After determining that someone was just fooling around, Han Daxia no longer had any thoughts of investigating further.
He rolled up the paper bag and pressed it down with a stone, then took out the first aid kit that he had bought less than ten hours ago from his luggage. Someone first took two anti-inflammatory pills, and then disinfected and bandaged the finger that was stung by the scorpion.
After finishing his work with his fingers, Han Daxia avoided the place where quicksand might pass in front of the sand dunes, picked up a relatively hard ground, took the engineer shovel thrown aside by someone and began to level it, preparing to set up the tent.
The sky at this time looked like a layer of blue-black filter was added in front of the camera, giving it a retro tone.
In the open space in front of the sand dunes, a bonfire had been lit. A small pot less than 30 centimeters long was hanging under the steel bonfire rack, and the water inside had begun to boil.
Gu Laosan initially planned to buy some solid alcohol as fuel in case he couldn't find dry firewood in the desert. But later, Han Daxia forced him to learn about it and he realized that in Saudi Arabia, you can buy gasoline at will, but it's best not to mention the word "alcohol".
As for the problem of collecting firewood, after arriving here, Gu Laosan was no longer worried when he saw the large patches of camel thorn or tamarisks that were so dry that even botanists could not recognize them not far away.
Without waiting for the water to boil, Gu Lang took the pot down with a hook and put it aside, then greeted Han the Great Warrior with a warm face: "Old Han, stop busying yourself! Come here!"
"Um?"
Hero Han had already made up his mind, for the sake of his own values, not to get involved in someone's nonsense, but he didn't expect that even though his presence was so low, someone still hadn't forgotten him.
"Hurry up! We're waiting for you!" Gu Laosan urged impatiently.
He sighed, came to Gu Lang's left side and sat cross-legged on the sand, raised his head to glance at a badger that had been squatting there obediently and motionless since the beginning, and without waiting to ask, Gu Lang suddenly came over and whispered a few words in his ear.
Wang Ping looked at Han Da Xia opposite him and suddenly opened his mouth with an expression as if he had seen a ghost. He was suddenly curious about what Gu Lao San said.
"Do you remember?"
It seemed that he had a lot to say. After Gu Laosan finished speaking, he asked another question as if giving an instruction.
"Uh, remember... remember..." Hero Han pulled the corner of his mouth, but his expression was not smiling, but he looked like he wanted to cry.
"Then let's get started!"
Gu Laosan clapped his hands, looked up at the sky, and suddenly took out his mobile phone, turned on the flashlight function, ran to put it on the tablet, and pointed it at this side like a searchlight.
Hero Han squinted his eyes subconsciously, feeling that the light was making his face feel hot.
"It's started, it's started"
"I want to see what kind of medicine Gu Laosan has hidden in his gourd."
"You are so mysterious, have you learned any secret recipe?"
“I suddenly have a bad feeling.”
Regardless of the reaction in the live broadcast room, Gu Laosan ran back and sat down, then started talking to himself.
"It is best to use boiling water at 85° to 90° for this green tea. However, I chose Shengjiawu high-quality green tea, and the temperature is best between 75° and 85°. If the water is too hot, it will ruin the taste of the tea."
"Well... yes, yes!" Hero Han nodded with a constipated look on his face, but he turned his face slightly to face Gu Lang while speaking, obviously shy to appear on camera.
A badger almost laughed out loud and quickly raised his paw to cover his little mouth.
As Gu Laosan was talking, his men skillfully opened the tea bucket, scooped a spoonful of tea leaves with a tea spoon and put it into the small teapot on the tray. Then he held the tea bucket and gestured to the camera.
“Emm…why does it feel like an ad?”
"Damn, this is clearly an advertisement!"
"It's a bit stiff..."
"Making green tea in the desert, are you serious, brother?"
"So, this thing is basically an advertisement, right?"
In the live broadcast room, fans who saw this scene began to complain. If the badger had not been sitting there obediently, I'm afraid someone would have cursed.
Gu Laosan was still busy here, first carefully filling half of the teapot with water with a spoon, and then without waiting, he poured it directly into the covered bowl with a tea strainer on the side. Then he picked up the covered bowl and poured it into the three small tea bowls.
Han Daxia looked at the three tea bowls that were clearly full, but someone was still pouring more. The light green tea overflowed from the tea bowls and flowed all over the tray. He wanted to remind him, but when he thought of the guy's instructions just now, he opened his mouth and closed it again.
When the tea bowl was empty, Gu Lang reached out and picked up a cup. Han Daxia followed suit and was about to reach out his hand, but he saw someone raise his hand and pour the cup of tea out directly.
Wang Ping sat still without even lifting his paws. When I was at home, I always watched my grandma make tea, even if she was outside the door... Badger, I always knew that I didn't want to drink the first cup.
"What's the term?" A badger scratched the fur under his ear, unable to remember.
Gu Laosan poured out the other two cups while explaining to everyone in the live studio, making it look like he was teaching people how to make tea. If it weren't for the huge sand dune in the background, maybe someone would have believed it.
It was not until Gu Lang made the second brew and took a shallow sip of the tea in the tea bowl that he stretched out his hand and gestured, saying in a rather serious tone: "Tea, please!"
Seeing someone so serious, Han Daxia subconsciously straightened his back and picked up the tea bowl with both hands. Just as he was about to drink it all, he saw a badger opposite him holding the tea bowl with one paw and flapping the other paw over the tea bowl towards his nose a few times, then his furry face had an intoxicated expression and his eyes narrowed.
"Emm...￣3￣"
Hero Han raised his eyebrows slightly, thought about it, and then imitated a badger and fanned his nose twice.
A fragrance similar to that of Artemisia annua wafted into his nose. It was the first time that Han Daxia knew that green tea smelled like this. He subconsciously moved the tea bowl closer to smell it, and a wave of hot air rushed into his nostrils, almost choking him to death.
At this time, a badger on the opposite side had already drunk up the tea, and then Xiaomao smacked his lips and made a "hissing" sound, seeming extremely satisfied.
Hero Han rolled his eyes and cursed himself for learning how to drink tea from a badger. It was such an insult to the identity of a human being. Then he imitated the badger and drank the tea in the tea bowl in one gulp.
"Tsk tsk~! Great tea!"
Originally, he felt unhappy about being someone's agent, but Han Daxia couldn't help but blurt out this compliment.
It tastes slightly bitter at first, but after it goes down the throat, it becomes sweet. It's hot tea, but after drinking it, it gives you a refreshing feeling. It's not that Han Daxia has never drunk tea before, but with this comparison, he is embarrassed to mention his previous method of drinking tea that was given to him by others, just throwing it into the cup and steeping it for eternity.
Unfortunately, although Han Da Xia shouted this with sincerity, no one in the live broadcast room paid any attention to him at all. Instead, they all stared at a certain badger.
"Boss, your show is over."
"The performance is serious and a bit exaggerated"
"Ahh, so cute."
“So cute!”
"Since the boss is working so hard, I will accept this even if it is really an advertisement."
"The boss's expression is so cool."
“Is it really that delicious?”
“Animals don’t lie.”
At this time, Gu Lang also put down the tea bowl and smiled at Han Da Xia: "How is it?"
"Well, it's good tea!" Hero Han nodded sincerely.
"Of course! Our Shengjiawu Green Tea uses... (2000 words omitted)" Gu Laosan said proudly, completely ignoring Han Daxia's increasingly constipated expression.
A badger laughed secretly, touched the covered bowl with his little paw, and refilled his cup.
Gu Lao San didn't finish talking until Wang Ping had poured the third cup. He took a breath and winked at someone.
Han Daxia opened his mouth again and again. Under the expectant gaze of Gu Laosan and the curious gaze of a certain badger, he finally made up his mind, pinched his thigh tightly with one hand, and turned to the direction of the camera without looking at the certain person, and asked with a frown: "So, where can I buy it?"
"Puff! ...Crack, crack, crack..."
The tea that Wang Ping had just drunk was instantly sprayed out, and then he could no longer hold it in and fell on the sand laughing.