When Wang Ping heard that his original body was not dead but was still lying in the hospital, he completely forgot about the snake.
Now, not only Hero Han, but also a certain badger began to become worried.
In front of the two tents, Han Daxia and a badger sat in the shadows, staring at the ground in front of them, and it was obvious that their minds were no longer in the camp.
Han Daxia didn't take it to heart that his phone call was eavesdropped by a badger.
No matter how smart an animal is, it is still an animal. Even if it heard the entire conversation, Han Daxia didn't believe that it could really understand what it heard.
At this moment, he was struggling with another matter. That was how to make a certain salted fish give up this desert trip and return home honestly.
After all, this route is full of landmines. Han Daxia dares to go alone, but does not want to involve some insignificant person.
On one side of Gu Lang's tent, there was an unfolded solar panel facing the sun. Two data cables at the other end were connected to a tablet and a mobile phone.
Gu Laosan secretly regretted that he should have brought a small rechargeable fan earlier. Even if he didn't use it, he could still use it to blow some air for the eldest brother. Look at the badger, it's so hot in this damn weather that it's wilted.
Seeing that it seemed a bit boring to stay like this, the salted fish who had recovered rolled his eyes, stood up and ran to the place where the luggage was placed, and took out the box containing the tea set and the campfire stand. Anyway, it would be lunchtime soon, so why not set up the campfire first and make some tea while he was there.
Standing on the tripod on the side of the tent, the tablet was charging and taking pictures at the same time, and the barrage of comments suddenly increased.
"Seeing the actions of the third brother, I have a bad feeling"
“Make tea when there is a disagreement”
"It won't be what I thought it would be."
"Brother San, stop soaking. Look how much you've screwed Old Han. His hands are almost broken."
"I'll buy it, I'll buy it, isn't that okay?"
"Hey, I received the order I placed last night. It's the same tea as Third Brother's."
"Fuck, how come it's so fast?"
"Learn more about Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai"
"Woo woo, I have to wait another 2 days"
Here, the man and the badger were thinking about their own things and didn't pay attention to anyone else's actions. When the scent of tea wafted in front of them, half an hour had passed.
Wang Ping moved his numb legs and let out a long sigh.
Just now he had been thinking, since his "original body" was not dead, but just in a vegetative state, if he committed suicide, would his "original body" wake up
Of course, this is just a guess and it is difficult to confirm.
If I die and the other person is still asleep, it would be the biggest joke in history, and it would probably wake up God with laughter. There would be no room for regret at that time.
Of course, I would have been completely dead by then, and I wouldn’t have had any chance to experience the emotion of regret.
Suddenly, a small fragrant tea bowl was handed to him, and the badger subconsciously stretched out his paw to take it. The man in the next tent who was in a daze also subconsciously took it, forgetting that he had decided to "quit tea" before.
"It's over. Old Han has been tricked by Old Third Gu again."
"Who knows Lao Han's phone number? Please remind him immediately."
"Why do you have to remind me that I have to finish the tea I received even if I have to kneel down?"
"Uncle Sausage gave the anchor a gift of airplane x8..."
"Wait for Lao Han's wail"
"The third generation of online literature rewards anchor yacht x8..."
"Bang Debang rewarded the anchor with a yacht x6..."
The crowd of netizens in the live broadcast room were just there to watch the fun. Gu Xianyu didn't take Han Daxia's "minor injury" seriously. After handing over the tea, he picked up his own tea bowl and blew away the hot air.
On the screen, the man and the badger in front of the tent raised their tea bowls at the same time, drank them all, and then spit them out at the same time.
“Puff~!”
“Fuck!”
“It’s scalding me!”
"Pooh!"
"Ahh..."
A badger opened his mouth, stretched out his pink tongue, and fanned the air with his paws. After fanning a few times, he felt that the wind from his paws was too weak, so he grabbed a tea bowl and used it as a fan.
Han Daxia was also doing the same thing, but he only fanned twice before he remembered something and looked up at a salted fish and said angrily: "Why are you giving me tea again!"
"You picked it up yourself!"
Gu Laosan shrugged his shoulders and ignored the person with a dark face. He put down his tea bowl and fanned the tongue of the badger like a dog. He handed his own tea bowl over and said caringly, "Boss, drink mine. I've blown it cool for you!"
"You're smart!"
Wang Ping glared at him, then raised his paw to take the small tea bowl and began to sip it.
After all, he has a body of hair (fat), which makes him much hotter than these two guys. Now the badger is also thirsty.
When Gu Lang saw the badger take the tea, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time took an empty tea bowl and poured himself a cup.
While he was enjoying the hot air, the hero Han opposite him suddenly spoke hesitantly.
"Gu Lang... emmm, have you ever thought that live streaming in the desert is actually quite monotonous and far less interesting than live streaming in the mountains or on islands?"
"Huh? Your question... is quite profound!"
Gu Laosan was stunned when he heard this, and sat there holding the tea bowl, frowning and thinking.
"depth?"
Hero Han was also stunned, thinking, what depth is there? Isn’t the answer very obvious
A badger who was drinking tea silently on the side glanced at Han Daxia and sneered in his heart. You little bastard, you still want Gu Laosan to follow your script? I can't do it, who do you think you are
"I see!"
A salted fish suddenly put down his tea bowl, patted his thigh and said proudly: "The difference between the two lies in the natural opposition, and the highlight also lies in this natural opposition. Although there are many vegetation in the forest, the desert is a forbidden zone for life...blah blah..."
Han Daxia's eyes widened as he listened, not understanding how the topic had turned to the difference between the desert and the forest. And after Gu Laosan said that, live streaming in the desert was not only not boring, but also quite exciting
Old Han frowned, feeling a little tired. This was a solution he had thought about for a long time, but he was killed by the other party before he even started the topic.
Perhaps because he wasted too much saliva, Gu Laosan suddenly felt thirsty in the middle of his speech, so he drank the tea that was no longer hot. However, just as he put down the tea bowl, a little black paw came over with a small teapot and poured him another cup.
A certain salted fish was extremely surprised.
The boss poured himself some tea? What happened? The sun rose from the west
"Uh, thanks, boss!"
Gu Lao San hurriedly thanked me, and at the same time, he felt a sense of accomplishment and self-confidence. As expected, even the eldest brother thought what I said was good and took the initiative to pour me some tea.
Wang Ping did think that what he said was good, but not referring to the content, but compared to someone's black face.
Seeing that Han Da Xia looked constipated, a certain badger felt secretly happy.
"You deserve it! You were allowed to investigate, and you even dared to investigate my sister! You had nothing better to do than to bring this bastard to the desert!"
At the same time, he naturally became more and more pleased with the salted fish. Seeing that his tea bowl was empty, he poured him another cup.
Hearing Gu Laosan's thanks, a certain badger nodded calmly, with an air of pretentiousness of a hermit.
However, after drinking the "tea given by the boss", Gu Lang did not continue the previous topic. Instead, he suddenly coughed lightly, stood up and walked towards a person-high rock not far behind him, while one hand reached for his waistband.
“So they were going to release water…”
The badger withdrew his gaze and ignored it, lowering his head to sip the tea in the small teacup. But after only a few seconds, the little furry face suddenly raised up.
"Shit, I seem to have forgotten something important!"
Before the badger could remind him, Gu Lang behind the rock suddenly let out an "Ah!" and ran back screaming without even having time to tuck in his pants.