Arshan, Sea, Land and Air Pet Life Center.
The setting sun shone through the glass into a fish tank near the foyer, making the two little red fish swimming inside sparkle.
Yan Lili closed the iron gate after the courier left the yard, and ran back to the living room with a cardboard box in his hands.
Yan Lili is definitely one of the biggest fans of a certain badger. Naturally, when she saw the expression of a certain "cute" enjoying green tea on the screen, Yan Lili immediately placed an order and even asked for it to be expedited and air-shipped.
Back at the dining table in the living room, the little girl sat down to take a breath, took out a wallpaper knife from under the table and opened the cardboard box, while looking at the tablet on the table. But then she suddenly stopped moving, and looked at the picture on the screen with her mouth wide open.
On the screen standing in front of the tablet stand, the furry little body of a badger was lying on a messy blanket, with its eyes closed and motionless.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that there is another big hand, which is slowly approaching the little tail blocking his body in a somewhat obscene manner.
The live broadcast room of a certain Xianyu was already boiling with comments flashing so fast that it was hard to keep up. People who had not spoken for thousands of years began to show up, and the rewards were endless, and it seemed that they were about to refresh the record of rewards for new Douyu users.
"When it comes to courting death, I only admire Third Brother!"
"The mystery of the boss's gender is about to be revealed."
"Give the anchor nickname Purgatory 5 airplanes..."
"Nancheng Youtiaoyu gave the anchor 7 rockets as a reward..."
"Scrappy anchor, let go of that badger and let me take over!"
"The director of the Moe Research Institute gave the anchor a super rocket x12..."
"Fuck, I was so excited to see a badger's little bird that I couldn't sit still."
"Xiao Beiming Shabu-kun gave the anchor a super rocket x9..."
"Fuck, my heart is beating so fast"
"A big cow pig gave the anchor a yacht x8..."
“Here it comes!”
"Shuiyu wants to be a vegetarian, give the anchor fish balls x99..."
"My wife just asked me what I saw that made me laugh so obscenely. Should I tell the truth?"
“I suspect the anchor is playing tricks”
"Pull it, Third Brother! Pull its tail!"
Seeing the hand on the screen had already touched the tail, there was a howl of ghosts in the live broadcast room. Those who didn't know would think that a group of perverts saw some passionate young lady. The super administrators who were strolling online all ran over with knives, but they were almost shocked to death after seeing the scene.
However, a group of people were cheering and encouraging each other, and before the gender of the badger was revealed, the big hand on the screen shrank back.
"cough…"
Gu Laosan cleared his throat inexplicably, turned his head to look at Han Daxia, and asked seriously: "Does this count as invading the boss's privacy? Or... um, molesting the young badger?"
“Pfft…cough cough!”
Hero Han had just taken a sip of water, but he spat it all out upon hearing this. He bent over and coughed until his face turned red and his neck became thick, wishing he could cough out his lungs.
After finally calming down, he was about to mock someone in anger, but when he looked up, he saw Gu Laosan wiping the sweat from his forehead, his face full of tension.
"What's the big deal? After all, it's just your pet..."
Seeing Gu Lao San frowning and looking over, Han Da Xia shook his head and laughed, and hurriedly raised his hand: "Okay, I said the wrong thing... Emmm, theoretically speaking, whether in China or in Saudi Arabia, there seems to be no laws and regulations on animal privacy. In other words, your boss's privacy is not protected by law, you can do whatever you want! It's like petting a cat, it's a very common thing!"
"Ah~ Look at what you said, am I that bad?" Gu Laosan curled his lips, but his expression was a little relaxed. I don't know if he believed what Han Daxia said, or if he found an excuse for himself.
However, although his expression eased, Gu Laosan did not reach out to the badger's tail again. Instead, he lifted him up and laid him flat on his legs. Then, he laughed and raised his hand to slap the badger on the butt.
“Bang!”
"You always hit me!"
“Bang!”
"You won't listen to me!"
“Bang!”
"You told me not to let me touch you!"
"You're so bad-tempered!"
"Let you..."
Han Daxia: …
Netizen: …
"I believed your lies and held it in for a long time, and you dare to spank a badger?"
"Scrappy anchor, fighting badgers online"
"Third brother, remember, today will be the peak of your life"
"It would be funny if the boss suddenly woke up at this time."
"Pull up the tail and hit it. It doesn't feel right to hit it like this."
"Screen recorded"
"Screen Recording +1"
"Screen Recording +10086"
Perhaps watching someone spank a badger is not as exciting as watching everyone spy on the badger's gender. This scene is nothing more than providing everyone with another emoticon package. Although it is a rare emoticon package, or an out-of-print emoticon.
However, Gu Laosan himself seemed to be enjoying the fight more and more. After a while, he raised his head and laughed wildly, and his attitude was as arrogant as it could be.
"Fuck... what a pervert!"
Hero Han rolled his eyes and subconsciously moved away from someone, fearing that his perversion might be contagious.
But just as he turned around, he heard the laughter of a certain salted fish suddenly stop. It was like a goose that was screaming and having fun was suddenly grabbed by the neck and tied into a knot, and it couldn't even make a sound to breathe.
Hero Han turned his head and saw the ball that was originally lying on Gu Lang's legs, scratching its head and sitting up.
Wang Ping's current state was a bit like he had just woken up from a deep sleep without even dreaming, with a blank look on his face. At the same time... his butt was still a little sore.
Gradually, his thoughts came back to his mind, and Wang Ping remembered that he had been bitten by a snake before.
"Huh... Looks like the poison has taken effect again..." A badger rubbed his butt subconsciously, not knowing how funny this action would be on the screen. I don't know how many people who were recording the screen burst out laughing at this moment.
Suddenly, the tablet computer was filled with the sound of rewards again, which scared Gu Laosan so much that he quickly diverted the badger's attention.
"Boss, are you awake? I was so scared! Do you still feel uncomfortable? Are you still dizzy? Are you thirsty? I'll pour you some water."
"Uh... It's okay, but my butt still hurts a little..."
Perhaps his thinking was still a little slow, and Wang Ping hadn't remembered that he had only beaten someone halfway. He jumped to the ground while rubbing his buttocks, and pointed at the small teapot. The salted fish hurriedly got up to pour him tea to cover up his guilty conscience.
Wang Ping exhaled, smiled bitterly and shook his head. His physique that was not afraid of poison was great, but the fact that he would faint every time the poison took effect was really too painful.
Wang Ping subconsciously looked up at the sky and was stunned. He immediately felt something was wrong.
The first time I was unconscious after being poisoned by snake venom was in Tanzania. I was unconscious for several hours that time. Why was it so short this time
Without waiting for Gu Laosan to bring the water, Wang Ping ran over, grabbed someone's arm and took a look. The hand on the watch that had been deliberately adjusted according to the time difference showed exactly twelve o'clock.
"Less than an hour?"
A badger scratched his head and began to feel confused.
But at this time, a small white plastic bottle thrown on the ground attracted his attention.
Wang Ping picked it up and looked at it. It suddenly dawned on him that Gu Laosan had injected him with anti-venom serum. No wonder the snake venom was eliminated so quickly this time, and he no longer felt that crazy hunger.
On the other side of the campfire, Hero Han withdrew his gaze, his thoughts began to churn, and countless alpacas howled happily and ran through his heart.
Back on the island, a certain badger behaved unusually... Badger, but generally still not beyond the scope of an animal. But those few actions just now, looking at the watch, identifying the anti-venom serum, are these what animals should do
For the first time, Hero Han shifted his gaze from Gu Lang to a badger.
Wang Ping didn't notice Han Daxia's expression yet. He threw the empty medicine bottle into the fire, then ran back to pick up the already cold tea and drank it in big gulps.
I don't know why, but I suddenly felt very thirsty.