Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 339: The arrogant badger is [a big cow pig] with a reward of 10,000 yuan (1/3)

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Shengjiawu still looks the same as before.

There were children running and playing in the village, dogs frolicking around, cats squatting on the roof looking down on them, and the occasional laughter and scolding from adults.

The car stopped at the gate of the courtyard. Without waiting for Yang Jie to get out, a badger impatiently opened the back door and jumped out. He rushed to the outside of the gate and slammed the iron gate with a clanging sound, with an extremely arrogant attitude.

"Woof!"

A low growl of Dahei was heard in the yard. Through the crack in the door, I saw the dog coming out of its den and approaching with its teeth bared. However, before it reached the door, its expression was stunned. The dog had an obvious look of joy on its face, and it trotted over, wagging its tail.

When Yang Jie hurriedly got out of the car, the door was opened from the inside. Dahei pulled the bolt and came out first, circling around a badger, wagging his tail, and occasionally approaching to smell him, then being pushed away, and then smelling again.

The badger carried his paw on his back like a big shot, kicked open one side of the gate, and walked into the yard. Dahei followed him around excitedly. The badger walked a few steps and turned back to wave his paw at Yang Jie, looking like he was welcome, which was hilarious.

At this time, Grandma and Wolf Xiaosi, who had heard the noise, came out of the hallway. When they saw a badger approaching the yard, Wolf Xiaosi rushed over first and almost knocked Grandma down.

“Qiqi!”

Grandma yelled behind her: "Get out of the way!"

"Woo~"

The wolf, Xiao Si, who had just rushed close to a badger, suddenly braked, then ran with his head drooped and squatted down.

Before Wang Ping could gloat over his misfortune, his grandmother came over and grabbed him. Then he got slapped on the butt: "You little thing, you still remember to come back!"

"Grandma..." The badger struggled in the grandma's hands: "I have been clamoring to go home, but it is the heartless Gu Laosan who doesn't want to come back. You have to understand!"

"Are you still not behaving yourself?" A badger was slapped twice on the buttocks.

At this time, Yang Jie had already picked up the luggage from the trunk and walked into the yard with a smile. When she saw her grandma, she hurriedly greeted her.

"Chairman, you are at home!"

"Hey, Xiao Yang, why are you the one who delivered it?" Grandma nodded with a smile at first, then looked behind Yang Jie, and when she didn't see the figure of a certain salted fish, she frowned.

"Xiao Lang, he's still in Shanghai." Yang Jie came over with a smile and whispered something in grandma's ear. Seeing grandma turned around in surprise, she waved her hand and said, "Don't say that I was the one who told the secret. Just blame it on President Sheng. She knows it anyway."

"Haha, this brat!"

Grandma shook her head and laughed. After Yang Jie sent someone's luggage into the living room, she carried the badger and sent her away. Even after the door was closed, Wang Ping was still hanging in Grandma's hand.

"Grandma... please put me down!" The badger struggled quietly twice, fearing that grandma had forgotten.

“Don’t move!” Grandma shouted angrily, scaring the other two in the yard so much that they trembled and squatted aside with lowered heads and pretended to be dead.

"After riding the camel for so many days and diving into the sea, you little thing have grown up! Go give me a bath first!"

"Ah~" a badger began to howl.

"No, grandma, I was washed at the customs, really! A layer of my skin was washed off..."

Generally speaking, grandma won't give a badger a bath.

Wang Ping's room has its own bathroom and shower, so he always washes himself before going downstairs. But there is one exception, that is, when Mou Hao and Gu Lao San come back from going out, grandma always puts him in the small basin and washes him herself.

There is a kind of dirtiness that makes your grandma think you are dirty. Maybe it is because you don’t trust how clean a small animal can clean itself, and you are afraid of bringing germs or fleas home.

Every time this happened, Wang Ping would be very "shy", and would use his little tail to block the little bird, and then be pulled away by his grandmother, who would then cover it with her little paws. At the end of the wash, he would always get a good beating in the basin.

After taking a bath, without waiting to pour out the water, grandma grabbed a badger that was trying to run away, pulled out a towel, wrapped it like a baby, leaving only the head exposed, and sat him on the sofa, cleaning his ears with a cotton swab.

Wolf Xiao Si and Da Hei squatted in front of the sofa, one on each side, looking at the little face showing the towel. Whenever grandma poked the cotton swab into the little ear of a badger, the badger would instantly squint his eyes in comfort, open his little mouth, and even stick out his tongue.

The two dogs in front of them had their ears cleaned by grandma. Thinking of the previous experiences, a dog and a suspected dog couldn't help but shiver. They couldn't tell whether they were envious or in silence.

After struggling for more than an hour, grandma finally let the badger go when she felt it was really "clean". She got up to get her cell phone and prepared to go out to buy groceries.

Wang Ping glanced at the two large backpacks thrown at the corner of the stairs, remembered something, hurriedly grabbed his grandmother's trouser legs, and then went to look for the things he had picked up from the bottom of the sea.

"You make trouble as soon as you get home!" Grandma scolded, but she had a smile on her face. Maybe the dogs at home were too obedient, and few dared to be so active in front of her.

When I was diving in Jizan with Gu Lang and returning to the hotel, I met Han Daxia. All the things Wang Ping picked up were stuffed into his handbag, except for the red coral, which Wang Ping later hid on the side of his backpack. However, as he searched, he found a bunch of palm-sized gift boxes inside, which Gu Lang probably bought in Shanghai.

"Fuck! Don't let this guy give away my pearls!"

Thinking of a possibility, the badger's heart jumped, and he quickly took the small gift box and opened it one by one. Fortunately, the second one he opened was the pearl. Wang Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and then he held the box and happily gave it to his grandmother.

"What's this?"

Grandma squatted down and took it. When she opened it, she found a round blue pearl with a purple halo under the sunlight outside the door.

"Oh, what beautiful pearls!" Grandma couldn't help but exclaim, looking up at a badger: "Did Xiaolang buy this?"

"He can't buy anything!" A badger kept shaking his head and pointing at himself with his little paws.

"Oh, is this what you want to give to grandma?" Seeing the badger nodding with a flattering look on his furry face, grandma couldn't help laughing and patted the badger on the head, "Thank you Huanhuan! Grandma likes it very much!"

Dahei and Xiaosi the wolf also came over and stretched out their noses to try to smell it, but were slapped away by Grandma and a badger at the same time.

"Haha, little thing!" Wang Ping's actions caused grandma to laugh. She stood up and said, "I'll stew pork ribs for you tonight!"

Grandma went back to her room to get her phone, while Wang Ping climbed onto Dahei's back, ready to go shopping with her. He was free, so he went out for a walk.

There is a supermarket in the northwest and southeast entrance of Shengjiawu village. It is very close to Lin'an District. Even when standing on the tea mountain, you can overlook Lin'an District directly. Therefore, there are many supermarkets in the village with everything.

Grandma led two dogs and a badger along the way, and there were always people smiling and greeting along the way. There were also little kids who were familiar with Dahei and ran to tease him, which annoyed the badger on Dahei's back.

So when they reached the supermarket entrance, grandma was followed by her pets and a bunch of little kids. They were all crying because of Wang Ping's beatings, and they were waiting for grandma to buy them lollipops to make up for it.

"Haha~" The supermarket owner came out from the door, pointed at a badger and said to grandma with a smile: "As soon as I heard a bunch of children crying outside, I knew it was your Huanhuan who came back!"