"Kacha! Kacha! Director, the actors are laughing!"
"Boss Ping: What kind of bullshit line is this?"
"Old Han, are you serious?"
"I believed your lies, it really is an advertisement"
"However much money Shengjiawu gives you, I, the Monkey King, will give you double!"
"Third brother has also fallen, and has started to accept advertisements"
"Scrappy anchor, when I contacted you before, you said you didn't accept advertising, but you're being slapped in the face so quickly."
As Han Daxia finished speaking, the comments became chaotic. Along with the "ka-ka" laughter of a badger, Gu Laosan shook his head and said seriously: "Brother Han, you are too polite. This tea is my family property. If you like it, I will give you two kilograms when I get back!"
"Does Mr. Gu's family sell tea?"
"I remember someone broke the news online, saying that my third brother has a tea plantation at home."
"6666, the tea mountain is amazing"
"The cute god gave the anchor a super rocket x9..."
"No problem, brother, I'll order ten kilograms of your tea."
"I want to hug your thighs upstairs"
With the popularity of the previous episode, several anchors frequently appeared on the hot search list, and their identities were naturally exposed by netizens. For example, Gu Laosan's family was a big tea merchant, which was not a secret at all. It was just that no one thought about it at the time.
However, up to now, no one has revealed that Mr. Han has any special identity, and no one has dug deeper, as if he has been deliberately ignored.
However, at this time, the more someone wants to keep a low profile, the more people will prevent him from keeping a low profile.
After Gu Lao San repeatedly signaled with his eyes, Han Da Xia bit his two rows of white teeth again and again, holding his knee tightly with one hand, and shouted fiercely to the camera: "No! This tea is so good, I can't enjoy it alone! I have to buy some for my relatives and friends to taste! Tell me where I can buy genuine good tea!"
"Oh, that's good!"
Gu Laosan raised his eyebrows, sighed, and then gave the address of an online store. He also "inadvertently" revealed that if Han Daxia's relatives or friends wanted to be agents and dealers, they could also call a certain number and give him a discount because of their friendship.
Wang Ping was already laughing so hard that he was out of breath. He just collapsed on the sand, as if he had been struck by "smiling insanity" and his little body twitched from time to time.
After resisting the urge to hit someone and cooperating with Gu Laosan to finish this embarrassing advertisement, Han Daxia couldn't bear it any longer, jumped up and ran outside the camera to rub his stiff face.
Although it seems like he is relieved now, Han Da Xia could never have imagined that in less than 10 hours, when the Chinese Golden Rooster crows, he will be on the hot search list along with "the most embarrassing advertisement in history."
Originally, Gu Laosan wanted to finish the tea, but the phone he used as a searchlight suddenly emitted a strange WeChat notification sound, which seemed to have a separate ringtone. Gu Laosan jumped up as if he had received an electric shock and ran to pick up the phone, then he just kept laughing.
The badger who had just calmed down thought of a possibility and his face suddenly darkened. Seeing that there were tea sets in front of him, he walked to the other side and kicked Han Daxia.
"Why did you kick me?" Old Han looked completely confused.
"You're blocking the road!" a badger bared its teeth.
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As the light from the phone faded, the scene in front of the camera became dim again. However, relying on the solar charger he brought with him this time, Gu Lang was not in a hurry to end the broadcast. He left the tablet next to the fire, facing a badger roasting scorpions, and ran to set up a tent with Han Daxia.
At this moment, Wang Ping grabbed the paper bag that Han Daxia used to hold the scorpions, and strung the two still-living scorpions horizontally onto a thin iron skewer. However, looking at the bottles and jars around him, his shoulders slumped and he sighed.
The iron skewers and these seasonings were all bought by Han Da Xia after Gu Lao San forced him to do so.
According to him, although it is unlikely to have barbecue in the desert, if there is a condition to eat, these are essential supplies. Even if you can't eat, don't worry, anyway, there are camels to carry it and it doesn't take up much space.
When the owner of the barbecue seasoning store heard that the two Chinese were going to have a barbecue in the desert, he immediately gave them a thumbs up and praised them for being more fun. Eating barbecue in the desert is really a great atmosphere.
Wang Ping didn't sigh because of the things that Xianyu brought. In fact, he was very supportive of bringing some seasonings. But now he looked at his little paws and felt a little entangled.
At first, the badger wanted to ask Han Daxia to roast it for him. Anyway, he has gained experience as a cook and doesn't mind doing it a few more times. If it doesn't work out, there is still Gu Laosan who can help.
But at the moment, both of them were busy and had no time to pay attention to him.
Wang Ping sighed and tried to unscrew the seasoning jar, while comforting himself in his heart: Forget it, setting up the tent is the real business.
In Hangzhou, there is a lake view villa area with beautiful scenery.
Dad and Mom Gu went to bed early. The moonlight filtered through the curtains into the bedroom, reflecting the swaying shadows of the trees outside the window. Accompanied by a sharp whistle-like snoring sound, the room seemed a bit eerie.
Just from the snoring, and the fact that Mama Gu and Baba Gu didn’t sleep in separate rooms, I knew they were definitely in love.
It was already midnight, and the two were sleeping soundly when a piercing cell phone ring suddenly sounded on the cabinet beside the bed. The two people woke up at the same time, looking drowsy and confused.
"Who's calling so late?" Mother Gu frowned and muttered, kicking Father Gu.
Dad Gu, who was sweating profusely, let out a long sigh, then picked up the phone on the bedside table with an impatient look on his face.
Although they were unhappy, neither of them had the habit of turning off their phones when they went to bed at night, for fear that some business partners might not be able to contact them and they might lose another order.
But at this moment, a strange number was displayed on the screen.
"Hello?" Dad Gu frowned and answered the phone.
"Hello, I came here to buy tea after hearing what Mr. Gu...Lang said!" A sweet female voice came from the microphone, which calmed down Mr. Gu's mood after waking up. But the content...
Dad Gu was a little confused. Why did his son suddenly want to sell tea? Could it be that his friend wanted to buy some
Thinking of the word "friend" and listening to the obviously young female voice on the microphone, Dad Gu suddenly became happy. He didn't care about the other party disturbing his sleep in the middle of the night, and responded to the other party's various questions with a smile.
After the other party hung up the phone in satisfaction, before Dad Gu could wake up Mom Gu and tell her his guess, the phone rang again.
This time it was another unfamiliar number, with the same young woman's voice, and she was also here to buy tea.
Dad Gu couldn't laugh anymore.
When the phone rang for the third time, before Dad Gu could answer it, a large pillow hit him on the head.
"Gu Bowen!"
Gu Ma stood up and yelled, "If you want to call, get out of here and call!"
"Tsk... it's all your precious son's fault..."
Dad Gu curled his lips and ran to the living room with his phone in his hand. As soon as he picked up the phone, it turned out to be another call to buy tea, and it was also a girl.
Wearing pajamas, squatting on the sofa in the living room, after receiving more than a dozen calls, Dad Gu sighed and cursed Gu Lang for being such a jerk. Just sell tea, but he actually left his father's phone number. Is there no phone number in your company, or do you think your father is too idle
Now that this guy has gone out and is having fun, his dad has been so busy answering phone calls that he is tired of his hands and can't get any sleep. He is almost becoming a customer service representative of Taobao.
In fact, these fans who called really thought that the mobile phone number that Gu Lang reported in the live broadcast room was a customer service number. After all, even the die-hard fans who knew Gu Lao San's character best would not have thought that this guy would openly report his father's phone number during the live broadcast.
“What a bummer!”
A sad sigh came from a middle-aged man in the living room.