Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 238: What happened to your baking?

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Wang Ping swore that he did not intentionally throw the snake corpse with its head cut off on Li Mengdie's head.

After all, he is a gentleman... Badger, a badger asked himself, he would never do anything to scare a little girl.

What happened at that time was that the moment Wang Ping jumped up, he grabbed the black-browed viper's neck tightly to prevent it from biting him, and then rolled into the bushes behind him by inertia.

However, Wang Ping was a little confused about what to do next.

Although his little belly repeatedly urged him to bite it, it was a live snake after all, and he was not in military training. Even if Gu Lao San was beaten to death, he would not bite it.

So behind the bush, the badger, who was tightly entangled by the snake, finally freed one claw and cut off the head of the snake and threw it far away. The remaining snake body that was still tightening around him was pulled off by him and thrown away casually...

So at that moment, Badger and Gu Laosan both witnessed how high the decibel level could reach when a woman really screamed.

I don't know how many birds that had just fallen asleep were frightened and fell out of their nests. When everyone left, the woods were still filled with the sounds of various birds cursing.

Even when they returned to the camp, tears were still in the corners of the two women's eyes, and the resentment in their eyes when they looked at a certain badger was really tangible.

If Wang Ping said that his actions were not intentional, not only Li Mengdie would not believe it, even Gu Laosan would not believe it. Combining the badger's bad character and his own painful experience, Gu Laosan had every reason to believe that this guy just wanted to scare the two women.

But the debt owed by the elder brother always needs to be repaid by the younger brother. If the two women looked at a badger with resentment in their eyes, then the eyes they looked at Gu Lang were full of murderous intent.

After all, Ping Lao Da saved her, and she also avoided the embarrassment of being naked and calling for help, so no matter how resentful Li Mengdie was, she would not say anything bad about a small animal. However, she was not so polite to Gu Lao San.

According to her, the badger likes to play tricks on people so much, it must be that the beast Gu Laosan taught him at home.

Logically speaking, Gu Lang came to check out with good intentions, and it was not him who threw the snake body on someone's head, so it seemed that he should not be blamed in any way.

However, the two women were too frightened, especially Li Mengdie, who almost fainted when the snake hung on her head. The ladylike image she had maintained in the past was thrown to the ground. If she didn't vent, it would be hard to calm down the hatred in her heart.

So after returning to the camp, the two figures, one big and one small, squatted by the campfire consciously, sitting there with their heads down and accepting criticism. The one-meter-long snake body was also brought back as evidence and thrown next to Gu Lang, rolling and twisting non-stop.

At this time, several boys in the camp were standing by with their shoulders folded, eating melons. Because the last high-decibel scream was so penetrating, these boys all got up, just in time to encounter such an exciting scene.

The little fox stood aside and described the badger's previous behavior to everyone with exaggeration.

Li Mengdie's hair was disheveled and her chest was heaving. When she jumped and threw the snake away, she also pulled out a handful of her hair. It was so painful and frightening that her face was pale. She angrily scolded Gu Laosan: He raised a good badger with such a bad temper.

Wang Ping squatted on the side in a depressed mood, still secretly unconvinced. He thought to himself, why is my brother so bad-tempered? I really didn't mean it just now!

But Li Mengdie is crazy now, and anyone who understands will not try to explain at this time. Didn't you see that Gu Laosan, who always doesn't follow the ordinary path, is scared

Hearing that there were snakes on the island, and they were extremely poisonous snakes like the black-browed pit viper, Yang Xu and Ding Yi looked at each other. One of them quietly took out an engineer shovel and went to the campfire to dig out the ash from the charcoal fire. The other took a branch and drew a shallow trench around the camp.

Although wood ash is not very effective in repelling snakes, fortunately the island is full of odorous plants such as nanmu and stinking camphor, and the ashes from their burnt trees can have some effect. The rest depends on your own attention.

Especially for anchors like Yang Xu and Ding Yi who have been out in the wild for years, they have probably eaten more snakes than a salted fish has ever seen, so they are not too worried at the moment. They are even a little happy because of the new food source.

Noticing the actions of the two people, Wang Ping turned his head to look at the others, only to find that Yi Jiuyang, who was standing aside watching the fun, was covering his mouth and twisting his thigh hard with one hand, trying to hold back the laughter that he was about to uncontrollably reveal.

"Fuck, you're laughing at my sister!"

Wang Ping looked around, grabbed the still twisting snake body, raised his little claws and threw it towards Yi Jiuyang's face.

"ah!"

The little fox ran away in horror, while the others looked at the badger with dark faces.

And you still say he doesn't have a bad character? This time there is both badger evidence and physical evidence, right

Han Daxia, who was standing beside Yi Jiuyang, took a step forward, stretched out his hand to catch the snake body thrown by Wang Ping, pulled it up with both hands to take a look, and sighed: "This snake is really fat!"

“Ah~”

Hu Li took a few steps back and said with disdain: "Old Han, you don't want to eat it, do you? This is a poisonous snake!"

"What happened to the Viper?"

Han Da Xia said with a smile: "As long as you remove the snake head and venom glands, the rest will be delicious!"

"tasty?"

A badger's belly suddenly began to growl.

In the second half of the night, a circle of wood ash with a woody scent was spread around the camp, which made everyone feel more at ease. After tossing and turning for a long time, the anchors finally fell asleep peacefully. The two women, who were too frightened, hugged each other and slept more soundly than anyone else.

The only person left by the campfire was Han Daxia, who had taken the initiative to replace Gu Lang to keep watch. He was squatting there, busying himself with an engineering shovel and chopping off a section of the snake's body.

He peeled off the snake's skin, pulled out the internal organs from its belly and threw them into the fire. Looking at the white piece of snake meat, Han nodded with satisfaction, turned around and ran to the beach to wash it clean, then went to the forest to break off a green branch, inserted it into the meat, and roasted it over the flames.

When the surface became crispy and yellow with a sheen of oil, someone looked around quietly, took out the bag of salt from his trouser pocket, carefully sprinkled a layer of salt on the surface, and then continued to turn it over and bake.

When Gu Laosan's thunderous snoring sounded in the shack, a rich smell of meat wafted out from someone's hand.

Han Daxia took back the flipped branch, brought the roasted snake meat close to his face and smelled it, revealing a satisfied expression. He blew on the hot surface and was about to take a bite when he felt something pulling his trouser legs.

Looking down, he saw a badger that had disappeared after everyone left, now standing beside his legs, staring at the snake meat in his hand with its night vision eyes reflected in the firelight, and its little claws stretched out arrogantly.

"Emm..." Someone paused for a few seconds and said reluctantly: "I baked this..."

“Ouch!”

Seeing that this guy didn't want to give it, a badger bared his teeth and said, "What's wrong with your roast? If I don't catch it back, how the hell can you roast it?"