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Chapter 351: The backhand is [The longer the name, the more handsome the person] with accumulated 10,000 rewards

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The equatorial region was already very hot, and after a busy day, the clothes of several people were soaked with sweat and stuck to their bodies. However, Wang Ping liked the climate here very much. It was probably because he suddenly came from winter and was enjoying the warm tropical sunshine. After a few days, he would get used to it and start to dislike the heat again.

"Brother Jie, why do you put the chimpanzee and the giant macaque together? Shouldn't animals of different species be separated?" After everyone walked a few steps out of the tent, Gu Laosan expressed his doubts from the beginning.

“…That’s called a baboon!”

Li Jie rolled up his eyelids, glared at him with amusement, then shook his head and sighed: "I know what you said! In fact, as soon as we came here and saw this situation, our comrades in the rescue team reacted, but there was nothing we could do!"

Before he finished speaking, Li Jie pointed to a place in an open space that looked like a military camp and said, "We can't achieve a sterile environment for now, but we can still achieve a dust-free environment. In order to make room for the animals, the guards gave up their military tents, but there are still not enough tents! The baboons and gorillas you see are all good together, and some animals that were originally hostile will fight in the tents if they are not properly monitored."

"Huh? That's not right. I see that many hotels over there in the square are empty. Why aren't they using all those empty rooms?"

As soon as Gu Laosan finished speaking, he saw Li Jie's half-smile on his face, and he reacted first, scratching his head and said, "Oh, I see, the owner doesn't agree, right?"

"nonsense!"

Li Jie rolled his eyes and said unhappily, "After all, it's an animal. What if it leaves some smell or feces? How will the loss be calculated? It's good enough that they can provide accommodation for the staff! After all, it's private property. No one can say anything about this."

At this time, a walkie-talkie hanging in the outer pocket of Li Jie's coat suddenly rang with a gibberish, and then someone shouted again in English, as if something had happened in a tent again. Several people looked at each other and hurriedly ran under the leadership of Li Jie.

In the jungle north of Mount Kenya, a fully armed team of seven was walking through waist-high bushes and heading south. The long journey with heavy loads made everyone silent, and the only sounds accompanying the team were their breathing and footsteps.

In the middle of the team, there was a figure who was carrying nothing but a machete, occasionally chopping off branches that blocked the road. Behind him, a thin woman was carrying a backpack that was taller than the others. She was wearing the same camouflage uniform, but without a weapon.

If you look closely, you can see that the two people lagging behind would intentionally or unintentionally aim their guns at her, which seems like they are monitoring her and are on guard against her.

"Hey, the traces you leave behind are too obvious!" After walking for a while, Yuan Xiaoxiao couldn't help but remind him.

"Oh? Are you teaching me how to do things?"

The man in front turned around, revealing a face full of hideous scars, as if he had been burned by fire. At this time, he was wearing camouflage, so it was impossible to see his specific expression, but judging from his tone, the man was in a bad mood.

I think anyone with such scars on his face would not be in a good mood. Especially when he saw the beautiful face of the woman behind him, he felt even worse. I am afraid that except Yuan Xiaoxiao, no one could connect the scary-looking man in front of him with the Italian handsome guy with a flowery mouth.

"Skanner, our situation is very dangerous now. I hope you don't mix in personal emotions!" Yuan Xiaoxiao said with a frown.

"Personal emotions?" Scana snorted coldly, as if he had heard a joke that was not funny, pointed at his own face and said sarcastically: "If I really mixed personal emotions, Shirley, I would have stripped you naked and hanged you on a tree by now!"

"Ok... let's not talk about anything else and just talk about the matter, okay?"

Yuan Xiaoxiao sighed and said helplessly: "Don't you know what the current situation of Opejita is? Do you have to go and die?"

Scana looked at Yuan Xiaoxiao deeply, but did not speak. He turned around and continued walking forward. After a while, he said, "Originally, the best candidates for the mission were you and me, but the boss still chose the Jin soldiers. As a result, the troops were lost and the mission failed. Do you know why?"

"Hmm..."

Yuan Xiaoxiao was silent for a moment, then said, "You know this is none of my business."

"Humph... The boss is getting old! He's becoming more and more confused and timid!"

Scana snorted coldly and said the words "treasonous", but the men around him did not behave strangely. It seemed that they were used to it or they had the same idea as him.

Seeing the expressions of the people around her, Yuan Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes and sneered, "Now I am really sure that it is none of my business. It seems that the boss is not suspecting me, but you! You were also lying to me when you said those things in Jizan, right?"

"But you didn't ask your boss for confirmation at the time, which means you are guilty!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao was speechless, and she heard Scana continue to say: "Shirley, just because you wanted me to die on the plane, I should kill you! But I still value your ability! As long as you help me kill a beautiful comeback and the customer is satisfied, the boss will no longer be able to suppress me. When I take over, you will be my right-hand man!"

"I see..." Yuan Xiaoxiao suddenly realized, "You brought me here with this in mind. Aren't you afraid that I will set you up and tell the boss secretly?"

"Haha!" Scana stopped again, turned around, pinched Yuan Xiaoxiao's chin, and laughed: "There is one thing I didn't lie to you about. I did say a lot of good things about you in front of him! So he must think now that you are mine!"

“… Shit!”

After a moment of silence, Yuan Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, broke free from someone's hand, and snorted, "It's my bad luck!"

"Very good!" Scana nodded, asked everyone to stop, took out a pistol from his waist and handed it to Yuan Xiaoxiao, and said with a smile: "Look, I'm not that old guy. It's easy to win my trust!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao refused to take it, but snorted coldly: "I just want my knife!"

On the other side, two figures opened a tent and walked out silently. One of the figures in camouflage uniform had a furry thing squatting on his shoulder. But at this moment, the little figure was holding his nose tightly.

Gu Laosan sighed and was about to raise his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, but he put it down halfway and looked at his hand, wanting to cry but without tears.

"I finally understand why those doctors are unwilling to take off their white coats even when it's so hot!" Gu Laosan looked down at his messy body and said with trembling lips, "I may need one too!"

Just now, when he was helping a few unknown doctors hold down the hind legs of a warthog in the tent, the latter suddenly ejaculated, spraying Gu Laosan all over his body. When the treatment was finally finished, someone could no longer hold on and ran out.

Looking back at the black guy who was still dressed neatly, I couldn't tell that he had any special emotions, but his lips were shaking from trying not to laugh, which showed that he was not at peace. At the same time, the sound of rewards coming from the tablet meant that the live broadcast room was also not at peace.

"Don't cry, Third Brother, stand up..."

"Xiaoxniu gave the anchor rocket x5..."

"There were so many people in that room, but you were the only one sprayed with shit. What luck..."

"The longer the name, the more handsome the person is. Give the anchor rocket x8..."

"I can feel the taste of San Ge through the screen"

“Luckily it’s not dinner time”

"He didn't even vomit. Gu Laosan's endurance is extraordinary."

“Why do I want to laugh so much?”

"Please level the camera. I'm going to vomit..."

In fact, someone had already reminded Gu Lao San to dodge in the tent. But the other person was speaking in Bantu language, which Gu Lang could not understand at all, and thought he was reminding him not to let go. So the more anxiously the other person shouted, the tighter he held on.

After sending someone back to the hotel to take a shower, the black guy was left alone thinking about the scene. He couldn't hold back his laughter anymore and fell down in the car.