"You deserve it. Third brother deserves the beating."
"When has Gu Laosan ever been beaten unjustly?"
"Why is the flat-headed brother so strong?"
"It's nothing for animals to lift objects that are several times heavier than themselves."
"I haven't seen Third Brother get beaten for a long time, I'm still a little uncomfortable with it."
"Using a shark to hit someone is unprecedented."
"Shark: It's so hard for me. I have to be a mount and a weapon!"
It chased someone all the way to the camp. When Wang Ping's anger had almost subsided, the shark was already dead. It was unknown whether it died of anger or pain. It was a typical example of a person who died with his eyes open. Before he died, he was used as a weapon by someone... Badger to hit someone. This was definitely a case of hitting a person, but the fish felt the pain.
After releasing the surfboard stuck in the fish's mouth, a badger swung his sore little arms and ran to the beach to wash his paws. The furry little thing squatted on the shore, looking cute, and it was hard to tell that it was actually a "ferocious beast" who liked to beat people up.
Gu Laosan was still squatting there submissively. When he saw a badger going to the beach, he smiled and went over to look at the dead shark, making everyone who followed him back to the camp roll their eyes and secretly sigh at how thick-skinned that person was.
Yang Xu came over and shook the shark twice. Finding that it was really dead this time, he shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Oh, this afternoon's meal is settled."
"I don't eat shark meat!"
Without waiting for anyone to say anything, the little fox immediately shook her head and refused. Seeing everyone looking at her curiously, she covered her mouth, her eyes curved down, and said with a wicked smile: "You will know after you try it..."
Among all the anchors, Hu Li was the only one who was considered a half-foodie. If she said the meat was not tasty, everyone would definitely believe her. But looking at her expression, it was probably more than just that it was not tasty.
Yang Xu thought about it, turned around and took the engineer shovel from Ding Yi, walked forward to cut off a piece of shark skin, tore off a piece of fish meat and stuffed it directly into his mouth. Then everyone saw that a strange look suddenly appeared on his face.
"What's wrong? Why do you have that expression?" Ding Yi asked in surprise.
"Pfft..." The little fox almost laughed out loud, and quickly covered his mouth and hid behind Li Mengdie.
Seeing this, Gu Lao San inexplicably thought that he was the second person in the group who dared to eat raw fish and insects in front of the camera, and he stretched out his hand to tear off a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. However, before he could chew it twice, he vomited it and said with his tongue flapping, "Fuck, why is it bitter and salty, what is this taste..."
"It smells like urine..."
Before Gu Laosan could finish speaking, he heard Yang Xu speak in a deep voice.
When Yang Xu was doing a live broadcast in the desert, he couldn't find any water and had to drink urine out of desperation. The taste was something he would never forget.
I just didn't expect that eating fish on this island would bring back those memories, so his expression was so strange. Coupled with the tone of his words just now, he looked like he had seen through the vicissitudes of life, which was hilarious.
"Ha ha!"
Hu Li couldn't hold it back any longer and laughed his head off behind Li Mengdie. When the others thought of Yang Xu's past experiences and looked at his current state, they also laughed to the ground. Ding Yi, who was always serious, laughed so hard that his mouth watered.
Gu Laosan's face turned green, and he hurriedly stood up and ran to rinse his mouth. While he was retching, he blamed the little fox for tricking him.
This performance of a certain salted fish made Yang Xu speechless. He looked at Hu Li with a dim look and sighed. This made the little fox, who had finally calmed down, laugh again.
In fact, she just didn't have the guts to say it, because sharks don't have urinary organs, they urinate through their skin, so the fish meat contains a lot of urea. Of course, it tastes like urine.
If this were processed in a restaurant or at home, there would naturally be countless ways to remove the smell from the meat, but right now everyone on this island only has boiled water and salt, so it would probably be difficult to clean it up.
And thinking about this process, even if the taste was removed, the two women would never eat it, so Hu Li shouted that she didn't eat shark meat.
"Tsk, what a pity for this shark fin..." Hero Han shook his head and sighed while holding the triangular fin on the shark's back.
"Brother Han, if you don't mind, just cut off the shark fin." Ding Yi came over and said with a smile: "Anyway, we will leave the island tomorrow, so why don't we find a seafood restaurant to process it?"
"Hey, that makes sense!" Hero Han's eyes lit up.
Here, Wang Ping finally washed off the strange stuff in the claws. When he found that there was no strong smell, he turned around and walked back. He just happened to hear people arguing about how to cook shark fin.
For some reason, when the badger heard about the delicious food, his stomach didn't react at all, as if it was not interested in shark fin.
It was still early, but Wang Ping felt like more than a day had passed. He didn't know if it was because he was scared. When he was hanging in the shark's mouth and rolling in the sea, it felt like a year.
A badger didn't dare to go surfing. Thinking that he still had half a bag of beef jerky, he didn't go to join in the fun. He turned around and strolled back to his lounge chair, put on his sunglasses, and ate beef jerky comfortably.
Shark meat cannot be eaten and no one dares to go into the sea. Out of boredom, Ding Yi suddenly thought of something. He asked Han Da Xia to gut the shark and take out the swim bladder, and then he would weave a football out of soft rattan.
This proposal was unanimously praised by everyone, and even the two girls who usually had no interest in football were eager to try it.
A badger sat on the chair and sighed secretly, these people are really restless, they never have time to rest. It's a rare moment to relax, isn't it better to lie down
In Jeddah, in a neighborhood three kilometers away from the coast, a well-built blonde girl came out of a gym carrying a bag and crossed the road to the community across the street.
Twenty meters behind her, a man wearing a black hood stopped across the street. When he saw her disappear around a corner, he quickly crossed the road and followed her.
However, once I turned the corner, the path in front of me was empty. Just as I was wondering, a cold voice sounded behind me.
Yuan Xiaoxiao walked out of the shadows with a cold face and said in Italian: "You are early!"
"Hey, I have nothing to do anyway, so I'll just treat it as a vacation!"
The man turned around and took off his hood, revealing a brown-haired man with a beard. He had big brown eyes, a high nose bridge, and looked a little handsome. I don't know if Italy is really rich in handsome men, or if the ugly ones just stay at home and don't go out.
"Shirley, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Don't you welcome me?"
The man walked closer with a smile and reached out to touch Yuan Xiaoxiao's face, but before he could touch it, a paratrooper knife was already pressed between his legs.
"Since you're going on vacation, you should go to the other side, find a lounge chair, and look at the beauties comfortably. What do you think?"
"Wow, you're still so cool!"
The man retracted his hand, but did not answer. He just looked at the residential area behind him with a smile and said meaningfully: "I didn't expect that you bought a house here!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao frowned slightly, then quickly relaxed her brows and snorted, "I like buying houses!"
"Alright, alright! Relax, women shouldn't be too sensitive, it will get old!"
The man turned his head and said with a smile: "The boss asked me to partner with you. It's not good for you to be so defensive against me all the time! Why don't you invite me to your house?"
"You should stay in a hotel!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao turned and walked out, saying, "Go to my house, I'm afraid I won't be able to help but kill you!"
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"Gu Laosan, I'm going to kill you!"
At this moment, Wang Ping, with sand all over his face, was looking angrily at Gu Lang, who was looking embarrassed in front of him.
On the beach beside him, a lounge chair was lying on its side, with a pair of small sunglasses and beef jerky scattered on the ground.
A rattan ball filled with fish maws was lying on the side.
"It's over, what should I do?" A certain lazy guy lamented in his heart and looked at his friends not far away as if asking for help.
However, the people who were happily playing football together just now were now looking at the sea, chatting, or staring at their fingers in a daze. No one was looking here.
"No loyalty!"
While Gu Lao San was looking down on Wang Ping, he suddenly pointed at Han Da Xia who was looking up at the sky and said to Wang Ping righteously: "Boss, he kicked the ball! I swear!"
"Fuck!" Han Daxia screamed: "Gu Lang, do you still have any shame?"