Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 268: Am I that heavy?

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No matter how helpless he was, a certain badger's surfboard was the first to be made.

After all, the size of the model meant that not much material was wasted, and because it was small, it was easier to make. Even the most troublesome tail fin did not need to be deliberately made, it was directly cut out in one piece.

As for the others, Yang Xu hugged his shoulders and shook his head. You can have a surfboard, but you must bring the materials yourself, otherwise I won't serve you.

Gu Laosan was yelling at someone for being stingy. While they were arguing, the two women who had just taken off their clothes and went into Li Mengdie's room together, lifted the curtain and came out.

“Wow…”

Hero Han who was standing opposite exclaimed in admiration. When everyone looked back, the first thing they saw was four dazzling white legs.

Further up, there is an orange skirt, zipped up on the side, and buttoned on the outside, vaguely revealing the appearance of a coat. It is equivalent to turning the entire coat over, cutting off the remaining part after the upper body, and tightening the elastic band under the clothes at the waist.

A group of men followed the principle of looking down first and then up, and their eyes slowly moved upwards. Just as they glanced over the slender waists of the two women, they exclaimed "huh" in unison.

It turns out that the upper bodies of the two women were not as exciting as everyone imagined. Instead, they removed the sleeves of the remaining upper half of the jacket and made it into a small vest. At first glance, it didn't look like a swimsuit at all, but more like a cheerleading team preparing to perform on the court.

"No creativity!" Gu Laosan said with a look of regret and disappointment: "If I were to change it, it would definitely look better than yours!"

The barrage of comments in the live broadcast room exploded instantly at this moment, and Gu Xianyu's words were rarely unanimously agreed by the majority of netizens.

"I didn't expect you to be such a third brother"

"Mengshen gave anchor Hu Li 5 airplanes as a reward..."

"What do you think it would look like if Gu Lao San changed it?"

“I think it’s the same as I thought.”

"Bah, you filthy rascal!"

"Super rocket x6 for the third generation of online literature anchor Li Mengdie..."

"I strongly suggest that the production team send two sets of bikinis!"

"What rules are we talking about at this time?"

"The crappy production team will just stick to the rules"

"Shuiyu wants to be a vegetarian, give the anchor Hu Li fish balls x15..."

"I'm at Qin Island. I'm going to the dock to take a boat now. The goddess is waiting for me!"

"The production team is really cunning. They didn't even tell us the exact location of this island."

"I'm guarding against you perverts"

I saw a few guys saying that the swimsuits modified by the two women were not good-looking, but they were still staring at them, almost drooling.

"snort!"

The two girls looked down on the stupid-looking guys, but they didn't get angry. They held hands, turned around and ran towards the beach laughingly.

Wang Ping held the surfboard he had just made, looked up at the people standing in a row, smiling at the beach, not in a hurry to go out to look for materials, then looked at the two women who were about to run to the beach, turned around decisively, and chased after them with the surfboard in his arms.

"I just want to surf..."

A badger was running while mumbling to himself. He paused and added, "It's definitely not to see the beauties!"

Several boys sweated as they watched the little figure running towards the beach with his short legs stepping on the sand. They saw that the badger didn't even care about his tail, which was always in front of him, and just dragged it behind him. He got up immediately after being tripped by the sand without even pausing.

Yang Xu, Ding Yi and Han Daxia all looked at a certain salted fish with disdain.

“You guys…” Gu Laosan looked around and rolled his eyes innocently, “Why are you looking at me? I didn’t teach you that!”

"cut!"

Several people obviously didn't believe it and turned around with pouting lips.

Yang Xu carried the engineer shovel and dragged the half-cut wood stake over, saying, "Hurry up! If you don't come back after I finish, I won't care about you anymore!"

"Oh my go! Let's go!" Gu Laosan jumped up and pulled Han Daxia and Ding Yi into the woods.

Here, Wang Ping ran to the beach and then he remembered that his surfboard did not have a leg rope. If it was washed away, there would be no place to fish it out.

But if I go back to find Yang Xu, how should I explain it? Is it necessary for a badger to know so much

But he was only hesitant for a moment, and when the badger looked down and saw his own claws, he was suddenly speechless.

With this hooked claw to grab, I'm afraid you won't really need a leg rope.

Li Mengdie and Hu Li were standing on the sand in front of them, doing warm-up exercises. Wang Ping ran over and stood beside Hu Li's legs. He stuck his surfboard into the sand and started moving his arms and legs.

"Ha, boss, you need to warm up too?" The little fox suddenly laughed.

Watching an animal doing warm-up exercises is hilarious no matter how you look at it.

"Nonsense!" Wang Ping glanced at her. "If you don't warm up, what if you get a cramp in the water?"

Three drones hovered side by side in front of the two women and the badger. The two women naturally attracted the attention of a large number of fans, but at this moment, the badger was the one that netizens paid the most attention to.

"Don't tell me this flathead can surf!"

"Other animals may not do that, but as for the boss, I choose to remain silent."

"You're playing it, right? Gu Laosan just said he couldn't do it, so who taught him? Jesus?"

"The boss used to be in a circus, maybe he really can do it."

“We’ll know soon enough.”

On the yacht, because everyone chose to go to the sea, the lifeguards who had rested for a few days put on their equipment and sneaked into the nearby area to stand by.

However, in the cabin, the planners seemed a little confused.

Of course, there is no need to mention the personal live broadcast rooms of several anchors, but it is a bit difficult to choose whether to broadcast the images of the two women or the images of a badger in the main live broadcast room.

After all, it is a live broadcast, and many wonderful close-up shots are fleeting. If you miss the wonderful moment, you will also miss the opportunity to attract rewards.

The beauty is undoubtedly eye-catching, but a certain badger also has enough capital. After all, it is a flat-headed brother surfing, and it is definitely a hot and exclusive one at the moment.

"Well... let's transfer Li Mengdie and Hu Li's first. After all, they are together, so the combined traffic is more." Hu Lai didn't know why, but he always cleared his throat unconsciously when he spoke, as if there was something in his throat.

As soon as Hu Lai finished speaking, except for the two female planners who insisted on broadcasting the footage of a badger, he immediately gained the support of a group of male planners. So everyone agreed to distribute the footage in a ratio of 3:1.

As for the subsequent male anchors, no one mentioned them and they seemed to have been forgotten.

At this time, the two women who had had enough fun on the coast finally walked towards the sea. And a badger also picked up his small surfboard, placed it on the water in front of him, and pushed it into the sea.

“It’s started! It’s started!”

There was a burst of cheers on the barrage, and then Chen Bai was shocked to find that the number of people in the live broadcast room on the main page did not increase but decreased. However, the popularity of the live broadcast rooms of the two women and Gu Laosan experienced an explosive growth.

It seems that not only the planners are troubled by the lens issue, netizens are also troubled and simply made the choice from the beginning.

In the camera, the two women walked about twenty meters, then lunged forward, dived directly into the water, turned around and swam along the shore.

The badger did not continue to stay with the two of them, but he did not continue to swim forward either.

Although one has to swim towards the deep sea for a while to find big waves suitable for surfing, Wang Ping felt that with his current body size, there was no need to run that far. The small waves on the shore were enough for him to have fun.

Just then a wave came over from the opposite side, so Wang Ping pushed the surfboard forward and tentatively stepped onto it facing the wave.

Then, everyone in the live broadcast room watched helplessly as a badger stepped his surfboard into the water and disappeared without a trace without even a bubble. After the waves passed, only a wet little head was left on the water, floating there in confusion and bewilderment.

"Damn it, am I that heavy?"