In the second half of the night, there was a cool breeze.
The weather was not sunny, and the large dark clouds blocked the moon, leaving only sparse starlight dotting the night sky. Occasionally, there would be a star that could not stay idle, sliding down towards the distant horizon, as if it was in a hurry to get off work.
Occasionally, there would be the calls of night owls in the woods, as well as the cries of some small animals before they died, as if they were questioning the injustice of fate. But fate was like a mosquito, without any feelings, and it would never respond to such questions.
Gu Lang was awakened by stomachache.
Wang Ping fed him a bunch of weird things, but he was able to hold out until now without making a fuss. He must have been gifted with an iron stomach.
Gu Lang felt as if someone had stuffed an expanding balloon into his stomach. If he didn't find a way to take care of his personal hygiene, his stomach would explode.
"Paper... Where is the paper? Where is the paper..."
Gu Lang opened his eyes, and saw darkness in front of him. The shadow of the forest in the distance and the stars in the night sky told him that it was night.
The urge from his stomach made Gu Lang search the car in a hurry, and he had no time to think about anything else. What wounds, what pains, at this moment, it was no longer the brain that took over the body.
Is there any paper in the car
The answer is… absolutely nothing.
The roll of toilet paper that Gu Lang had prepared for Wang Ping in his backpack had been used up by Wang Ping within the past two days.
After all, he was a clean-minded guy. Wang Ping could tolerate Xiaohua licking him with saliva, and could tolerate some blood stains, but he could not tolerate not wiping his butt after using the toilet.
This is not a question of cleanliness, but a basic principle of being a human being. Who would go to the toilet without wiping their butt
However, considering Wang Ping's current one-handed operation level, one roll of paper is indeed not enough.
After searching for a long time and finding no trace of the paper, Gu Lang groped for a furry object in the dark. Without thinking too much, he quickly grabbed it and left.
After opening the car door, Gu Lang took a step forward when his feet went soft and he almost fell to the ground.
After staying in the back seat curled up for a day and a night, Wang Ping forced me into the driver's seat to pose. The blood flow to my legs was blocked and they were numb. When I woke up and stepped on the hard ground, they were as soft as noodles.
At this moment, Wang Ping, who was held upside down by Gu Lang by the tail, looked confused.
I was sleeping soundly in the passenger seat, and I felt my anus tightened in a daze. The whole person, no, the whole badger suddenly felt weightless. When I opened my eyes, I saw Gu Laosan, the idiot, grabbing his tail and tremblingly getting out of the car.
Damn, is Gu Lao San in a daze? Where is he taking me
No, is this a recovery
Before Wang Ping could be happy, he saw Gu Lang holding the car body with a ferocious face and slowly moving a few steps, then clenching his teeth and unbuttoning his pants with one trembling hand. A badger accidentally had a deep look with someone's little brother.
Wang Ping: “…”
Damn it! Put me down! Now! Right now! Wang Ping started to struggle, but unfortunately his tail was being grabbed and he had nowhere to put his strength.
Gu Lang originally wanted to walk farther away, at least to find a place that was sheltered or away from the wind.
However, the few steps from the car seemed to be the limit. The increasing pressure in his stomach made him concentrate all his strength on a certain point, and he almost lost his grip on Wang Ping.
He looked around and couldn't see anything clearly in the dark. Gu Lang didn't hesitate any longer and immediately took off his pants and squatted down.
"Gu Lang... I'm a fucking uncle..."
Perhaps because he was too focused before, Gu Lang only felt something was wrong with his hand at this moment. His "toilet paper" seemed to be in some kind of crazy struggle.
Raising his arms, Gu Lang and Wang Ping, whose eyes looked like those of a furious King Kong, met each other's eyes.
…
I remember it!
At this moment, Gu Lang remembered everything! Including where he was now, what he had done before, and who he had met.
"hehe…"
After a dry laugh, someone's mouth moved, hesitated for a few seconds, and then said in a voice not much louder than a mosquito: "Brother, I didn't mean it..."
If you did it on purpose, you would be in trouble by now, you know that!
Wang Ping snorted in his heart and kicked Gu Lang's arm with his hind paw. Gu Lang quickly and gently put Wang Ping on the ground in front of him.
Wang Ping stood up and was about to say something when he heard a gunshot suddenly rang out from the southwest. Well, both of them were sure that it came from far away.
“Fuck!”
Gu Lang let out a strange cry and was about to stand up, but his stomach rumbled and he squatted down quickly again.
"What was that noise? Was it a gun?"
Gu Lang lowered his voice, and it was unclear whether he was asking Wang Ping or talking to himself.
Wang Ping ignored him and turned to look southwest with a gloomy look in his eyes. He was very familiar with this voice.
There was a low growl behind him. Xiaohua ran over from the woods on the north side, stood beside Wang Ping, and looked vigilantly in the direction of the gunshot.
Gu Lang watched the leopard pass by without paying any attention to him, and he fell silent in an instant. He still couldn't get used to facing such a carnivorous beast at such a close distance. Even if he knew that the other party would not attack him, his defense in his heart would not decrease.
But he was not used to it, but he didn't know that the leopard had already gotten used to his presence.
He wanted to pull up his pants quietly, but Gu Lang discovered with embarrassment that he seemed to be missing something with his empty hands.
"Poachers?"
Wang Ping was filled with doubt.
If word gets out that the camp is empty, it wouldn't be surprising to see poachers return.
And the gunshot was so obvious, it must have been from a very close distance.
"Don't come here for the camp!"
"Bang!"
“Bang, bang, bang!”
Just as I thought of this, there were several more gunshots.
Wang Ping could tell that the sounds that came later were obviously different from the initial sounds, and the other party was not the same person.
"roar!"
Xiao Hua suddenly roared towards the distance. Wang Ping quickly stood up and hugged its neck to comfort it, fearing that it could not hold back.
When facing a strong enemy, many animals like to show their ferocious side by roaring to intimidate the opponent and achieve the effect of defeating the enemy without fighting.
However, this method is absolutely a suicidal act when used against poachers. Wang Ping thinks that at this time, the enemy is strong and we are weak, so it is better to hide first.
Dragging Xiaohua towards the woods in the north, Wang Ping did not forget to wave to Gu Lang.
"Ah... that, that... Ping, no, Boss!" Seeing that the big guys were all hiding, Gu Lang didn't dare to stay alone, and hurriedly shouted, "I don't have any paper... Can you help me..."
"What the hell is this time, and you're still busy wiping your butt?" Wang Ping didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and at the same time he felt weird.
Gu Lang had been in a coma for two days, and Wang Ping hadn't heard anyone communicate with him through language. Between him and Xiaohua, it was sometimes more like two deaf-mute people who couldn't use sign language playing a game of guessing the answer.
Hearing Gu Lang's "ah" sound again at this time, it was unexpectedly a bit familiar.
Forget it, just think of it as caring for mentally retarded children!
Wang Ping turned around and jumped back into the car, took out the remaining roll of bandage from the first aid kit, and threw it to Gu Lang.
"Thank you, Boss!"
Gu Lang was already used to Wang Ping being able to understand what he said. He even started calling him "Boss" more easily.
After wiping it a few times, Gu Lang quickly pulled up his pants and stood up.
“Ah~~~”
Just after taking a step, Gu Lang's expression suddenly twisted again, and he couldn't help but let out a soft cry. When his body completely relaxed at this moment, he didn't have time to react, and the burning and soreness all over his body seemed to suddenly come.
My arms hurt, my legs hurt, my back hurts! This hurts, that hurts! Everything hurts!
Gu Laosan looked at Wang Ping with tears in his eyes, then reached out and touched the top and back of his head.
There was an obvious big swelling at the back of my head. When I touched it with my finger, it hurt so much that I began to doubt my life.
"What happened? Did we have another car accident?"