Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 314: A disobedient old man

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Diving is still a new thing for Gu Laosan.

It is hard to imagine that a rich second-generation like him, who has never lacked money since childhood, can't surf, has never tried diving, and even learned to swim in the university swimming pool.

In Wang Ping's mind, this kind of rich second generation who has nothing to do and is bored all day long, either drives a yacht to take a bunch of girls out to sea for a party, or hangs out in the world's luxury dens, living a life of drunkenness and debauchery. Anyway, Wang Ping asked himself if he were Gu Lao San, he would have been having fun a long time ago.

But in fact, in the few months they have been together, a certain badger has found that although Gu Xianyu looks lively, he is actually a bit of a homebody. The most outrageous thing he did at home with his friends was to go to nightclubs and drink, which was extremely boring.

That is to say, recently as I started to enter the industry, especially after coming into contact with experts like Yang Xu and Ding Yi who are very good at outdoor sports, the door to the new world has slowly opened to me.

The silver-white yacht glided across the azure sea. In the cabin, Ennis was showing Gu Lang the diving equipment and their respective uses and precautions. The salted fish listened very carefully, fearing that he would miss something and die underwater.

What the badger thought was correct. Gu Laosan indeed enjoyed VIP treatment. The entire ship was serving just him and one badger.

In fact, coaches in diving clubs like Gu Laosan like newbies the most. They are serious and obedient, unlike the experienced ones who don’t listen to orders. They are impatient to listen to anything and run around everywhere after entering the water. Everyone thinks they are gifted diving masters, but they don’t know that they are the ones who get into trouble every time.

Of course, the most important point is that novices often cannot last long underwater.

For those who have never tried diving, the water pressure and fear of the deep sea are enough to torture them when they go into the water for the first time. If they can't even go down ten meters, they will ask to return. The coaches are relaxed and comfortable, and they will not lose money.

But it seems that Ennis is still a man of integrity. The waters he chose are clear and transparent, and the light reaches the bottom of the sea. As long as the vision is good enough, the underwater atmosphere is not so scary.

Wang Ping was squatting beside Gu Lang at this moment, listening absentmindedly.

Diving is a compulsory course for the Foreign Legion. Moreover, for now, excluding the water pressure factor, he can live in the sea without any problem, since he can breathe underwater.

However, Gu Laosan didn't know that on the table in front of him, in addition to the regular diving equipment, there was another small set of equipment. It was prepared by the club for a badger according to Gu Lang's request.

According to Ennis, the youngest customer their club had ever received was a 10-year-old boy, but even the children's equipment was too big for the Badger. However, the customer is God, and since Mr. Gu made a request, they would definitely meet it, so they contacted the local manufacturer overnight and customized the equipment.

In short, in one sentence: We have put a lot of effort into you, and your money is definitely not wasted.

Wang Ping was skeptical about the credibility of this statement, but the equipment in front of him seemed to be just right.

After Ennis finished explaining, he watched Gu Lang putting on his fins awkwardly. Just as he was about to tell him a few tips, he saw a badger on the table pick up the pair of small fins in front of him and put them on one by one. He then stood up and jumped a few times, shaking his flippers.

Ennis: …

After looking at the badger that looked like a seasoned veteran, and then at Gu Lang who was acting awkwardly, he could hardly suppress the urge to complain. Damn, which one of you is the pet

"Oh, I almost forgot something important!"

While putting on the fins, Gu Lang suddenly looked up and asked, "Can I bring my phone or iPad with me? How's the underwater signal?"

"Signal?"

Ennis was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "There is no signal underwater, so we must use special communication equipment. But if you just want to record a video or take a photo, our lifeguards can help you, so you don't need to bring your own phone down."

When Gu Lang asked this, he naturally thought of the live broadcast. It was a rare opportunity to come to a diving resort, and it would be a shame for the audience if he didn't broadcast. However, he was a little cunning and didn't broadcast it directly. Instead, he planned to learn how to dive first.

After all, someone goes to live stream underwater just to show off, but one has to eat one bowl at a time. If he starts live streaming right after coming out, what will be broadcasted will not be his heroic image, but the ugly appearance of a novice diver.

Listening to the conversation between the two, Wang Ping, who had just picked up the mask, was stunned on the table. Thunder and lightning were rolling in his head, and he was about to cry because of his own stupidity.

Just now he was cursing that there wasn't even a store along the way. Without a USB drive, he couldn't steal information from Yuan Xiaoxiao. In a flash, his IQ was stabbed by Gu Laosan.

Why would you need a USB drive? Just bring your phone and take a photo of the resume. It will have both the text and the photo. It won't take even a minute. It doesn't test your memory, and it won't leave any traces.

Wang Ping suddenly remembered that it was no wonder that he had always felt that he had overlooked something last night, but he just couldn't remember it. At this moment, he understood it instantly, and his heart relaxed as if he had suddenly let go of something on his mind.

Lamenting that his brain was almost degenerating due to his badger behavior, he patted his round belly and cursed inwardly: "You stupid badger, don't let your stupidity bring trouble to me! I am a human being!"

There was a dull rumble in the stomach, and I don't know if it was a curse. Thinking that the problem that troubled him could be solved so easily, the badger was in a good mood. When Gu Laosan finally put on all his equipment with the help of Ennis, he turned around and saw the badger waiting there, dressed neatly.

Ennis checked him briefly and gave Gu Lang a thumbs up: "Your pet has a really strong ability to imitate! It's smarter than a monkey!"

Wang Ping: …

Thank you so much!

The first time he went into the water, Gu Lang stepped on the ladder hanging on the side of the boat according to Ennis's request, and the diving depth could not exceed two meters. This meant that he had to get used to the water for a while, and at the same time check the reliability of the equipment.

As for the badger, it was asked to stay on the boat and wait until Gu Laosan had completely learned it, and then his "master" would take it to play.

But if Wang Ping was really as obedient as he seemed, Gu Laosan wouldn't have been so deprived of human rights. Ennis had just taken Gu Lang into the water when a badger dived into the sea, distanced himself from the salted fish, and looked around underwater.

This stretch of coastline is indeed a great diving destination, the water is clear, and more importantly, shallow enough to ensure a bright view. Wang Ping can even see the corals and fish swimming on the seabed.

Scuba diving is not very useful for a certain badger, but Wang Ping is quite satisfied with his mask. It is not close to the skin, but just presses the hair on the face, and no water can get in. Now he doesn't have to worry about his eyes getting hurt after being soaked in sea water.

Underwater, Ennis was helping Gu Lang with adaptive movements. He turned his head inadvertently and saw the lifeguard who had entered the water with him pointing in a direction. When he saw it, his eyes widened.

Wearing a mask, an air tank and tight clothes, a badger was seen swimming around in the water less than three meters away from the people, with its tail and flippers swinging together. It looked so awkward. It was like a TV in front of us, which was a science and education channel just now, but suddenly turned into a cartoon.

Gu Laosan also saw the figure of a badger, and suddenly grinned, and a bunch of bubbles came out. Then he became playful, rushed forward, and swam straight towards the badger.

"Σ!"

Ennis stretched out his hand to stop him, but was almost hit in the face by someone's big flipper. In a hurry, a professional diving instructor even choked on his saliva and his face turned green.

Pointing at the man and the badger, Ennis viciously made an "X" with his arms. The lifeguard made an "OK" sign and chased after Gu Lang and the badger.