Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 283: What are you doing with a teapot?

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No one answered Han Daxia's doubts.

Or maybe there was no need for an answer at all, it was just that his subconscious mind and outlook on life refused to acknowledge the answer he had just heard.

In less than 5 minutes, the "water truck" as someone called it had arrived.

Seeing Gu Laosan running to shake hands with the bearded driver who got off the car, and then taking out a box of bottled mineral water from the back car, Han Daxia's eyelids twitched, and he hesitated for a long time, not knowing what to say.

But now I can figure out what the message Gu Lang sent out in a hurry was. He was basically telling the water delivery guy that he could leave and send him the location at the same time.

It also explains why he kept doing what he wanted despite his repeated requests to save water. He had already planned to order water and was confident. But Han didn't expect that someone would actually be willing to accompany him and drive to the desert to deliver water.

Gu Laosan himself did not expect that the other party would deliver the water within less than an hour after he sent the message, and he secretly sighed at the high efficiency of this side. A salted fish never thought that he had only traveled less than 70 kilometers in the afternoon, which was not enough for the other party to step on the accelerator.

Saudi Arabia itself is an oil country. Just like the Bu Khali Desert where the two people are now, the reason why they chose to cross it on the northwest side is not only because it is too dangerous to cross the central part, but also because the central and eastern deserts are full of oil fields.

From this, we can see what the oil prices in Saudi Arabia are like.

This also leads to the fact that there are not many cars in Saudi Arabia, but there are many vehicles. People here like to buy rugged off-road vehicles and habitually exceed the speed limit. As for fuel consumption, in the eyes of Saudis, this is probably the most unfamiliar word.

After waving goodbye to the delivery driver and watching the SUV go away at an even more exaggerated speed, Gu Lang turned around with a smile, pointed at the box of water under his feet and said to Han Da Xia, "How is it? I told you I have a solution, right?"

At this moment, Gu Laosan had an arrogant expression on his face, as if to say "I'm so smart" and "Praise me quickly". Suddenly, an extremely strange idea arose in Han Daxia's mind.

Perhaps, I made a bad move from the moment I approached this guy.

Although life is like a play, accidents always come unexpectedly. But Gu Laosan's life stage always gives people a sense of déjà vu of the Spring Festival Gala. Just after watching the serious national chorus, my heart was surging, and in the blink of an eye, the curtain was pulled down, and an absurd skit was performed for you.

After sorting out his feelings, Han Daxia let go of the thing he had been holding in his arms, shook his head and sighed, "I forgot that the drive from here to Yadma is not far. It's just the first time I heard that there is such a delivery service in Saudi Arabia."

"What the hell!"

Gu Laosan put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly: "I gave the supermarket owner 100 dollars as labor fee, and he agreed to deliver it to me!"

Han Daxia: …

Wang Ping: …

Spendthrift, spendthrift! $100 can buy 50 cases of water!

"6666, the third brother is still the best at playing"

"Yuxi, give the anchor a yacht x5..."

“This is the exotic version of same-city express delivery.”

"As a citizen of the Celestial Empire, I only just realized this now."

"A big cow pig gave the anchor 7 airplanes as a reward..."

"It turns out that money can buy you anything you want, even water in the desert"

"Please find out the psychological shadow area of Lao Han at this moment"

"Hero Han: I have it so hard. We agreed to survive in the desert, but you ordered takeout instead."

Faced with someone's strange expression, Wang Ping and Han Daxia covered their faces at the same time. It was really unbearable to watch.

Seeing that it was getting dark, Gu Laosan was discouraged for a while, then he carried the box of water to the sand dune, and did not continue to set up the tent, but ran to search among the pile of luggage.

Wang Ping held a bunch of scorpions in one paw and stroked the hair on his chin with the other paw, his badger face deep in thought.

"When Gu Laosan saw the sand dune, he hurried over to set up camp. Could it be that he wanted to do what grandma asked him to do..."

When the badger thought about what he might face if he didn't complete the task assigned by his grandma, he got a shock in his heart. He turned around and kicked Han Daxia in the calf, while handing over the scorpion.

"Hmm?... Wait a minute!"

At this moment, Hero Han was already so confused by Gu Laosan's series of magical operations that he almost took it with his hands when he saw something handed to him by a badger.

Fortunately, he reacted at the last minute and hurriedly ran to the luggage to get a paper bag to put it in. But when he turned around, he saw what Gu Lao San took out, and his face darkened.

"What are you doing with a teapot?"

"What else can a teapot be used for?" said a salted fish without even looking up: "Of course it's used to make tea!"

"… what?"

Old Han, who always looked like an old man from the alley, was forced to utter a sentence in English. He didn't even notice that a badger pinched his hand when putting scorpions into the bag.

Here, Gu Laosan was busy. He took out the box that grandma asked him to take and put it aside. He also took out a tripod from the luggage bag and took the tablet off his chest and attached it to it.

At this time, the badger who had stored the scorpions also ran to the back of the luggage and started looking for something, with an anxious look on his furry face.

"Boss, here I am!"

Gu Lang opened the box on the sand, took out something that looked like a piece of white cloth and threw it at a badger.

Han Daxia opened his mouth wide, looking at the man and the badger in front of him who seemed to be a little flustered, and his mind was completely shut down. In the paper bag in his hand, a scorpion slowly crawled to the edge, pointed at someone's finger, and poked forward fiercely with its tail.

“Ah~ Roar~!!”

Gu Laosan and Wang Ping turned around at the same time, watching Han Daxia jumping up and down and shaking his hands, shaking their heads and sighing. How could he still be so irritable when he was so old

In front of the camera, netizens were just as confused as Han Daxia, and were bewildered by the behavior of Gu Xianyu and a badger. Especially Gu Lang's answer to Han Daxia, "making tea", was even more confusing. What's the meaning of this rhythm of making tea when there is a disagreement

Just at this moment, Wang Ping, who had changed his clothes behind the luggage, came out shyly, and pulled the hem of his clothes awkwardly.

When Wang Ping left Riyadh, he was still wearing the black T-shirt that he rarely changed. This was a bit like Old Han, both of them were the type who didn't care about their appearance and just went with the flow. But the badger's look was eye-catching.

It was a pure white windbreaker similar to a training suit, with a small decorative belt around the waist. However, there was a strange logo on the chest, with a few bamboo leaves surrounding three ancient Chinese characters, but it was too far away to see clearly.

As the badger walked in front of Gu Lang, he saw someone take out a tray from the box and put it on the ground, followed by a teapot, tea bowls, tea strainer, covered bowl, etc., and then he took out a bucket of tea in a gift box and placed it with the trademark facing outwards towards the camera.

Now someone noticed that the trademark on the tea barrel was exactly the same as the pattern on the clothes of a badger squatting next to the tray.

Halfway through the live broadcast, there was a sudden sense of déjà vu when an advertisement was suddenly interrupted, making the netizens in the live broadcast room feel like something big was about to happen.

But at this moment, Gu Lao San, who was about to open the tea bucket, suddenly paused, slapped his thigh in annoyance and said, "Damn! I forgot to boil water!"