Just like the badger's previous behavior of releasing water, Gu Laosan also "fertilized" the weeds under the rocks in a mean way, and "rain and dew were evenly distributed".
However, as he was "touching" it, he saw something protruding from under the soil in a crack in the rock.
Then the small stream gradually moved upwards and rushed towards the crevice in the rock.
This spit was not a serious matter. Something suddenly shook in the crevice of the rock, and then a khaki viper with brown patterns jumped out and was spitted in the face by someone.
"Ah~ah"
Gu Laosan shuddered and immediately held back his urge to pee. He didn't care about the snake's reaction and ran back without even tying his belt, holding up his pants.
"There's a snake! Boss, there's a snake!! Lao Han, there's a snake!"
Seeing Gu Laosan jumping back, Wang Ping, who was about to remind him, hurriedly threw down the tea bowl, and Han Daxia also stood up and picked up the engineer shovel that was stuck on the side.
Gu Laosan was also lucky. The viper was originally going to attack the "murderer" who bit it, but at the moment it jumped out, Gu Laosan was very smart and bit it on the face, and then bit it back. This is how he narrowly avoided the next attack and ran back.
But at this moment, on the ground less than two meters behind someone, the viper chased out, leaving a wet snake-shaped trail behind it.
Snakes are generally afraid of humans and will not attack, but the premise is that you should not provoke them. The viper in front of me was obviously enraged, with a "pungent smell" all over its body, and it looked like it would never be satisfied until it killed the "murderer".
Hero Han stepped forward quickly, but someone was faster than him.
There was a "bang" sound and a tea bowl flew over and hit the viper right on the vital point.
Suddenly hit, the viper stopped chasing instantly, raised its head and spit out its tongue to look for the source of new attack.
Wang Ping took a step back and Han Da Xia took a step forward to look at the snake in front of them. The snake body was more than one meter long, with the scale pattern and head shape unique to vipers. But the traces on the ground...
At the same time, they looked at the person hiding behind them and pulling up their pants. Both the man and the badger were embarrassed. What the hell did you do to this snake
If I were the snake, I would kill him too!
At this moment, in the live broadcast room, all one could see was that the two men and the badger were facing a formidable enemy, but they could not see what specifically happened, and the barrage of comments was floating around on the screen.
Seeing that Hero Han was confronting the snake and ignoring him, Wang Ping thought for a moment, then quietly walked to the tripod, pinched the edge of the tablet and slightly turned it so that everyone could see it clearly.
He was not afraid that someone would jump out to question him. As he became smarter and smarter, everyone became accustomed to this kind of occasional spiritual operation.
However, just as he moved the tablet, accompanied by the exclamations of Gu Lang and Han Daxia, Wang Ping saw a shadow rushing towards him from behind on the screen in front of him, and then he felt a pain in his butt.
For Wang Ping, the feeling of being bitten by a snake is probably like having two syringes inserted into his body at the same time, and then injecting something into his body without his consent.
It is hard to say whether Wang Ping is afraid of snakes because the process of being bitten by a snake is too similar to getting an injection.
There was a pause of less than two seconds before Gu Lang watched with twitching eyelids as a certain badger suddenly went crazy as if it had just been given an injection in the hospital. It angrily pulled the viper that was biting his butt over and tore it into two pieces with its claws, then swung it like a whip and lashed it to the ground.
With the sound of "pa pa", after a few hits, the snake's head was beaten into a blurred mosaic.
But the badger seemed to be still unsatisfied, and ran to pick up a palm-sized stone. He pressed one claw on the still twisting snake body and smashed it down again and again with the stone.
In front of the tent, the only sounds were the "clang clang" of stones hitting the snake's body or the ground, and the mosaics constantly splashing.
“Gurgle…”
A certain salted fish and Han Daxia swallowed their saliva almost at the same time. When they heard the sound of each other swallowing, they looked at each other.
There were eyeballs jumping all over the place in the live broadcast room. Many people were shocked as it was the first time they saw the badger being so "bloodthirsty".
“Oh my god, that’s scary.”
"Has the boss been bitten?"
"It's the first time I see the boss like this, it's so scary"
“I’m a little scared to watch it.”
"Doesn't the flat-headed brother treat snakes as spicy snacks? This is almost like Lao Gan Ma."
"Why bite the flat-headed brother when you can bite anyone else? Now you are in trouble."
"Master Ping is mighty!"
"You should say that it's a good thing that it was the flat-headed fox that was bitten, the other two were not bitten."
Seeing that the snake was already dead, but the badger didn't stop, Gu Lang became worried and bravely approached and shouted, "Boss... Boss! Stop smashing it, it's already dead!"
Hearing Gu Lang's shout, Wang Ping gritted his teeth and hit it a few more times before stopping and standing up.
"Huff...Huff..."
The little Mao opened his mouth and panted, no one knew if he was angry or tired. The stone that his little paws were holding was covered with mosaics, and the tips of his paws were also stained with mosaics. Even Mao's face was splashed with indescribable liquid.
"It's collapsed!"
Throwing the stone away casually, the badger raised its paw, wiped its face with the back of its paw, turned around and was about to leave, then its body suddenly stopped.
After sniffing the scent on the paw lightly, the badger moved his eyes upwards to the worried face of Gu Laosan.
A certain salty fish suddenly had a bad feeling.
“Fuck!”
In the live broadcast room, before netizens could calm down and start discussing, they saw the Xianyu anchor who was originally walking towards a badger turned around and ran, and the badger immediately chased after him.
"Boss, I was wrong..."
"Let's talk it over nicely!"
"Can you please stop hitting me?"
"I didn't mean to bite it..."
"If you don't smash it, it will get... Ouch!"
Gu Lao San could guess why the badger suddenly wanted to beat him up. Considering the badger's obsessive-compulsive disorder, once he remembered that the snake had something on it, he would be beaten up sooner or later.
"…?"
Hero Han stood there in a daze, unable to keep up with the thinking pattern of this person and their pet.
He glanced at the two pieces of snake corpse on the ground, shook his head and cursed Gu Lao San for being so suicidal. At the same time, he secretly felt sorry that even if the badger had left half of the snake tail unsmashed, the snake meat was destined to be eaten by no one, no matter how clean it was washed.
After a while, Gu Laosan, who had run far away, came back on the sand. When they got closer, they saw the limp ball in his arms.
Hero Han was stunned. How could the poison take effect so quickly
Without waiting for a word, Gu Lang hurriedly went into the tent, pulled out a blanket, laid the badger flat on it, and ran to get the first aid kit, while calling out to Han Daxia: "Brother Han, can you help me see which one is the antidote?"
"Antidote?"
Han Daxia frowned and asked, "What poison do you want to cure? Don't you know that the flat-headed snake is immune to snake venom?"
"immunity?"
Someone who ran back with a first aid kit was stunned, then pointed at a badger and said, "Then why did he faint?"
"It's normal. It just takes time for the body to detoxify. It will wake up after a while!" Han Daxia said with a smile, "If you are worried, give it another shot of anti-toxin serum. It's in here! It's in the white plastic bottle with a needle."
"Okay!" Gu Lang nodded hurriedly.
However, when someone squatted beside Wang Ping and took out the serum and brought it closer, he couldn't help but look at the badger's little tail that was blocking in front of him.
"Emm..." The expression of a certain salted fish began to look strange.
It seems that I don’t know what to do at this time...