Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 303: Gu Laosan's talent for salty fish (2/5)

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Towards the afternoon, outside the eastern urban area of Kabash, a modified off-road vehicle suddenly got off the road 20 kilometers after driving out of the city, and sped away all the way south, stirring up a large cloud of dust.

A commercial vehicle traveling on the road 200 meters away suddenly slowed down and turned in the direction of the SUV, but then turned back and sped away. Even if you can't see the driver's expression, you can tell from the actions of the commercial vehicle that it was unnatural under the disguise.

In the car, the people sitting in the back seat looked at each other.

"Were you discovered?"

A black guy in the back row, wearing a sun hat and a red and blue floral shirt, stared with his big eyes and muttered innocently.

The teammates were speechless about Ilu's appearance. They couldn't understand why he was so dark that he seemed to be afraid of getting tanned.

"Should we follow and intercept them?" The little girl with golden pigtails took out a pistol from her bag, looking eager to try.

"no!"

Luke, who was sitting in the passenger seat in front of the two of them, had a pair of large sunglasses on his face, so his expression was a little unclear. But at this moment, he turned his head and said, "The seller hasn't shown up yet. If we scare them, all our hard work will be wasted!"

At this time, Anna, who was driving, suddenly spoke up: "We have been following them for so many days, and these people are either going around in circles or staying in the hotel. Now they are suddenly leaving, could it be that the seller has shown up?"

"But..." The black guy frowned and muttered, "Didn't the wiretap intelligence say that the seller won't arrive until tomorrow? Is there a time difference?"

There was silence in the car. After a while, Luke suddenly said in a deep voice: "Turn around now! Let's go back and get our equipment!"

On the east coast of the Red Sea, a red Mustang coupe is speeding in the sun on the coastal road.

On the passenger seat, a dark-skinned, fat-faced man was stroking his smooth chin in displeasure. He turned his head slightly to glance at the bearded man driving the car, and said sarcastically, "Don't you think that driving a car like this with your appearance makes you look like a sissy?"

"Childish!" The bearded man snorted coldly, but a woman's voice sounded: "From the looks of us now, it's obvious who is the sissy, right?"

"Fuck! You bring this up again!"

The man angrily said, "You were just disguising yourself and leaving. Why did you shave off my beloved beard? Do you know how long I've had it? Besides, why did you leave in such a hurry?"

"You did a good thing yourself, but now you ask me about it?"

Yuan Xiaoxiao said angrily: "Thanks to you, in less than a day, we will offend the most powerful Lei Mo family in the area! Are we going to die if we don't run away?"

"How do I know that you told those people your identity..."

The man muttered, and when he felt the glare from the side, he quickly raised his hands in surrender: "Ok, ok, it's all my fault, okay? I won't interfere with the arrangements later, I'll do whatever you say!"

The sun passed overhead and gradually set in the west.

A palm-sized lizard stood on the yellow sand, with one front paw and one hind paw raised high, then put them down after a while and raised the other two. Although the sand under its feet was about to burn its paws, its narrow face was still calm and composed, and it even looked a little bit enjoying it.

However, at this moment, the sand under its feet seemed to shake, and the little lizard turned its head instantly, stared in one direction for a while, and then turned around quickly, not caring about the burning feet, and crawled quickly away.

Less than a minute later, a hoof with two big toes spread out "snap" past the spot where the little lizard had stood before, leaving a shallow pit that was quickly buried by the sand. On the sand slope, three camels, two large and one small, were taking steps and running quickly across the yellow sand.

"Hey, let's take a break!"

On the back of one of the big camels, Gu Lao San, who was wrapped in bandages like a mummy, shouted with a haggard face. He looked like he was about to fall down at any time, and his whole body was filled with a sickly aura.

The bandages on his palms and the back of his head were from the injuries he received last night. As for the wounds on his face and body, they were caused by a badger beating him when he found the first aid kit in his backpack. Wang Ping always kept his word as a basic principle. If a male "badger" said he would beat him, he would definitely beat him.

Although that certain salted fish looked miserable, his shouting was full of energy and was far from being exhausted.

"Gu Xianyu is being lazy again!"

"Third brother, please be more careful!"

"Didn't you hear what Lao Han said? At this speed, it will take two days to get to that place, and there's no need to rest? Are you planning to live in the desert permanently?"

"The boy who stole the strawberries gave the anchor 5 rockets..."

"Third brother is fearless. With the boss following him, it's no big deal for him to stay here permanently."

"The eldest brother would be even more unwilling to stay in the desert, right? Can't you see he's glaring at Gu Lao San?"

"Now we have to share our snacks with these idiots as meals, of course the boss is not happy."

There were constant complaints in the live broadcast room. After the explanation at noon, everyone knew that the team had just encountered a big sandstorm last night. Part of the food and tents were buried under the sand dunes, so they had to speed up and rush to Kabash for supplies and rest.

A certain salted fish was lucky, as the live broadcast equipment was still there. He wanted to show everyone his courage and perseverance in the face of disaster, but he only persisted for a few hours before his true colors were exposed.

From a distance, seeing the shadow of a black rock mountain appearing on the "sand horizon" ahead, Han Daxia raised his hand and pointed, saying, "Hold on a little longer, when we get to the foot of that mountain, we'll set up camp and rest!"

Gu Lang raised his head, put his hands on the ground, squinted his eyes for a while, and then shouted angrily: "Do you think I'm stupid? By the time we get there, it will be dark!"

"… "

Hero Han was stunned for a moment, then curled his lips in silence.

When it comes to the feasibility of being lazy, Gu Laosan's brain works faster than anyone else. The distance to the rocky mountain was calculated by Old Han for a long time, looking at the height of the sun and the shadow, and he roughly estimated that he could arrive at it after dark. But this guy just took a look and blurted out the result of his long calculation.

At such moments, you cannot give that salted fish any chance to say no.

Hero Han did not answer, but patted the camel under him and ran towards the rocky mountain.

"Damn, stop playing dead! Tell me, what do you mean? Do you think I'm easy to fool?" Gu Lang rode his camel and chased after him, chattering non-stop. He didn't feel tired at the moment.

"Oh…"

On the back of a small camel following the two big camels, a badger leaned on the hump, squinted his eyes, looked at the rocky mountains in the distance, and laughed in his heart.

Although Gu Lao San looked like a dead fish, after a long time of contact, Wang Ping found that although he could not read a map, he was a natural in estimating distances in the wild and judging time and coordinates based on the position of the sun. Han Daxia wanted to trick him on this matter, but he ran into a trap.

However, after staring at the rocky mountain for a while, a badger suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and suddenly recalled that this direction seemed very close to a certain location that Han Daxia had pointed out on the map before. It was just that the team suddenly sped up today, and Wang Ping didn't react for a while, and thought he would arrive tomorrow.

When it comes to traveling, Wang Ping is the one who feels the most comfortable.

The other two could only sit on the camel's buttocks and run with their bodies bent, but he could lie down or even lie prone. However, without the shelter of the "princess bed", the badger was a little depressed and fell asleep from time to time while leaning on the camel's saddle. No wonder he reacted slowly, it was good that he didn't forget to clean up.

"What's in that mountain?"

Wang Ping was a little curious, but more of a wary person.

No matter what Han’s true identity is, he is a man with a gun after all. If something really happens in that place, it is better not to let that salted fish get too close.

But it was clear that Wang Ping was not the only one who was worried about this. When it was almost evening and they were less than 20 kilometers away from the rocky mountain, Han Daxia stopped his camel and said, "Let's rest here for a night!"

"What?..."

Gu Xianyu opened his mouth and subconsciously glanced at the sky, then said in surprise: "You're not leaving now? It's not even dark yet!"