Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 324: A nightmare about injections

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"What happened, Boss?"

“Is he going to die?”

"Bah! Can you speak human language?"

“I just remembered that sea anemones are poisonous.”

"Isn't the flat-headed brother afraid of poison?"

“Who can say for sure what’s in the sea?”

"The flat-headed brother is just not afraid of snake venom"

"Gu Lao San, what are you doing? You are just playing by yourself, right?"

Fortunately, it was already night in China and Grandma Sheng had gone to bed long ago, otherwise Gu Lao San would have been scolded by Grandma as soon as he returned to the yacht.

In the bedroom on the third floor of Shengjiawu, Mother Gu casually threw the tablet aside, grabbed a box of ladies' cigarettes from the dressing table, took out a cigarette, lit it, blew out smoke rings and snorted, "My mother and Xiaolang praised it so much, how come I didn't see how smart this badger is?"

"Hey, don't worry about the badger for now..." Dad Gu came out of the bathroom in slippers, frowned and said, "What do you think of Xiaolang's girlfriend? According to our mom, she is just trying to trick Xiaolang into buying her things. Should we warn her?"

"Warning ass!"

Mother Gu rolled her eyes, but glared at Father Gu, mocking him, "Gu Bowen, you know your own son, don't you? Since he was little, there have been many people who wanted to take money out of his pocket, but has anyone succeeded? I really want to meet this girl."

"Then let's go to the Magic City tomorrow?"

"Emm... OK! Let's go to the Magic City!"

The comments in the live broadcast room were so explosive, and the phone of a certain salted fish also exploded. Before leaving home in the morning, the phone was fully charged and had not been used yet. Just receiving messages had consumed half of the battery.

However, Gu Laosan could no longer take care of these things. He was sitting at the table in the cabin, looking at a badger helplessly with an anxious expression.

"What should we do? Enis, you must think of a solution quickly!"

Wang Ping, lying on his back on the table, looked miserable. One of his flippers had fallen off somewhere, and his tights were pulled up to his neck like a rubber band, revealing his round belly. A palm-sized clam was clamped between one of his paws.

The most disgusting thing was that there was a layer of sticky anemone tentacles on the face of a badger, which completely blocked the mask. At present, only a small piece was wiped out, and the badger's straight eyes could be seen behind it.

Because sea anemones are poisonous, the lifeguard pulled him up by the tail and used a knife to cut off the large tentacles that were holding his face. When he got back to the yacht, he looked at the anxious-looking salted fish and shook his head and sighed, with an expression of condolences.

When Gu Laosan touched the stiff little body, his heart instantly sank.

"Mr. Gu, I'm sorry, this is our mistake! We will definitely compensate you for your pet!" Ennis said with a sad face. At this moment, he was leaning on the chair behind Gu Lang, praying in his heart that someone would not ask for too much.

The person who handled this matter finally met a generous person who spent money without blinking an eye. In the end, before the order was completed, the pet that the person brought died at the bottom of the sea. Although Gu Laosan was at least half responsible for this, Ennis also nodded his head when the badger went into the water.

A coach looked at someone with a dark face anxiously, and swore in his heart that if there was such a weird customer in the future, he would tell him to get out of here and never serve him again. Damn it, I'm afraid that this little bit of money is not enough to compensate him.

Sure enough, upon hearing Ennis's words, Gu Laosan immediately got angry, turned around and pointed at his nose and said angrily: "Compensation? Do you know how important he is to me? What are you going to use to compensate? Can you give me your life as compensation?"

"Walter?" Ennis was stunned. "Are you going to risk your life for a badger?"

Wang Ping was dazed and felt a sharp pain in his right hand. He opened his eyes a little and saw a blonde nurse in a white coat and a white hat poking his hand with a needle. It was obvious that she was a rookie who couldn't find a vein.

The tip of the young nurse's nose was covered with sweat and she seemed a little nervous.

"Hiss... Fuck, are you blind..."

A hoarse voice sounded, and the young nurse was instantly startled. She quickly pulled out the needle and said weakly, "Ah, Sao Rui..."

"roll… "

Wang Ping snorted impatiently and closed his eyes again. After a while, he suddenly felt his nose itchy and wanted to sneeze.

"Ahh!~~~"

Several sea anemone tentacles, accompanied by some indescribable object, drew an arc and sprayed on the face of a lifeguard who had just passed the table. The other party was stunned for a moment, feeling the sticky touch on his face, and screamed as if someone had splashed sulfuric acid on him, and jumped to the bathroom.

"Tui~tui~!"

A badger sat up from the table, spitting out the sticky tentacles from his mouth, and raised his paw to take off the mask. However, with a "bang", a sea clam hit his face.

Wang Ping was stunned for a moment, grabbed the mirror with his other paw and threw it aside, then looked down and saw the clam caught in his paw, and his hairy face suddenly understood. Damn, no wonder I always feel pain in my right hand, and I also had a nightmare about being injected.

Thinking of that dream, the badger shuddered inexplicably.

"It's so damn scary, no, it scares the badger!"

Next to them, Gu Laosan and Ennis stared blankly at the badger that had just woken up, with anger and confusion still on their faces. The cabin suddenly became quiet, with only the occasional coughing of the badger.

In London, a gust of wind blew past the window, and the white curtains rustled, but the air in the ward seemed to be frozen.

A young nurse was holding the corner of her clothes and standing nervously by the window of the bed, with her head lowered and not daring to breathe.

In front of the bed, several doctors were leaning over to examine a guy with his eyes closed, sometimes frowning and sometimes sighing.

On the other side, Anna covered her mouth tightly, her eyes widened, tears kept sliding out from the corners of her eyes, dripping down her hands onto the ground.

There was another hospital bed behind her. The person on the bed who was propped up with his arms had no better expression than her. His open mouth looked as if a light bulb could be stuffed into it, and his eyes were staring for a long time without blinking.

"Huh..."

A doctor stood up and let out a long breath, then looked at Anna and shook his head: "He is still the same. It seems that the few seconds he woke up just now was just a coincidence."

Seeing the disappointment in the girl's eyes, the doctor said quickly, "Don't be disappointed! This is a good thing! Since he can wake up once, he can definitely wake up twice or three times. In short, this is the beginning of his recovery!"

"I understand, thank you, doctor!" Anna wiped her tears and said with a forced smile.

"We are all comrades, don't say that!" The doctor shook his head and asked, "Who among you remembers what happened just now? Can you describe it again?"

"Just now?"

Seeing that everyone in the ward turned their attention to her, a young nurse trembled and wished she could turn invisible and slip away immediately. Buddha, if I had known, I would not have practiced with this guy. Nowadays, vegetative people are so unreliable!

Anna remembered something, her shoulders suddenly shook, and she almost laughed out loud. Someone was afraid of injections, and he was famous in WAP. However, after today's incident, he might be even more famous in the future.

Listening to the young nurse's weak explanation, the doctor, who already knew the certain person, couldn't help laughing. In his mind, he recalled the scene in which the certain person was crying and being pressed on the bed by his teammates, with his pants pulled down so that he could give him an injection.

"Heh..."

Shaking his head, a doctor who almost laughed quickly shook off his emotion, looked at the nurse and smiled, "Don't be nervous, no one will blame you! Patients are particularly sensitive about injections. This may be an opportunity. From now on, you will be in charge of this ward full-time!"

"Really?"

Looking at the doctor nodding, a nurse smiled happily.

Until everyone left, Anna followed the doctor to the office to discuss the next treatment plan, leaving only a vegetative patient and Park Youxi who was amazed. However, after a while, someone felt that something was wrong.

"Buy cakes!"

Thinking of the young nurse's injection technique, Park Youxi was suddenly stunned, and then he said angrily with a dark face: "Why? Can't I just be responsible for him? I want to change the ward! Is there anyone here? Did you hear me? I want to change the ward! Ah Xi..."