"old… "
Gu Laosan hadn't even finished his words when he choked them back, staring blankly at the group of people "riding sharks" on the sea, his brain was a little unsatisfied. He had seen badgers riding leopards, riding big blacks, and riding wolves, but he had never thought that sharks in the sea could also be ridden.
Six people stood in a row with their mouths wide open. The little fox even forgot to cry and stared straight at the sea.
Generally speaking, if the gills of a fish are damaged, no matter how fierce the fish is, it will not live long. However, sharks usually have more than a dozen gills, and some even have blowholes, so Wang Ping was not sure whether the shark under him would die.
Anyway, for now, this guy is still alive and well. Because of the pain in the gill slits, he kept struggling on the water surface, chasing the blood flowing out of the sea water.
"Tsk, I failed to surf, now I have to ride a jet ski..." Wang Ping couldn't tell whether he should be happy or depressed, especially since he couldn't control the shark and could only be carried around.
A buzzing sound began to approach, and Wang Ping looked up and found that the drone that had been following him was still flying over the sea. As soon as he saw a badger, he rushed over to get a close-up shot.
In the live broadcast room, as the figure of a badger appeared on the sea again, the barrage of comments was all boiling.
"Come on, who said that the boss can't surf? Come out and see if this is surfing?"
"Boss is awesome!!!"
"Kneel down to Master Ping!"
"The shark probably never dreamed that he would fall into the hands of the flat-headed tiger in this life."
"My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast"
“Shark: Mommy doesn’t have to worry about my studies anymore!”
“This time there is really high energy ahead!”
"I just want to ask, who else (breaking voice)?"
"Boss Ping: If you dare to eat my surfboard, I will make you into a surfboard!"
Everyone in the live broadcast room was enjoying the show, but Wang Ping was getting a little impatient. Is it okay to just float on the sea forever? If he didn't find a way to get ashore quickly, who knows if he will dive into the sea again.
And as the shark continued to struggle, it was now getting farther and farther away from the coast.
On the shore, Gu Laosan put his hand to his mouth and shouted at the top of his voice: "Boss, is it fun to ride a shark?"
"How cool is your brother-in-law..." Wang Ping didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Are you blind? Can't you see that I'm riding a tiger... It's hard to get off a shark!"
Wang Ping used his right claws to pull the shark's jaw outwards, trying to force the shark to turn like pulling the reins on a horse. However, as blood gushed out again, the shark did turn, but it turned in circles in the direction of the blood.
"Emm..."
A badger rolled his eyes, grabbed a random object of something with his left paw, pulled it out, then raised his paw and threw it toward the coast.
As blood and mosaics spilled onto the water, the shark under him finally swam towards the coast as Wang Ping had thought.
Every time the shark swam for a while, the bloody smell on the water surface disappeared, and it began to turn around and struggle, Wang Ping would take out a handful of sharks from its gill slits and throw them into the sea in front of him.
He swam along, throwing fish along the way. When he was less than 50 meters from the shore, Wang Ping reached into the gill slit again, but found nothing. Unconsciously, the gill tissue on this side had been completely ripped out by a badger, revealing a hideous hole.
As the entire left gill disappeared, the shark's struggles became less and less intense. Just as it was about to reach the shore, Wang Ping discovered that the shark was about to sink.
"Come on, brother, just hold on a little longer, we're almost at the shore!"
While patting the shark's head to "cheer it up", the badger reached into its right gill, grabbed a sticky mass and threw it into the sea in front of him. Sure enough, the shark under him moved again and rushed forward.
At this time, as a badger riding a shark approached, the people who were originally standing on the beach had already retreated to the sand behind them, and then watched the shark slowly approach the shore, and then was pushed aground on the beach by the waves.
Wang Ping let out a long sigh, released his claws and jumped down. He walked a few steps forward and then turned over and lay on the sand, not wanting to move anymore. This trip to the sea was not about physical exhaustion, but about psychological stimulation. His heartbeat had not completely calmed down yet, and his legs were weak.
Behind him, everyone gathered around and looked down at the shark which was actually only about one meter long.
"Tsk, how miserable..."
Hero Han shook his head, and it was unclear whether he was talking about a badger or a shark.
Hu Li carefully squatted down beside Wang Ping and was about to reach out to pick him up when Gu Laosan kicked the shark on the head. As a result, the shark, which was not yet dead, started to flutter again.
"ah!"
The little fox was frightened and screamed, and ran behind Li Mengdie. Yang Xu pulled Gu Laosan over with a dark face, while Ding Yi turned around and ran to the camp to get the engineer shovel, intending to kill it.
At this time, Han Da Xia, who was squatting on the other side, looked up at Gu Lang and said, not knowing whether he was mocking or sighing, "I'm impressed by you. It's okay if you're a crow once or twice, but how come you win every time? Were you a crow in your previous life?"
Now that there is no threat, everyone is relaxed, and Han Daxia also remembered what a salted fish said before the few people went to sea.
"That's right. Last time you said there would be a flood, our house was washed away!" Li Mengdie said suddenly as if she had realized something.
"And, on the day Jiuyang fell ill, you went to find the engineer shovel, but you said a fish had died!" The little fox also popped up to criticize someone.
"If we count the time we caught the seagull..." Yang Xu turned his head and looked at Gu Lao San: "This is the fourth time, right?"
“Uh…” Gu Laosan was stunned. After hearing what everyone said, he was also a little confused.
Wang Ping, who was lying on the sand, gradually came to his senses. From what everyone said, when I was surfing in the sea, Gu Laosan, the troublemaker, actually said there were sharks in the sea
At this moment, Ding Yi came back with a shovel in his hand. Hearing what everyone was saying from afar, he came closer and said, "That's right. You said before that there wouldn't be sharks in the sea, but sharks really appeared. How can it be such a coincidence!"
"I just..."
Before Gu Laosan could finish his rebuttal, Li Mengdie exclaimed, and a black shadow flashed before everyone's eyes. It turned out to be a badger that had crawled up at some point, grabbed the surfboard that was still stuck in the shark's mouth with its two claws, and swung the shark towards Gu Laosan in an extremely inappropriate posture.
A certain salted fish screamed and was knocked to the ground. Then, as if he had eyes on his back, he got up and ran away without even looking.
A badger rushed over, grabbed a surfboard, and chased after the still twisting shark. With someone begging for mercy, as long as he got a little closer to Gu Lao San, he would swing the shark and hit him.
"Why did you hit me again!"
"They are all talking nonsense, I didn't curse you"
"Boss, I was wrong... Stop fighting!"
To be honest, everyone had sensed the strange master-pet relationship between Gu Lang and a certain badger, but this was the first time they had seen someone being beaten with their own eyes.
Several male anchors' eyelids twitched, and they subconsciously put themselves in the role of a salted fish, asking themselves whether they should fight back or beg for mercy in this situation. The more they thought about it, the darker their faces became. Only the little fox pinched his nose and shouted that he deserved it.
Seeing a salted fish being knocked over on the beach again, and a badger holding a shark to chop at his head, Han Daxia pulled the corners of his mouth and shook his head with a bitter smile.
"Tsk, now I know why Gu Lang calls him Boss..."