Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 293: Are all animals so evil these days?

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Until they set out again and walked a long way, Wang Ping did not notice that someone was "beating badgers online". Gu Laosan heaved a sigh of relief and felt happy. He smiled foolishly on the camel from time to time, and even at noon, he did not seem to feel the heat.

Because of the snakes, the team did not stay in the oasis for long. After a quick meal, Gu Lao San helped the badger wash its paws and face, and then set off again.

I don't know if it's the sequelae of the body's detoxification, or if the snake venom has not been completely eliminated. The badger is a little listless at the moment, lazily leaning on the cushion on the little camel to doze off, but can't fall asleep.

Hero Han still hadn't given up the idea of persuading a certain lazy person to return to China, and in the afternoon he found various reasons to start the conversation.

But to Gu Lang, Han Daxia seemed to be discussing with him, and he immediately became excited and refuted all his words. In the end, someone was getting more and more excited and almost wanted to drag Han Daxia to go deep into the desert to play a big game.

I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect, but I always feel that Old Han looks a lot older after this.

As the sun began to set, the two of them, who had been walking for more than five hours, began to feel visibly tired. However, Han Daxia was against setting up camp right away, and wanted to walk a little further and wait until the sun had completely set.

Of course, the reasons given are very good. Although there was an accident today, under normal circumstances, it would take 3 to 4 hours to escape the heat at noon. This time cannot be wasted, and should be made up in the early morning and evening when the temperature is suitable.

Although Gu Laosan didn't mind this little bit of time, he thought what Han Daxia said was reasonable. He couldn't just refuse because he was lazy, so he followed his advice and continued walking.

Of course, he didn't know that Han Daxia had changed his strategy at this time. Since there was no way to persuade him to turn back halfway, he might as well go straight and arrive at Kabash early to end this journey.

After walking southward for another two hours along several connected sand dunes, the sky began to darken significantly. The team came to a slope between sand dunes. As soon as they reached the top of the slope, the scene in front of them made the two men and the badger stunned at the same time.

On the back of the sand dunes, a row of serpentine rock hills appeared in the field of vision, only one meter high, but stretching for nearly two kilometers. The east side was an endless expanse of yellow sand, while on the west side, due to the influence of the wind, large areas of rocks were exposed, like a dam blocking the sand behind. At first glance, it looked like someone had built a wall with stones in this vast desert.

"Habu! Habu!"

Hero Han patted the camels under him and used the simple commands he learned from the camel seller to urge the three camels to trot down the slope and come to the foot of the rocky hill.

Raising his hand to feel the wind direction, Gu Lang thought for a long time, with a puzzled expression on his face. He frowned and said, "This terrain is really weird. If we camp under this wall, we will not be sheltered from the wind, but facing the wind. Then why is there no sand being blown over? This is unscientific!"

Han Daxia raised his head and looked around, focusing on the sand behind the rock hill for a few more glances, then smiled and said, "I think I understand. I'm afraid the wind direction has just started to change."

Pointing at the small amount of yellow sand that was blown to the bottom of the rock hill by the wind, Han Daxia continued: "Look, if the wind direction has always been this way, the side we are standing on should be covered by yellow sand. But now the sand has just been blown over, which means that the wind direction has only changed recently. Look at the back..."

Following the direction pointed by Han Daxia, Gu Lang stretched his neck to look, and a badger also stood up curiously. Han Daxia said: "If the wind direction is always the same, there will be angular or wavy grooves on the surface of the yellow sand. But now it looks messy, with all kinds of shapes. This means that the shape originally blown out by the wind has been blown away again, which only happens when the wind direction changes.

I guess that by tomorrow morning, this rock hill will turn around and appear from another direction."

“Amazing!”

"Old Han 6"

"There is no harm without comparison. Gu Laosan is too lazy."

"Why didn't Lao Han join the show this time?"

"I heard from the grapevine that Douyu originally wanted to sign Lao Han, but he refused."

"Have you all seen the trending searches? Old Han is so funny"

“Do you think this could be an ancient city?”

"Fuck, Third Brother, hurry up and dig to see if there is any treasure."

"One side appears during the day and the other side appears at night. It feels so magical."

The live broadcast room became lively again as Han Daxia explained the science. Gu Laosan couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and praised him, "Brother Han, you are really quick to react and what you said is quite realistic!"

"What do you mean by 'resembling'?" Hero Han rolled his eyes speechlessly, secretly cursing this bastard for not being able to even praise someone.

"So how do we set up camp now?"

Gu Laosan pointed at the front and said worriedly: "If you say so, no matter where we set up the tent, we will be buried alive!"

"Well..."

Han Daxia also hesitated, and couldn't think of a solution for a while. He subconsciously looked into the distance, looking for other places. Just like Gu Lang said, no matter where you set up the tent, you will end up being buried. It's better to just skip this place.

Wang Ping, on the other hand, had been staring at the sand on the rocky hill since Han Daxia finished explaining. While the two were struggling, he jumped directly from the back of the little camel towards the one-meter-high rocky hill.

"Hey, Boss, be careful... uh..."

Before Gu Laosan finished his words, he saw a badger that should have dived into the sand but only sank its two little feet into the sand and stood steadily on the surface of the rock hill.

Ignoring the stunned looks of the two men, a badger kicked the sand a few times, revealing a section of earth-yellow ground mixed with gravel under the yellow sand.

Seeing the badger's furry face in deep thought, he turned around and walked eastward about two meters with his chin down, kicking the sand under his feet again. The two craned their necks to look over, and saw that the badger's black furry feet were stepping on the gravel ground covered with yellow sand.

If you remove the height difference on both sides, this place looks more like a dry riverbed. Probably because of soil erosion, the originally concave river channel protrudes from the ground because of the presence of a large number of stones that are not easy to erode, standing here like a city wall, allowing the yellow sand to cover it.

Turning his head to look at the two people who were still in a daze, the badger bared his teeth, took out a small stone from under the sand and threw it over.

"What are you standing there for? This place is wider than the road, isn't it enough for you two to set up your tent? You two idiots!"

"This... Oh haha!"

Han Daxia smiled awkwardly and jumped off the camel, followed the edge and climbed to the top of the rock hill, looking at the ground like a badger. He walked nearly ten meters before he stood up and turned back, looking at Gu Lao San and complained: "I let you lead us into the ditch, and we thought about setting up camp on both sides, but forgot that this place is so wide!"

"Tsk~ It's your own fault for not reacting. Don't blame me! Why didn't the boss fall into the ditch? It's your own fault!"

Gu Laosan rolled his eyes, turned around and walked back with the three camels, going down the sand slope behind him and around the rocky hill.

Here, Han Daxia heard the response from a certain salted fish and opened his mouth, but he had no way to refute.

What he said was true. If I had realized it from the beginning, I would never have been led into such a bad situation by him.

Just a badger...

He had just shown a certain indifferent fish what it meant to be well-informed, but in the blink of an eye, his IQ was slapped on the face by a badger. Han Daxia felt even more weird. Judging from the indifferent fish's appearance, he must have been accustomed to the badger's various behaviors, right

"Are all animals so evil these days? Or am I just too stupid?"

Someone stood there in a daze, as if he felt the malice of the goddess of wisdom towards him.