Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 280: Marketing genius

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“Knock, knock, knock!”

In Jeddah, outside a suite on the top floor of the Accor Hotel, a brown-haired woman in a tight leather jacket was knocking on the closed door in front of her.

Seeing the peephole on the door darken, the girl took a step back, fully displaying her beautiful figure in front of the peephole, her flaming red lips curled up, and a pair of dimples appeared on her face.

“Click~”

The door opened, and a handsome man in a bathrobe looked at the girl outside the door, then tilted his head towards the room: "e in!"

As the girl came in and walked towards the sofa outside the suite, the man closed the door, turned around, rubbed his hands and said in English with a smile: "Baby, I've been waiting for you! It's so hard to find a woman in this damn place of yours..."

Before the man could finish his words, a large pillow flew towards him.

The man was stunned for a moment, and just as he raised his hand to catch the pillow, a pair of size 36 high heels followed closely and kicked him in the face through the pillow.

"Fuck..."

With blood spurting out of his nose, the man backed away and leaned against the door. Before he could make any move, he heard a "whoosh" sound next to his ear and a paratrooper knife pierced the door right next to his ear.

"Wow~" The confused man suddenly calmed down, threw away the pillow, raised his hand to wipe the blood from his nose, looked at the woman approaching and smiled: "It's not polite to disturb other people's good things."

"You have a wide network of contacts! You have connections with everyone in the Lei Mo family!"

The woman approached with a cold face. Because of her excessive movements, a necklace with three wolf teeth appeared from her neck, flashing a cold light.

"Who allowed you to interfere with my plans?"

"Tsk~"

The man didn't say anything, but tilted his head to look at the flawless face in front of him, and said with a click of the tongue: "You never used to carry something that could easily expose your identity. What? It was given to you by your lover, so you can't bear to part with it?"

Yuan Xiaoxiao raised her hand and pulled out the paratrooper knife stuck in the door. Without hesitation, she stabbed the man in the lower body with her backhand.

"No..."

The man almost popped his eyes out and screamed in fear.

The paratrooper's knife, attached to some unspeakable object, pierced through his pajamas and stuck into the door. One of the little brothers instantly shrank back in fear, not daring to move.

"Before asking questions, it's best to answer other people's questions first. That's polite!" Yuan Xiaoxiao snorted coldly.

"Ok~ Can you take it away first?"

The man raised his hands high, tensed his muscles, and seeing that Yuan Xiaoxiao was indifferent, he said helplessly: "I just want to help you..."

Feeling that the paratrooper knife under him not only did not withdraw, but instead stuck to a certain place, the man hurriedly shouted: "OK, OK! It's the boss's idea! He asked me to come here to replace you, and it was because I begged for you that we became partners!"

“Swish!”

The knife was pulled out and hidden in the sleeve. Yuan Xiaoxiao looked cold and glared at the man, sneering: "What a joke! Why do you want to replace me?"

"Well..."

The man shrugged, wiped his nosebleed, walked past Yuan Xiaoxiao, sat down on the sofa, poured a glass of red wine and took a sip, then continued: "Except for you, your team was wiped out, the Snow Region Golden Eagle King turned into an ordinary golden eagle, and the buyer suddenly changed. Why do you think so?"

"I have reported this matter to my boss, and he agreed!" Yuan Xiaoxiao frowned.

"Shirley!"

The man raised his hand to interrupt Yuan Xiaoxiao's words, sighed and said: "You know the boss. If he is suspicious, no matter how you explain, it will be useless!"

"So, this is why you changed my plan and let the Lei Mo family take the initiative to come forward?" Yuan Xiaoxiao's eyes were murderous, but because of the obstruction of contact lenses, it was not clear: "Skanner, if you want to die, it's up to you, but don't drag me into it!"

Early the next morning, because the badger's biological clock was suddenly disrupted, it looked a little listless and had no energy to do anything.

In the hotel room, a salty fish opened his mouth, looked at the serious Han Da Xia opposite him, took a breath and said: "Walking? Brother, you are not serious, right? We are going to the desert, at least you can let me rent a camel!"

"It's just called a desert, but it's not really a desert. It's just a semi-desertified Gobi."

Han Daxia completely ignored the dissatisfaction of a salted fish. He held a tablet in his hand, pointed to the route map and said: "After breakfast, we will take a bus to Yadma, and then officially set out into the Bukhari Desert and head southwest towards Kabash.

If nothing goes wrong, the trip will be over in 5 days. Then you can go directly to Jizan and take your son to go diving.”

"It will take 5 days..."

Gu Laosan smacked his lips, looking reluctant, and looked up at someone's careful suggestion: "Since we are in the Gobi Desert, why don't we rent a car?"

"I agree!"

A badger jumped onto a cabinet and nodded wildly.

"How dare you think of this fucking way of walking! You don't even consider other people's feelings! Can I walk a long way with my legs like this?"

"You two..."

Glancing at the slightly protruding belly of a salted fish and the round belly under a badger T-shirt, Han Daxia shook his head and smiled bitterly. He still thought too simply. It was true that Gu Laosan was easy to fool, but laziness was really not something that could be solved by fooling around.

"Okay!" Han Daxia sighed: "Let's rent two camels..."

In Riyadh, there is a special camel trading market, which is easy to find.

However, most of the camels here are dromedaries, which look very similar to alpacas and are very funny to ride on. People sitting on the back of the camel's hump give people the feeling that they will fall off at any time.

He waited all the way to Yadma and watched the delivery man lead the camel off the car. Han Daxia's face turned black and he kept shaking his head and lamenting someone's squandering.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you looking so gloomy all the way?"

Gu Laosan patted Han Daxia's shoulder with a smile and said, "We are about to start the show, so be happy!"

Then he shook his head and said, "I can't believe that renting a camel is more complicated than renting a car. You also have to hire a guide!"

"so?"

Han Daxia frowned and pointed at the three camels, two large and one small, that were led aside, and said angrily, "Is this why you bought three camels? What? Are you planning to take them back to your country to raise them?"

"Oh! If you don't bring a guide, they won't rent it. What can I do?" Gu Lao San spread his hands and said, "Besides, if there is a seller, there is a buyer. When we get there, we can just find a place to sell it at the original price! We can even save on rent!"

"You are really a marketing genius!" Han Da Xia pointed at the little camel speechlessly and said, "Even so, what about this little one? Don't tell me there is a discount promotion, buy two get one free!"

"Oh, this isn't it!" Gu Lao San waved his hand: "This small one is only $300, I bought it for my eldest brother to ride on!"

At this time, a cell phone suddenly rang in Han Daxia's trouser pocket. Someone frowned, but stopped arguing with Gu Lao San and turned to read the received message.

Facing the sun, a line of small words appeared on the screen of the satellite phone: "The buyer has appeared and is on the way." Followed by a string of coordinates.

Han Daxia's expression changed slightly, but only for a moment. When he turned around again, he had calmed down and said calmly: "Forget it, we've already bought it, shall we set off now?"

"Why are you in such a hurry? It's almost noon. Why don't you eat first?" A certain lazy guy turned around and looked at the small town behind him and said.

Behind him, there was doubt on Han Da Xia's face, and he frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.

On the pile of luggage next to the three camels, a badger was carrying a bag of beef jerky and looking at Han Da Xia with a playful expression. It was like a mantis stalking a cicada, unaware of the oriole behind.