Time goes back to an hour ago. Two figures, one big and one small, were still searching back and forth on the beach, although they didn't know what they were looking for.
Gu Laosan is a man who can't stop talking. In the past, when he was live streaming, he liked to talk nonstop to the camera. Later, when Wang Ping joined, he started to nag him again, and this time was no exception.
Wang Ping held a branch in his paw and kept poking it into the sand.
According to Gu Laosan, other things might have been washed into the sea, but the engineer shovel was an iron tool after all, so it shouldn't have been washed away so easily. It must have been buried under the sand.
As a result, the man and the badger fell from the place where they had built the shelter and landed on the beach where the sea was constantly beating. All they could find under their feet was sand. Wang Ping felt that he and Gu Lao San were just like sand, except that the word "sand" should be pronounced with three tones.
There was sea water all the way down to the feet, and if they went any further they would be in the sea. Wang Ping sighed and was about to call Gu Laosan back when he heard someone suddenly laugh.
"Fuck, is this kid stimulated?"
Wang Ping was a little frightened by his laughter and turned his head to look at him blankly.
"Hey, boss, I suddenly thought of a joke. Let me tell you. Hahaha..."
Gu Lang couldn't stop laughing, and tried to tell Wang Ping: "Once upon a time, there was a man named Tang Monk. He had an apprentice who liked to throw things around..."
"It's over! This kid is really stimulated!"
Wang Ping looked at Gu Laosan with sympathy, totally failing to get his so-called funny point.
At this moment, Gu Laosan got to the point. He subconsciously kicked the sand forward and said, "If the engineer shovel really fell into the sea and hit a fish on the head, guess what the fish would say... Haha, shit!"
Gu Lang was laughing as he spoke, but before he could finish, he seemed to trip over something. Under Wang Ping's gaze, he fell forward with a silly smile on his face, into the sand that had been submerged by the sea water.
A badger smacked his lips. He didn't find Gu Laosan's joke funny, but he was amused by the last scene.
"Haha, you're right, that fish is probably saying the same thing..."
"Bah! What tripped me!"
Gu Laosan, who had fallen flat on his face, sat up from the sea, wiped the sand off his face, and at the same time reached out his hand to feel around in the silt under his feet, and then a look of joy appeared on his face.
“Haha, I found it!”
As he finished speaking, Gu Lang raised his hand to pick up the thing he touched, but he couldn't lift it up.
"… Um?"
After exchanging a glance with the badger, Gu Lang frowned, stood up, and dug the sand under his feet to the side, revealing a section of the handle of an engineer shovel.
Before Wang Ping could sigh at his good luck, as he could find something with such a crude method, Gu Lang pulled the handle outward. As a result, he not only pulled out the shovel, but also pulled out a nearly 80-centimeter-long fish along with the mud and sand right under the engineer shovel.
Looking up, I saw that the engineer shovel was completely inserted into the fish head, with only the handle sticking out.
Wang Ping: …
Gu Laosan, do you know that a fish really died because of your bad joke
“Haha…” At this time, Gu Laosan laughed like he had eaten bee shit. He laughed until he was out of breath. He said to Wang Ping: “There really is such an unlucky fish. I can’t imagine how it died…”
"I didn't expect you to treat it as a joke?" Wang Ping covered his face with his paws and suddenly regretted coming out to accompany Gu Lao San.
So on the way back, the badger kept enduring Gu Laosan's evil music, and he really couldn't understand what made him funny.
Not to mention that Wang Ping couldn't understand, after listening to Gu Laosan finish the story with laughter, everyone else looked at each other in bewilderment, and no one wanted to laugh at all.
Especially when they thought about how this guy just said last night, "There is no flood despite such heavy rain," and then everyone's houses were washed away by the flood, everyone even felt a little sympathy for the fish.
"You have a mouth... really..."
But at this moment, Hu Li suddenly started to chuckle, and patted Gu Lao San's shoulder, grinning and mocking: "Haha, you are so stupid!"
"Sweat..."
Everyone was speechless. It was fine that Gu Laosan did not play by the rules, but now even the little fox's sense of humor was so strange.
However, a certain lazy guy, seeing that someone was amused by him, suddenly became happy, without caring whether others were teasing him or not.
"Tsk..."
Han Daxia went forward and flipped over the sunfish, which was still dead, and saw a huge gap on the fish's head. Just as Gu Laosan said, this fish was unlucky enough.
Yang Xu at the side thought for a moment and then laughed, "This is a sunfish. It can't swim fast and likes to drift with the waves. With such big waves last night, I'm afraid it couldn't swim back and was washed to the shore, and it just happened to hit the shovel that was washed away by the flood."
"This fish..." Hu Li looked at the fish's strange appearance and asked with some disdain, "Can I eat it?"
"Of course!"
Yang Xu smiled and said, "This is a famous delicacy. The protein content is higher than that of pomfret and hairtail. And its intestines are also a delicacy called 'Miaolong Soup'."
"Ah~" When Hu Li heard Yang Xu say "protein", she became even more disgusted and her face wrinkled. Yang Xu rolled his eyes helplessly, and the others laughed when they saw this.
The atmosphere finally recovered. Ding Yi stood up with the shovel he had found and said, "Now that the shovel is back, I'll go cut some vines and weave a basket for the little fox to hold mushrooms. Old Yang, you don't have to run naked!"
"Go to hell! You're the one running naked!"
Yang Xu laughed and cursed, and at the same time he stood up, picked up the fish and called to Han Da Xia, "Brother Han, come with me to clean this fish. I'm afraid I can't do it myself."
"Okay!" Hero Han nodded and stood up.
But before they left, Gu Lao San shouted, and when everyone looked at him, he pointed at his nose and asked, "What about me? What do I do?"
"You...well, take a rest! You've worked hard!" Yang Xu opened his mouth and finally said helplessly.
In fact, he is now a little afraid to stay with Gu Lang. Not to mention his fighting ability, his bad mouth alone is enough to keep people away.
"Yeah yeah!"
"Take a break, your clothes are being burned!"
"Thanks for your hard work!"
"You have made the greatest contribution!"
With Yang Xu taking the lead, Ding Yi and Han Daxia quickly joined in, causing Li Mengdie and Hu Li to cover their mouths and laugh.
"Look, this is what you said, I'm not being lazy!" Gu Laosan said happily.
"Yes, that's what we said!"
While responding, Hero Han pulled Yang Xu and Ding Yi away as if they were escaping.
"Haha! I find you so funny!" Hu Li couldn't help it anymore and patted Gu Laosan's shoulder and laughed.
"Really? Your sense of laughter is so weird..." Gu Laosan raised his eyebrows.
"Heh..." Li Mengdie, who was still in the crevice, shook her head secretly. But then, she looked at the two people laughing over there and her face turned strange: "Didn't this little fox dislike the man and the badger at first?"