As the saying goes, if you work hard, you get what you pay for. Although this is not always true, it makes sense most of the time.
Although it was dragged to be anesthetized, scanned, and beaten, and finally scrubbed from head to toe with a brush dipped in water, it was a shame in the badger's life. But it was precisely because of this extra process that the deadline for a certain badger to pass the quarantine came earlier.
Of course, if Wang Ping were given the choice, he would rather live in an iron cage for a week or even a month than go through this special quarantine method again.
The next morning, Gu Laosan arrived at the airport in less than an hour after receiving the notice, which made people wonder if he had not returned home at all yesterday. He first went to the customs office to receive criticism and education for more than an hour, and then someone carried the aviation box containing the badger and sent him out.
It was also a lucky thing for Wang Ping. Except for the slightly excessive fat content, all the quarantine indicators were very standard and no irregular bacteria were found. Otherwise, he would not have faced criticism and education, but a slap in the face from the mother of the law.
Gu Laosan carried the flight case out of the airport and went directly to the taxi area to hail a car, confirming that this guy did not return to Shengjiawu. Wang Ping was waiting for the moment when the flight case was opened, but at the same time he was struggling with whether to beat someone up after he got out.
Although the tragic experience last night was caused by Mr. Gu's abuse of the customs staff, strictly speaking, it was also to allow him to go home early so that he wouldn't have to eat or sleep well in the quarantine area. I had discussed this matter with Wang Ping. I couldn't just beat someone up just because he did something wrong with good intentions, right
But when he thought about how he was given an injection by being grabbed by the neck last night, how he was touched all over his body with rubber gloves, how he was slapped in the face countless times, and finally how he was held down on the head and brushed with a brush, and even the little bird did not escape the fate of being brushed, Wang Ping became furious.
In this life and the previous one, whether as a human or a badger, he had never been treated like this. If he didn't beat him up, it would be difficult to eliminate the hatred in the badger's heart.
"How about... just beat him up for his low quality, failure to comply with airport regulations, and affecting the image of Chinese citizens?" Wang Ping thought with his little paws in his arms. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this reason was a good one.
However, before Badger could think it through, he heard Gu Lang, who had already gotten into the taxi, discussing it with him.
“Go to the Oriental Pearl Tower!”
After Gu Laosan told the driver the address, he lowered his head and said, "Boss, let's not go home yet. I have to stay in Shanghai for a few more days."
"Huh? You're not going home? Why? Don't you miss grandma? Don't you miss Dahei and Xiaosi?"
Why was Wang Ping in such a hurry to leave the quarantine area? It was because of the ribs that grandma had stewed... Well, it was because he missed grandma and everyone else! With what Gu Laosan said, if he stayed in a hotel for a few days and ate takeout every day, what was the difference between that and living in the quarantine area
He stretched out his claws and scratched around in the box. When Gu Lang opened the box, the badger did not leave first, but stood in the box with his arms folded and glared at him. If this guy did not give a reasonable explanation, the reason for the next beating would probably change.
"Emm..."
It is hard to describe the expression on Gu Laosan's face at this moment. He was like an old man who was guarding an orchard and found that the fruit was stolen, and it turned out that the thief was his own relative.
Originally, Gu Lang was planning to stay in Shanghai for a few more days after returning from Saudi Arabia. However, the previous reason was sweet, but the current reason was a bit strange. What should I say? Should I keep an eye on Gu Ma and Wang An, lest these two get drunk one day and suddenly become sworn sisters or godmother and daughter
"Boss, you still remember Wang An, right? She's the pretty sister who came to see us off before we set off!" Gu Lao San said in a persuasive manner.
"Beautiful sister? If I tell you about my relationship with her, you'll be scared to tears!"
Wang Ping showed disdain on his face, but then he frowned.
Since Gu Laosan mentioned Wang An, there was no need to explain the rest of the reasons. Even if he said something fantastic, Wang Ping would only have that one thought in his mind.
"So, after finally surviving in Jizan, instead of returning home as soon as possible to reassure grandma, you're still here trying to attract the attention of my sister?"
Before Gu Laosan could finish his next words, the fat guy in front of him jumped up, and his little palm grew bigger and bigger in front of him.
“Bang!”
"Ah... Shit, why did you hit me?"
"I was wrong... I won't fight you yet, someone is watching here!"
"You...badger, why are you so unreasonable?"
From the moment Gu Lang got into the car carrying a suitcase and spoke to the suitcase with a heavy heart, the taxi driver began to observe him frequently through the rearview mirror, fearing that he had picked up a mentally ill patient.
From the moment Gu Laosan opened the air box to the moment a badger attacked someone, the driver's face became increasingly darker. It seemed that he had not only brought a mentally ill patient, but also a mentally ill pet.
At a bus stop not far from the airport, a man and a badger were angrily kicked out of a taxi.
"Tsk! You're crazy!"
Gu Lang was holding an empty box in one hand, squatting on the platform with a badger, pointing his finger (claw) at the taxi that was driving away to express his contempt. People waiting for the bus looked at him sideways.
In order to avoid a similar situation from happening again or being sent directly to a mental hospital by the driver, Gu Lang had no choice but to call Gu Ma's driver Yang Jie and ask her to pick him and Wang Ping up.
"Tsk, look at you! You're so violent again. I have to meet someone this afternoon!"
After finishing the call, Gu Lang used the front camera to take a picture of the claw marks on his face, and squatted on the platform muttering unhappily.
"Hmph, you don't even care about your shame, what are you afraid of if I get hit a few times?" Wang Ping hugged his little shoulders and sulked under the curious gazes of the passengers waiting for the bus nearby.
When a Mercedes-Benz S stopped in front of the bus stop, what was seen was a man and a badger with their backs to each other and ignoring each other.
"Heh...Xiao Lang?" Yang Jie rolled down the window and greeted Gu Lang with a smile, which was considered to be giving someone a way out.
"Sister Yang, thank you for your hard work. Please send the boss back to Shengjiawu, and then come back!" Gu Lang said as he opened the car door for Wang Ping.
Gu Laosan probably thought that the reason he was beaten just now was because he said he would not go home first. That's when the badger became excited, probably because he missed his friends at home. Anyway, Wang An didn't like him, so he just let him go home to accompany his grandmother, and he could also help him share his grandmother's anger.
"Why, you're not going back?" Yang Jie just finished speaking, then pretended to remember something, and before Gu Lao San could speak, she joked: "Oh, I forgot, you still have to accompany Mr. Sheng and Miss Wang~"
“Bang!”
The badger that had just jumped onto the back seat slapped the cushion with its paw, startling both of them. Gu Lang turned his head and frowned in surprise. Why was the badger still so unhappy when he heard that he was going home
Wang Ping was of course unhappy. Yang Jie's teasing to someone was particularly irritating to him. At the same time, Gu Lao San's attitude was that he would rather be beaten than stay in the Magic City. This made Wang Ping a little confused.
What should I do? Should I really beat him to death? Grandma only has this one grandson...
After watching a badger lose his temper, he himself became dazed. Gu Laosan pondered for a long time, then slapped his head as if he suddenly realized something. He thought to himself, no wonder he was beaten as soon as he left the airport, it turned out that he forgot something.
"Look at my brain!"
Gu Laosan closed the car door, ran to the front and sat in the passenger seat in a hurry, and said to Yang Jie, "Sister Yang, please take me to the hotel first, and take my luggage back with you. There is a gift for grandma in it, but the eldest brother risked his life to bring it back from the bottom of the sea!"