Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 274: Visa? What visa?

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After the hustle and bustle, the island returned to tranquility again.

In the woods, there was a constant buzzing sound, which spread from the east side of the island all the way to the northwest, as if someone had disturbed a hornet's nest again.

A brown woodpecker was darting around in the forest, quickly passing through the treetops, with something like beeswax in its mouth. When it flew to a red nan tree, it quickly dived into the tree hole.

“Bang!”

A vine baffle quickly blocked the entrance from the inside, and then a swarm of bees flew in and surrounded the tree trunk, but they could not get into the tree hole.

"kee~~~"

A woodpecker put down the beeswax in its beak, squinted its eyes in satisfaction, and then called out.

In the south of Riyadh, there is an old city outside the city, where Indians and Pakistanis gather. Different from the tranquility and leisure of the city, the old city seems a bit messy. The alleys are full of small vendors and people coming and going.

Anna was a little irritated and endured the sweat on her body. She stood in the busy street, her eyes occasionally glanced at a man 20 meters away. At the same time, she secretly cursed the damn weather in her heart.

In order to facilitate tracking and to not attract attention, Anna wore a black robe and a black headscarf. From the outside, she looked no different from other women on the street. When she stood in the crowd, it was hard to tell who was who.

It was precisely because of this that she dared to follow so closely, because she was sure that the other party would not notice her.

Of course, it was also because most of the people here were Indians and Pakistanis, and it was not as strict as in the city, and there were not so many rules and regulations and religious police with big sticks. Otherwise, if she was walking around like this, she would have been pulled over and reprimanded.

Seeing the man looking back and looking around for something, Anna stopped in front of a silver jewelry stall on the side of the road, pretending to choose, glancing at the man out of the corner of her eye.

At this moment, the hand on the stall was suddenly caught.

Anna was startled, and her other hand subconsciously reached for the pistol under her robe. She looked up and saw the old Indian lady guarding the stall looking at her with a smile. She put a pair of rings engraved with strange patterns on her hands and muttered something.

"Uh..." Anna frowned and hesitated for a moment, then shook her head and was about to put it down.

Seeing this, the old lady smiled in understanding and said in stiff English: "Marry you!"

The hand that was about to put the ring back paused, then raised it again.

"marry?"

Gu Laosan was squatting in the yard with a noodle hanging from the corner of his mouth, looking funny.

After returning from Qindao, he started to have diarrhea. I don't know if it was because the food he ate on the island was unhygienic, or because he drank too much at the celebration party on the night he returned to Qindao. Or maybe he ate too much spoiled shark fin.

Normally, if it was due to acclimatization, it wouldn't make sense that he would be fine outside, but would only start to react when he got home. Now he didn't even have an appetite to eat, and he cooked noodles or porridge for every meal. He even ignored Chen Bai's urging him to go to Shanghai to revise the contract.

At the end of this deserted island trip, Chen Bai announced that the anchor with the highest voting value would receive a mysterious gift.

In the last hour before the end of the live broadcast, the fans of a certain badger collectively made an effort, and Gu Laosan's vote value finally reversed the trend and became the anchor with the highest vote value in this program, achieving a comeback. As a newcomer, he is undoubtedly a dark horse.

Chen Bai's face was almost frozen with laughter, after all, he was the one who discovered the streamer. While he was proud of it, he was also afraid that he would not be able to escape the bonus this time. So he did not hide it and announced on the spot that the mysterious gift was to upgrade the anchor's contract level by one level.

At this point, the other hosts who were originally cheerful suddenly turned black-faced and regretted it so much that their intestines turned green. You know, at this point, everyone had lost their desire to win, and at the same time, they felt that Douyu couldn't give them anything good, so they just smiled at a certain salty fish reaching the top. Yang Xu even rewarded him with 20 super rockets.

If I knew the secret prize was to upgrade the contract level, I would never give it to him. He is a newcomer, and even if Douyu wants to win him over, he will be promoted to an A-level contract sooner or later. Right now, this prize is useless.

But if it were a big anchor like Yang Xu or Li Mengdie who already had an A-level contract and they were promoted to one level, it would be really great.

As a result, a salted fish naturally became the target of everyone's drinking at the celebration banquet. The scene was simply a group attack.

However, Wang Ping couldn't quite remember what happened in the second half of the celebration banquet. After all, it wasn't just Gu Lao San who was drunk. He himself couldn't help himself and fell under the table after secretly drinking a large glass of Qindao specialty. When he woke up, he was already in the airline box.

The badger thought that this was actually not bad, as it saved him from having to say goodbye to these guys. Especially the little fox, after failing to seduce the badger, he looked at him with misty eyes. It was like looking at a scumbag who would not admit his mistakes after taking advantage of him.

"It's still more comfortable at home..." Before a badger could finish his sigh, a comb was combed across his body, instantly pulling out several hairs, almost making him cry in pain.

"yes!"

Grandma nodded, her hands moving without stopping, and she said, "You are already an adult, it's time to make arrangements! I think Li Mengdie is good, she is quiet and gentle! Forget about Hu Li, why call him a fox when there are so many other names!"

“… Grandma, what’s going on here?”

Gu Laosan was so confused about what to do that he even forgot to eat his noodles.

It was only when they returned home that they found out that after the two of them left, Wolf Xiaosi had been making a lot of noise, shouting from upstairs to downstairs, even at night.

With no other options, grandma simply got a tablet and threw it in the living room and opened Gu Laosan's live broadcast room.

So, apart from routine patrols and accompanying grandma out, I could always see two figures, one big and one small, lying in the living room, staring at a tablet. Intentionally or unintentionally, grandma also watched them several times and remembered the names of several of them.

Especially on the morning of the fourth day, Gu Laosan suddenly showed his strength and knocked Ding Yi down, sending Yi Jiuyang to the program team for emergency treatment. This made grandma very happy. Since this guy came home, every time she thought of him, she praised her grandson for being responsible and a man. Gu Laosan often laughed out loud while squatting on the toilet.

But I didn't expect that after less than two days of peace at home, my grandma suddenly and inexplicably urged me to get married.

Wang Ping roughly guessed it. Just last night, a girl in a village had just given birth to a baby. He had heard about it from the big mouth of old man Sheng when he followed Dahei and Wolf Xiaosi up the mountain in the morning. Grandma must be a little envious at this moment.

"Alas!" Grandma suddenly sighed and said quietly, "I don't know if I will be lucky enough to have a great-grandson!"

Looking at Gu Laosan's embarrassed face, Wang Ping felt gloating, but before he could laugh, the comb suddenly went back from his forehead, pulling his eyes into a " " shape.

Grandma was annoyed that he was running around on the island and said that he might get lice. As a result, she pulled him over and pressed him against her legs to comb his hair whenever she had free time. I don't know if it was an illusion, but when Wang Ping woke up in the morning, he felt that his hair had become thinner.

As usual, Xiao Si, the wolf whose small body has grown a lot, lay in front of his grandmother, wagging his tail and looking at the badger with envy on his wolf face.

Wang Ping sighed. This thing must have been completely turned into a dog... Emmm, I don't know when I can ride it out.

At this time, grandma continued, "By the way, no one here raises badgers. What if Huanhuan goes into heat?"

Wang Ping's body stiffened, and now it was Gu Laosan who was gloating.

"Hehe, it's okay, grandma. I can ask someone to help him find a female honey badger!" said Gu Laosan with a smile.

"Fuck, how dare you!" Wang Ping stood up and was about to show his teeth to someone, but suddenly his grandma came down with a comb, pulling out his teeth.

"ha… "

Just as Gu Lang laughed, a phone rang beside him. Someone hurriedly put the bowl aside and took out his cell phone from his pocket. It was Han Daxia calling.

"Hello, Brother Han, how come you have time to call me?" Gu Lang had just said this after answering the phone when Wang Ping pricked up his ears.

Han Da Xia called Gu Lang? Hasn't this guy given up yet

"Gu Lang, have you got your visa? Do you need my help?" The voice of Han Daxia came from the phone, and Gu Laosan and a badger were both confused.

"Visa? What visa?" Gu Lang asked blankly.

"What the hell? You forgot about this?" Han Daxia was obviously jumping up and down, his tone became anxious, and he angrily said: "Brother, can you be more reliable? It was you who insisted on going with me. I changed the itinerary, and you actually forgot!?"

"Emm..." Gu Laosan frowned and thought for a while, then smiled into the phone: "Brother Han, look at what you said, I haven't forgotten it! By the way, repeat what we said at that time, let me see if you have forgotten it!"

Han Daxia: …

The badger's little ears moved, as if it heard the sound of someone falling coming from Gu Laosan's cell phone.

After a long while, I didn't know what Han Da Xia said on the other side, but I saw Gu Laosan's mouth opening wider and wider, and the look in his eyes when he looked at grandma suddenly became guilty.

After a long time, someone hung up the phone and wanted to say something hesitantly, but when he saw grandma's teasing eyes, he held it back.

After thinking about it, Gu Laosan decided to finish his noodles first. He turned around and reached out to pick up the bowl on the ground, but he touched Wolf Xiaosi's head instead.

“Ah~”

The wolf cub shook his head in dissatisfaction, left an empty bowl that had been licked clean, and ran back to his grandmother, wagging his tail and lying down.