer and closer. Turning their heads, they saw that the badger that had heard Gu Lang's words and stayed at the edge of the forest was now holding the beehive and running towards them with his eyes wide open.

"ah!"

Hu Li let out a scream and was suddenly at a loss as to what to do.

"What the hell? Run!" Hero Han cried out in grief and anger, turned around and ran to the east first.

However, Wang Ping had a preconceived notion that this guy had teamed up with others to bully Gu Lao San, and he also disliked him. So Han Daxia had only run a few steps when he heard a "pop" sound and something was thrown at the back of his head.

He subconsciously touched it and felt something sticky on his hand. He took it in front of him and saw a shapeless piece of beeswax stuck to his hand. Then, Han Daxia felt something crawling on his scalp. Before he could react, his scalp suddenly hurt.

“Oh, oh, oh…” Hero Han let out an obscene cry and jumped forward.

“Buzz!”

As the swarm of bees approached, a group of people screamed and fled. Those who "bullied" someone were naturally the focus of Wang Ping's attention. In addition to Han Daxia, Yang Xu and Yi Jiuyang were hit in the face by the beeswax broken off by a badger. And the few people who brought "evidence" were naturally included in the attack range of the swarm of bees.

The most unlucky one is Ding Yi.

Originally, he was standing next to Yang Xu, but was blocked by Gu Lang, so Wang Ping didn't see him at first, and didn't throw honey at him. But when Han Da Xia ran, he passed by him and pulled him. As a result, some of the bees chasing Han Da Xia targeted him.

"Gu Lang! Damn it!"

Along with Ding Yi's angry curses, there were also his screams as he was stung by a bee.

No matter who was right or wrong before, it didn't matter now. Gu Lao San instantly became the target of everyone's criticism.

However, Gu Lang was also running at this moment, and he ran faster than anyone else, so he had no time to retort.

Seeing that the beach was at its end, and that there was nothing but reefs and forests on the other side, and that there was no hope of escape, Han Daxia jumped up and down, cursing someone, and turned to run into the sea. When he reached the shallow water, he just lay down in the water.

Others followed suit and jumped into the sea, leaving only their heads exposed and using clothes to cover themselves for air.

Gu Laosan didn't react as quickly as Han Daxia, mainly because Wang Ping deliberately avoided him when he chased him. When he ran again, he found that the swarm of bees was in front of him, so he didn't run into the sea, but turned around and lay on the beach, burying the exposed skin with sand.

Wang Ping chased to the beach and looked at the heads exposed on the shore. He was still angry. From time to time, he threw beeswax or debris and shells washed up on the shore at people's heads.

Among them, Yang Xu was being chased and beaten by a badger, and at this time he had already swam to the sea surface a hundred meters away. Every time he tried to get closer or swim away, the badger would threaten him by throwing beeswax.

"You little bastard, you still want to go ashore? Stay inside!"

A certain badger-hair man had a look of disdain on his face, and then turned around to look at Gu Laosan who was buried in the sand like an ostrich.

"Boy, I'm helping you vent your anger. Are you touched?"