Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 300: When the luggage is found, both of you will be dead!

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When Wang Ping came out again with a bundle of firewood, Gu Lang and Han Da Xia were both obviously relieved. It was unclear whether they were worried about the badger or because the animals inside had put pressure on them.

This night was destined to be restless. The two were sleepy and tired, with injuries on their heads, and they didn't even have a bottle of water around them.

Seeing the violent sandstorm outside, Wang Ping gave up the idea of going out to look for his luggage. It was ok to show his teeth to animals, but even as a flat-headed brother, he didn't have the courage to show his teeth to nature.

He ran into the cave again and picked up the dead branches on the other side. When he passed the half-dead snake, the badger hesitated for a moment, but still didn't have the courage to take it.

The fellow who was beaten up by him didn't know whether he was dead or fainted, and he was still lying there motionless. Originally, Wang Ping only took action out of self-protection, but if he took someone else's things, it would be like "harming the badger with the snake".

Wang Ping felt that he had to defend the last bottom line as a human being and not do such a tricky thing. Of course, the main reason was that he found that the half snake corpse was covered with teeth marks and saliva of his fellow tribesman.

Returning to the outside of the cave and throwing the last few branches aside, the badger squatted beside the fire, holding his little furry face with his little paws spread out on both sides, staring at the flames in a daze, with his small shadow reflected by the campfire stretching long behind him.

Han Daxia and Gu Lang would occasionally exchange a few words in a low voice, but even a talkative Gu Lao San did not have the energy to speak at this time, leaning listlessly in the darkness. However, not long after, footsteps were heard behind the badger.

Wang Ping looked back and saw Mao's face suddenly filled with shock. He quickly stood up and put on a wary look.

Gu Lang and Han Da Xia noticed his movements and subconsciously turned their heads to look, then stood up together with a strange look on their faces.

In the darkness of the opposite cave, a gray-haired figure slowly emerged. It had a small furry face similar to that of a badger, with a pair of small eyes reflecting the firelight, and a half-black snake body in its mouth. When it saw the bonfire and three figures outside, it stopped where it was.

Wang Ping was completely convinced by this fellow tribesman of his. Even after being beaten like that, he didn't even have any signs of injury and still had the strength to chase after him.

The biggest difference between the Arabian subspecies of honey badgers and the African honey badgers is that they are narrower and longer, and the hair on their backs is silver-grey instead of silver-white. Of course, this difference in appearance is actually very small, but I don't know if there are any differences in personality.

Anyway, the one in front of him was obviously different from the predecessors Wang Ping had met.

Just as Wang Ping sighed and flexed his claws to prepare for another fight, the flathead brother in front of him finally walked over again, but stopped one meter away from a badger, spit out the snake in his mouth onto the ground, and pushed it forward with his claws.

"…Σ?"

What does this mean? Giving gifts? Begging for mercy? Paying protection money

A badger was stunned on the spot, thinking, where is your dignity as a flat-headed beast? Is it okay to give in after being beaten

However, before Wang Ping could react, the one opposite took a few quick steps and came to the front of a badger, then tilted its body and leaned into his arms with a deadly look of a "little bird".

"Oh my god! What the hell is wrong with you?"

Wang Ping felt the hairs on his body stand up, his face wrinkled, and he subconsciously raised his foot to kick the guy out.

"Puff..."

Suddenly, an uncontrollable laugh came from behind him, and then it disappeared, as if the person was covering his mouth tightly. Wang Ping didn't need to look back to know that it must have come from Gu Laosan, the out-of-stock guy.

Turning his head and baring his teeth at the salted fish, Wang Ping made a vicious threat with his little claws.

"Damn it! If anyone dares to tell anyone about this, I'll kill him!"

Before he could put down his claws, there was another thud behind him. The badger who was kicked out by a badger actually came over again, hugged the confused Wang Ping, scratched him with his little claws, and licked his furry face with his tongue.

“Bang!”

A badger slapped the "badger-faced" fellow with its back claws, knocking him to the ground, and then kicked him hard a few times, and then began to scratch the goose bumps on his body.

“Roar~~Hahahaha…”

Gu Laosan couldn't cover his mouth any longer, even though he was grinning from ear to ear because of the wound on his head. He couldn't hold it back. Infected by him, Han Daxia couldn't help laughing. But he didn't dare to offend a badger, so he turned his back. If his shoulders weren't shaking, you wouldn't know what he was doing.

"Boss, it might be that it likes you... After all, haha... After all, you are so manly, no, you look like a badger... Haha~ Otherwise, you can just follow it, it's a foreign badger, very exotic~ Haha..."

Gu Laosan's intermittent teasing made Wang Ping so angry that he wanted to beat him up right away.

"Go away, I think your injury is only minor!"

He picked up a stone and threw it at Gu Laosan's leg, hitting him so hard that he jumped up and down. However, he couldn't help but glance at the body of a certain one. Hmm... There are no balls, and it's actually a female... Ugh!

A badger bared its teeth viciously at an unwilling fellow badger, waving its little paws constantly, as if it was ready to fight again if there was any disagreement.

"Hahaha… "

Someone finally went from trying to hold back his laughter to bursting out in laughter. The laughter echoed out of the cave and was drowned out by the wind and sand.

As daylight rose, the sandstorm began to subside.

Jeddah, a ray of sunlight shines through the gap in the curtains onto the big bed. On the white sheets, a white leg seems to feel the heat and shrinks into the quilt. Then, the white arm stretches out from the top edge, clenches the fist, opens outward and stretches lazily.

"Hmm..."

Yuan Xiaoxiao squinted her eyes, sat up from the bed, opened her mouth, yawned, and let out a long breath.

She turned her head and glanced at the alarm clock on the bedside table, but as she was watching, the alarm suddenly rang.

"Depend on… "

A delicate cry was heard, and it was unclear whether she was scolding the alarm clock or her biological clock, as it didn't even give her a chance to take a nap.

He raised his hand to turn off the alarm clock, stood up, put on his slippers, stretched again, and went into the bathroom to wash up.

On a desk in the room, there were a bunch of bottles and jars, and a makeup mirror. But the strange thing was that there was a tablet stand next to the makeup mirror. A black tablet was plugged into it with a data cable.

After Yuan Xiaoxiao finished washing up and sat at the desk, she did not put on makeup first. Instead, she turned on the tablet and entered a live broadcast room.

However, the live broadcast room that usually starts broadcasting at this time now has a black screen, and the barrage of comments that occasionally float by are all speculating about what kind of accident Gu Laosan has caused.

After rolling her eyes, Yuan Xiaoxiao opened the bottles and jars and began to apply makeup in front of the mirror. Soon, the contours of her face began to change.

At the same time, in the desert more than a thousand kilometers away, three camels, two large and one small, were swaying on the yellow sand. One of the figures riding on the camel would stop from time to time, jump on the sand, and lean over to look for something.

"Alas... It doesn't look like this place is the same!"

Hero Han sighed, and when he looked at the sea of sand in front of him, he felt a little confused.

It was too dark last night, and the process was too hasty. Now we can only rely on the impression of the wind direction last night to judge the approximate location of the camp. But we have no way of judging whether the luggage of the two is still there or buried by the yellow sand. We can only keep trying like this.

Wang Ping leaned on the little camel's back, feeling a little wilted by the sun, and yawned from time to time with his little furry mouth open.

Seeing this, Gu Laosan couldn't help but tease: "Boss, why don't you take the badger with you? I think it's a good one, with a gentle personality, suitable to be a daughter-in-law!"

"Get lost! I think you are just drunk and full of energy!"

A badger glared at me, raised his middle claw and bared his teeth, cursing. I secretly made up my mind to beat him up as soon as I found the first aid kit. Anyway, I had medicine for wounds at that time, so I was not afraid of killing him.

Hero Han, who was walking in front, heard Gu Laosan's teasing. When he thought of the badger that almost fled when he left the cave in the morning, and the guy who kept neighing at the entrance of the cave, he couldn't help laughing.

It was really hard for that badger. He almost turned himself into a heartless man after a fight. If you didn't know him, you would think that he was an abandoned man and did something shameful to the woman in the cave.

"Huh?" Thinking of this, Han Daxia was suddenly stunned. Thinking carefully now, he and Gu Laosan were hiding outside at the time, and they really didn't see what the badger did inside. Could it be that he took advantage of the opportunity...

Looking at the suspicious eyes that glanced at him from time to time in front of him, Wang Ping's chest kept heaving with anger, and his tail was shaking with anger.

"Spicy next door! You two just wait. When we find the luggage, you both have to die! You both have to die! (д)"