Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 288: The magical effect of tea [Sausage Uncle] Ten thousand rewards plus more

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Until the time of departure after breakfast, Han Daxia was yawning and looked pale. Under the concern of a salty fish, he lied that he did not sleep well at night.

Walking around the sand dune where they were camping, under the shining of the rising sun, both the two people and the badger squinted their eyes subconsciously. The endless yellow sand in front of them became more and more dazzling under the shining of the sun. I am afraid that if I walk in this desert for a day, my eyes will be blinded.

Unlike the few people who were afraid to see it, the calm camel with a furry face was leisurely strolling on the sand slope, showing a sense of not being happy with things or sad with oneself. Gu Laosan and Han Daxia, who were sitting on the camel's back, almost reached into their pockets at the same time, took out the large windproof sunglasses they had prepared long ago and put them on their faces.

As soon as Gu Laosan put it on, he was hit in the face by a piece of beef jerky. Turning his head, he saw a badger standing on the baby camel's head and baring its teeth.

"Damn it, you two both have sunglasses, what should I do?"

Under the feet of a badger, its small feet stepped on the furry head of the little camel, forcing the little guy to lower his head. As a result, the position of the badger fluctuated, appearing in someone's sight for a while and disappearing again.

Seeing a certain lazy guy trying to hold back his laughter, Wang Ping lightly kicked a certain uncooperative little camel, turned around and slid down its long neck, then returned to the small cushion and continued to grin.

When it comes to the comfort of mounts, a certain badger's small camel can be called luxurious.

Gu Laosan and Han Daxia could only sit on the camel saddle behind the camel's hump, but the camel saddle under a certain badger was configured like a bed. In addition to armrests and a backrest, there was even a small sunshade curtain, like a mini princess bed.

Of course, because of the body shape, where there are advantages, there are naturally disadvantages.

With the size of Wang Ping's head, he would find children's sunglasses too big, except for the decorative glasses on the stuffed toys. Not to mention the professional windproof sunglasses that Gu Laosan wore, which were not available at all. But if he wore decorative glasses, the sand in the desert would definitely blow the badger's eyes blind.

Fortunately, Gu Xianyu was used to preparing double portions of everything, so when he saw the badger getting mad, he chuckled and took out another pair of glasses from his pocket. However, the shape was a bit different, like a diving mask with two sides connected together, and a rubber band on the back to cover the head.

The badger stretched out his paw to take the black goggles that someone handed over, and curled his lips. This is clearly a pair of windproof sunglasses cut in half and made with one of the lenses. It looks like a fucking helmet, not only is it ugly, but the two sides are also asymmetrical.

Unfortunately, there was no time to be picky at the moment. The badger sighed and put the extremely ugly goggles on his little head.

Just on the beam of the curtain above the badger's head, there is a rechargeable camera, which can take a single picture of the badger's "silent shadow".

As usual, there was no place for Gu Laosan in his live broadcast room. The main camera was aimed at the desert, and the secondary camera was always a badger. It could even be said that everyone came to see the badger, and the outdoor live broadcast was secondary.

"Little Lily gave the anchor 3 airplanes as a reward..."

"Damn Gu Lang, how long has it been since you bought Ping Ping new clothes?"

"Nancheng Youtiaoyu gave the anchor 5 rockets..."

"Nickname Purgatory Reward Anchor Yacht x6..."

"The director of the Moe Research Institute gave the anchor a super rocket x8..."

"I can customize a few sets of equipment for the boss, please send me a private message with the address."

"There is a rich man ahead, be careful to avoid him"

Hearing the tip sound, Gu Laosan took off the tablet on his chest, looked at the comments, and answered some questions. His body swayed with the camel's pace, and later he simply lay on the camel's hump and focused on the comments, not even looking at the road.

Anyway, there is sand everywhere under the feet, and the camel is not blind, so it will not walk into the ditch.

If it were usual, Han Daxia would have reminded him with a dark face. However, since morning, Han Daxia had been worried and distracted. At this moment, he didn't notice someone's condition at all.

Wang Ping knew why this was the case, and he was also curious about what valuable information Han Da Xia could get from Gu Lao San's phone. He kept his ears perked up, paying attention to what Han Da Xia was doing.

The two "adults" began to lose focus at this moment, and the team slowly took a random route and began to deviate to the east.

After all, if you simply rely on the camels to walk on their own, they will only follow the camel thorns and cacti all the way to the oasis, and they will not care whether you are going to Kabash or Najran. They will just head straight towards the heart of the desert.

Wang Ping didn't take it seriously at first, but when the light in front of him became more and more dazzling, he felt something was wrong. He endured it for a while, hoping that someone would come to his senses, but he saw that Han Daxia's head was nodding and he actually fell asleep on the camel.

"I say, can you two pay attention?"

Unwilling to throw away the beef jerky in his hand, the badger looked around and happened to see a piece of leather belt hanging down from the neck of the little camel in front of him. It was originally used to fasten things on the body, but because it was too long, it was thrown to the side along the neck.

A badger grabbed it in his paw and held it like a whip. He calculated the length, then pulled the reins towards Han Daxia's camel, and when the two camels were parallel, he swung the belt and whipped it.

“Bang!”

“Hiss…Ah~!”

As luck would have it, the whip hit the hand holding the reins of Han Da Xia. One of the swollen fingers was higher than the other fingers, so it was naturally the first to be whipped.

The sudden scream startled a certain person. He turned his head to look at Han Da Xia, who was howling and falling backwards on the sand. He had a confused look on his face and didn't notice what was happening at all.

"Hiss... Haha!"

Here, Han Da Xia got up from the ground, still jumping and shaking his hands. This was not like a normal beating, where the pain would last only for a moment. The swollen part of his finger was instantly burning, and it would take a long time for it to subside.

I finally endured the excruciating pain, raised my hand and took a look, and found that my fingers were more swollen than in the morning.

"What are you doing? Are you crazy?"

Looking at the "miserable state" of his fingers, Han Daxia raised his head and roared at a badger. He had just been awakened from his sleep and his face was full of anger.

"You still have the nerve to get angry with me?"

A badger stood on a cushion with his hands on his waist, holding a "whip" in one of his little paws, and pointing in the direction everyone was heading with the other.

Hero Han frowned and took a look. When his dazed eyes saw the sunlight shining towards him, his expression suddenly changed.

"Shit, how long have we been walking? We've strayed off course!"

Han Daxia turned around and complained to Gu Xianyu: "Why don't you keep an eye on it? If we get to the hinterland, the supplies we brought won't be enough to get us out!"

As he spoke, he pulled the camel to a stop, allowing him to climb onto its back. As a result, the hand pulling the reins felt a pain again, and Han couldn't help but frown and groan. After getting on the camel, he couldn't help but mutter, "It's strange, why is this finger getting worse? I've applied medicine several times and even taken anti-inflammatory drugs orally."

"Hmm, maybe you bought fake medicine..." Gu Laosan hadn't come back to his senses yet, and he spoke casually while pulling the reins to turn southwest.

"Impossible!" Han Daxia shook his head firmly and said, "These first aid kits are sold directly from the original manufacturer. It's just like the tea you sell. How could you fake your own products?"

"Emm...tea leaves..."

Gu Laosan suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at Han Daxia, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Didn't I tell you that drinking too much tea will reduce the effect of the medicine?"

Han Daxia: …

Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier? I drank for half the night yesterday! I'm afraid that not only will the effect of the medicine be reduced, but I will also suffer from insomnia, right