Wang Ping swore that if Wang An had not followed him, he would have beaten Gu Laosan to death the moment he left the club door.
Damn it, I treat you as a brother, but you actually have your eyes on my sister
But right now, a certain badger's greater resentment comes from his own sister.
Sitting in the back seat of the Wrangler, Wang Ping looked with twitching eyes at Wang An, who was sitting in the passenger seat that originally belonged to him and was directing someone to turn left and right, and he kept muttering to himself.
"ugly?"
Looking up at the rearview mirror in the front row, he saw the furry ball leaning against the back of the seat in the mirror, and the badger's little face wrinkled.
"Is he really that ugly? When I was live streaming before, the girls on the barrage praised me for being cute..."
He pulled his mouth towards the rearview mirror, revealing a few sharp white teeth, and then raised his claws to pull the white hair on the top of his head, and even pulled his own furry face twice. The badger's claws suddenly paused: "Emm... Are the girls talking about ugly cute?"
I don’t know where Gu Laosan’s mysterious self-confidence comes from. Anyway, from an observer’s perspective, Wang Ping always feels that this guy is mostly self-indulgent.
Because after following the Wrangler in countless circles, a badger saw the name of a restaurant outside the car window and almost laughed out loud. Gu Laosan would never have thought that the first time he invited Wang An to dinner, the other party would take him to eat hairy crabs.
Put yourself in Wang Ping's shoes. If she were a girl, she would never choose such a place that exposes her eating habits if she really wanted to be in front of the man she likes.
At someone's strong request (hint), the waiter reluctantly arranged a private room for the two of them, then pointed at Wang Ping with a dark face and said that if the pet was pooped in the private room, he would have to pay compensation, etc. Before the badger showed its claws and hit someone, it was hurriedly driven away by Gu Laosan.
"hey-hey!"
After sending the waiter away, Gu Laosan turned around and closed the door of the private room, rubbing his hands and grinning. He moved a chair and wanted to sit next to Wang An, but before he could get close, Wang An stood up first, holding two small plates and asked, "I'll get the dipping sauce, what flavor do you want?"
"Hey, sit down, I'll go!"
Gu Lang hurriedly and attentively took the plate, turned around and walked out.
Wang An shouted behind him, "Give me a dish of vinegar, with lots of mashed garlic! And some garlic!"
"Okay, okay!" Gu Laosan responded hurriedly.
"Tsk tsk~" Wang Ping was sitting on a chair near the inside, smiling at Gu Lao San who was leaving, shaking his head and sighing. This idiot, the girl has already ordered garlic, and he is still so pretty!
Turning his head to look at Wang An, Wang Ping thought to himself, come to think of it, this girl is old enough to fall in love.
"Look at what, you ugly bastard!"
Wang An was still wearing the same outfit, but he was wearing a sports suit on the outside. He was drinking tea by himself, and when he saw a badger looking over, he glared at him.
"What the hell? Let's not even tell you that I'm your brother. Let's just say, did I provoke you? You call me ugly as soon as we meet!" A badger bared his teeth, rolled up his claws, and prepared for a fight.
This was a deep-rooted habit between the siblings, and it was rare for them to meet for more than ten minutes without fighting.
But just as he jumped onto the table, Wang Ping suddenly realized that it was not the right time to be at home. He was a badger. Not to mention whether he could beat this girl, he had no reason to do it.
Just at this moment, Gu Laosan opened the door of the private room and walked in with two plates. The badger thought he had found a step down and turned around to jump back onto the chair.
“Ah~”
Wang An frowned, pointed at a badger with his chin in disgust and said to Gu Laosan: "Your pet is really unruly! You dare to run onto the table when eating. If this was my little honey, I would have slapped it a long time ago!"
"What the hell?"
Wang Ping had already taken one foot out, and was about to turn back when he heard the voice, but his feet were empty and he fell down, landing under the chair with a thump.
"Well… "
Gu Laosan hesitated for a moment, and just when the badger thought he would say "This is my boss, not my pet", Gu Laosan's flattering voice rang out: "I'll teach him a lesson later! Don't be angry!"
A badger who had just climbed up from under the table scratched his face and said, "Gu Lao San, can you have some moral integrity..."
"never mind… "
Wang An waved his hands and frowned slightly.
In fact, she was also secretly surprised. Even if she was not so proud of small animals, she would not be so cold to a badger she just met. But for some reason, she didn't like the one brought by Gu Laosan, and she couldn't help but say something to it.
She even suppressed the urge to take action. After all, the badger hadn't offended her, so she couldn't just beat him up for no reason, right
This feeling... Wang An recalled it and it seemed that it only appeared when facing an unscrupulous brother.
"How strange..." the little girl muttered to herself, "I actually felt the same disgusting feeling from a badger as I did from that stinky old man."
"Xiao Mi?" Gu Lao San put down the dishes, moved a chair and quietly approached Wang An, asking, "Do you like to keep pets, too?"
Seeing that Wang An was indifferent to him sitting next to her, a salted fish secretly praised his own wit. While diverting attention, he also found a common topic. It seems that raising pets is a good topic, and the little girl will definitely like it.
"Bang!"
"If you hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten!"
Wang An slammed the table, scaring Gu Laosan next to him and a badger who had just climbed back into his chair. Then she reached into her coat pocket and took out a furry thing.
"Look, this is Xiao Mi, my sugar glider. Isn't it pretty?"
Wang An was holding a thing in his hand that was not even as big as a mouse, and at first glance it looked like a mouse.
only…
Gu Laosan pursed his lips and looked at the lump with strange eyes, as if something was wrong.
"Um..." A salted fish asked cautiously: "Why isn't it moving? Is it asleep?"
"Um?"
Hearing this, Wang An reached out and poked it. Feeling the stiffness and temperature, his face darkened. "Why is it dead again? Damn! This broken thing is really hard to raise!"
Wang Ping and Gu Laosan only felt a row of black lines on their heads, and Wang Ping had an expression that said "Just as I expected".
This meal was not a happy one for both the host and the guests. To Wang An, it was just a meal. However, Gu Lao San did not realize it at all and was very happy on the way back.
"This silly child is hopeless!"
Wang Ping looked at the cardboard box on the back seat, feeling a bit amused. He really didn't know whether he should beat up the lazy guy for trying to hit on his girl, or comfort the guy who had been given the nice guy card but still didn't realize it.
Because they talked about going to the desert to do a live broadcast, on the way back, there was an extra portable solar charger in the back seat of the Wrangler. As usual, it was a "famous brand" bought from Wang An. So much so that a badger suspected that Wang An agreed to have dinner with him just to facilitate product sales.
There are two bloodstains on the hand of a salted fish holding the steering wheel, which are covered with medicine. This is when he was scratched while helping the nurse catch a badger during an injection at the pet hospital. But at this moment, someone has a smile on his face, and often laughs out loud while driving.
"Hey, Boss, my guess was right, she really likes me!"
"What?"
Wang Ping turned his head away in confusion, his heart beating wildly.
"Could this child have been overwhelmed and gone mad?"
"Look, she is so natural when she is with me, not pretentious at all, just like a family member." Gu Lao San said happily, "And when she heard that I was going to the desert, she immediately recommended this solar charger to me, which shows that she cares about me and is afraid that I might have problems with the equipment halfway. This is so obvious!"
"It's really too obvious!"
A badger shook his head and sighed: "You are so obviously stupid, damn, no wonder Wang An only pitted you!"