In the bathroom, Gu Laosan wrapped the wounds on his head and hands with a shower cap and a plastic bag. He had just applied shower gel all over his body, but before he could rinse it off, the lights in the room went out.
"Oh my god, what's going on? A power outage in such a rich country?"
It took a long time for the idiot to realize that this was a hotel, and the rooms all relied on room cards for electricity. He quickly opened the bathroom door and looked out. Under the light of the street lamp outside the window, he saw that the room card was gone from the card slot next to the door. At the same time, the badger in the room was also missing.
"Shit, you clearly agreed to play rock-paper-scissors to decide the winner, why are you playing like this!"
Gu Laosan rolled his eyes, snorted, and went back to the bathroom. He was secretly proud of himself, "You are still too young! The hot water in the hotel is centrally supplied, so there is no need to worry about power outages! At worst, I can just wash in the dark!"
After a while, the sound of water and someone singing could be heard in the bathroom again.
But even when Gu Lang finished his shower and came to the living room in his bathrobe, the badger still hadn't appeared. Gu Lao San was surprised and hurriedly put on his clothes, planning to go out and look for it.
In the corridor, the elevator made a soft "ding" sound. As the elevator door opened, a turbaned man came out with a suitcase, holding the room card in his hand, looked around, and then walked to the right.
When passing by Gu Lang's door, a furry figure rolled down from behind the suitcase and stood right next to the door. After the man swiped his card and entered, the figure suddenly dropped his shoulders, walked around with his head down, and waited for the man to enter.
“Crack!”
As soon as the neatly dressed Gu Laosan opened the door, he saw a dusty badger holding up the room card and pretending to jump. He was stunned for a moment when he saw the door suddenly open, and then he ignored the surprised person and walked in.
"Boss, where have you been?"
Gu Laosan closed the door, caught the room card thrown by a badger, and inserted it aside to get the power, asking non-stop: "Why are you covered in dirt? Don't go out at night. People here drive too fast and it's easy to get into an accident..."
Accompanied by a slight beeping sound, the lights in the room flashed and lit up.
Wang Ping walked to the sofa with drooping shoulders, stretched out his claws and climbed up, then leaned against the sofa pillow, his mouth slightly open with a dull expression, and it seemed that he did not hear a word Gu Lang said.
"Boss? Boss, what's wrong with you?"
Gu Lang frowned and walked closer, waving his hand in front of the badger's furry face. Wang Ping raised his paw to slap someone's hand away, then turned his head and glanced at him.
"Tsk, what did you see that made you so distracted?"
Gu Laosan turned around and sat down on the sofa, almost knocking a badger off. He smacked his lips and muttered, "As a human being... no, as a badger, happiness is the most important thing, right? What are you unhappy about? Tell us, and we can be happy? Oh, I forgot you can't talk..."
"Get lost, you single bastard!"
Wang Ping glared at him, then turned around, his shoulders slumped, and he sighed inexplicably, "My brother is getting married... The groom is not me... No, the groom is actually me, but it seems that he is not me..."
After thinking about it, the badger always felt that something was wrong.
"Damn it, why do I feel like I'm cuckolded for no reason? I should be happy!"
Seeing that Gu Laosan looked at him in amazement as if he had discovered a new world, and muttered, "Boss, you can actually sigh? How magical..." Wang Ping felt even more annoyed.
After jumping off the sofa, a badger walked into the bathroom and slammed the door. Only someone else was still shaking his head on the sofa, sighing something like "What a weird temper".
Climbing onto the sink, Wang Ping looked at the mirror.
The badger inside was in a rather sorry state, with mud on his head and clothes, and even a few brick fragments that hadn't been cleaned off. If you look closely, you can see a layer of sand stuck in his fur. Anyway, from his eyebrows to his nose to his tail, he didn't look like a groom at all.
Looking closely, the mouth seems to be a little slanted.
“Crack!”
He raised his chin with his paws and lifted it up hard. After a slight sound, the badger exhaled, opened his mouth and moved it twice, then nodded with satisfaction, feeling much more comfortable now.
I took off the small T-shirt that flakes off when I patted it, threw it into the sink and soaked it in water, then turned around, walked to the edge of the sink, jumped into the bathtub, turned on the faucet under the shower, and then sat in the bathtub, letting the hot water rush over my head.
Wang Ping felt that he might be too anxious.
After all, from the bottom of his heart, he liked Anna and wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. But this information came a little suddenly, making him feel that his rhythm was suddenly disrupted. After all, anyone who suddenly knew that he was "married" would find it difficult to accept it for a while.
Besides, strictly speaking, he and Anna were still in the "ambiguous" stage before this, and they hadn't even had a serious relationship yet.
The badger didn't finish his bath until Gu Laosan fell asleep.
I dried my hair in the bathroom and put the washed T-shirt on the towel rack. I returned to the living room, closed the door of the bedroom where I was snoring, and did not go to sleep on the sofa. Instead, I unplugged the tablet that someone had left in the living room to charge, and sat on the floor, sticking out my tongue and clicking on the web to search.
Anonymous netizen: You are getting married, why are you unhappy
Baidu: Premarital syndrome is a common phenomenon in today's society. As the saying goes, it is easy to fall in love but hard to get along. Who wouldn't feel a little nervous when they enter the marriage hall
"What the hell? That makes sense!"
A badger patted the ground, put its head close to the screen and then flipped down... licking.
Baidu: Premarital syndrome includes "fear of marriage", "anxiety" and "depression".
"Tsk, I should be anxious... Yeah, that's right, it's anxiety!"
Wang Ping skipped the previous part and followed the key words to the "anxiety" part.
Baidu: Anxiety comes from many sources, such as the tedious wedding preparations, disagreements with elders, tension between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, etc. Here, I suggest that friends who are getting married can make a list of problems, deal with them one by one, communicate more with elders and lovers. Young people, you have reached the stage of getting married, why not be happy? Talk to your partner! If there is anything, both of you can solve it together.
Anonymous netizen: Are you knocking inside
“Bang!”
The tablet computer was thrown directly onto the floor. A badger was still not satisfied and was about to kick it, but he remembered that it was bought by Gu Laosan, so he temporarily withdrew his foot.
"Bah! What you said is all bullshit. If I had the conditions to communicate, why would I need to ask you? Am I worried about these trivial matters? What I am worried about is that I am about to get married, but it has nothing to do with me..."
Wang Ping, who was originally out of breath due to anger, was suddenly stunned when he thought of this.
It seems that this matter has nothing to do with me.
At present, as a badger, Wang Ping is a complete outsider in the marriage between Anna and "himself"... a badger. Not to mention the right to speak, I'm afraid he doesn't even have a share of the gifts.
"Bang!"
The tightly closed bedroom door was suddenly kicked open by a badger. After a while, there was a crisp "pop" sound and Gu Laosan's snoring stopped.
"Boss?"
Someone squinted his eyes, looked at the pair of night vision eyes in front of him with sleepy eyes, and asked confusedly: "Why did you hit me?"
"Hit you? Hitting you is too light!" A badger bared his teeth: "Damn it, you dare to hit my sister, I won't write the word king upside down if I don't beat you to a pulp today!"
“Bang!”
"oops!"
"Fuck... stop hitting me..."
"Don't hit my face..."
"What's wrong? I'm wrong, isn't that okay?"
"Can't we just stop playing rock-paper-scissors?"
"Fuck, you just can't afford to lose!"
"Hiss...Ah~~"