What Wang Ping didn't know was that he had been in a coma for three days.
During these three days, not to mention the few silver needles on his body, including the IV drip, this guy has been given more than a thousand injections.
Although the reserve was short of staff, they still had Miss "Emeijing" and another nurse take turns to watch him 24 hours a day. Liu Min also worked tirelessly to study his test reports and X-rays. The reserve even organized an expert consultation for his condition.
The conclusion was very strange. In addition to excessive blood loss and a large number of soft tissue contusions, the most serious wound was just the skin tissue on the back of the neck bitten by an orangutan. As for the blood spurting out of the badger's wound at the time, it was actually a blood vessel burst from the inside, as if it was under some kind of great pressure in the body.
Foreign experts believe that the badger was in a coma because of ischemic shock caused by excessive blood loss. But Liu Min always felt that the badger's condition was more like the damage to the meridians caused by the reverse flow of qi and blood in traditional Chinese medicine. Excess qi is fire, which is the legendary possession of the devil.
But in this era, this kind of statement is too fantastic. Let alone a badger. Liu Min has been practicing medicine for so long, but she has never seen such a person. To say that a badger went insane because of a fight with an orangutan? I am afraid that if ten people hear this, nine out of ten will think she is crazy, and one will call a mental hospital.
Fortunately, the park's treatment plan for a certain badger did not conflict with Liu Min's idea, so after the daily infusion, Liu Min would give him another acupuncture to clear his meridians and promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis.
In contrast, a chimpanzee, whose internal and external injuries were countless times more serious than those of a badger, was alive and kicking from beginning to end, which was extremely speechless.
Although they are animals after all, and it is often difficult to explain the truth, but primates are primates. When Liu Min knelt in the woods and put the new life into Laura's arms, even the dumbest gorilla present knew what was going on.
So the big gorilla, who was originally seriously injured and hammered to death, stayed by Wang Ping's side from then on, and no one could pull him away. Even with broken bones in his hands, he was still able to push the rescue stretcher away and followed Gu Xianyu, who was bruised and swollen, through the forest all the way to the ambulance.
As a result, Wang Ping could have stayed in a single room in the hotel or in the infirmary of the park's office building, but because of a certain gorilla, he had to sleep in a tent. His life-and-death rival also became a "fellow patient" in the same ward.
Because of his huge size, he stood out from other chimpanzees, so the park named a strong chimpanzee "Eiffel", which means iron tower. But looking at his gap-toothed face, Wang Ping couldn't associate him with a strong man. He looked more like a wretched old man peeking at a young girl.
As Liu Min removed the silver needles from the badger one by one, the ghostly howling in the tent subsided. The anti-inflammatory infusion tube was still inserted behind Wang Ping's neck. However, due to the angle, the badger could not see it and thought that all the needles had been removed.
Unfortunately, no matter how hard he struggled, acted cute, or acted pitiful, the small belt that bound him was still firmly fixed on the rack, and Liu Min had no intention of helping him untie it. No matter how the badger called her, she always had that half-smile on her face.
After all, she had spent a week with the badger in Beijing. She knew without Gu Lao San reminding her that if she loosened the leash, she would never be able to catch this little thing and give it an injection again.
Of course, Wang Ping didn't know at the moment that not only was there an infusion needle stuck in his back, but a large area of his hair had been shaved off. He looked like a pink patch on his white cloak, looking very effeminate.
Seeing that her voice was hoarse from shouting, Liu Min didn't care about herself anymore. The badger started to bare its teeth and glared at her with an obviously threatening look.
"Oops!" A doctor suddenly cried out in annoyance, slapping his forehead and sighing, "It seems that I pierced a wrong acupuncture point just now?"
A certain little figure suddenly shuddered, and small white teeth began to hide behind the furry corners of the mouth.
"Should I get the tattoo done again?" Someone seemed to be talking to himself.
There was silence behind her. When Liu Min looked over again, the badger's little eyes were blinking, and there was no threatening expression on its face. Its little furry mouth was bent upwards, and it was acting cute at her.
"Tsk..." Liu Min curled her lips, packed up the needles, and then, with a smile on her face, walked out of the tent under the gaze of a badger. She had stayed up all night before, and after three days of sleepless nights, she could finally go back and have a good night's sleep.
"Woo woo~"
After Liu Min left, there was no one else in the tent. A "mummy" with both arms in plaster came over, and its head, which was bigger than a badger's body, came in front of Wang Ping, grinning with its mouth that had never been brushed since birth. The indescribable smell almost made Wang Ping cry.
"Get out!" A badger glared and roared, but his eyes felt like tears were coming out, and he didn't know if it was because of the stinging.
Putting aside their strength and ferocity when fighting their enemies, Wang Ping feels that perhaps every chimpanzee has the gene of being funny in its bones.
Seeing that a badger didn't like him, Eiffel raised his arm and scratched his head with his plastered hand, thinking with his horny face. Then he ignored the badger's screams and stretched out his hand to pull his head, as if he was going to catch lice for him.
"Damn it, are you and I so familiar with each other? Get away! Don't touch me! Damn it, are all you gorillas so familiar with each other?"
Wang Ping was so angry that he struggled again, his little paws kept shrinking, but he just couldn't break free from the belt.
Seeing the big hand of the gorilla touching the neck from the top of the head, the badger bit it in a hurry, and ended up eating a mouthful of plaster. He quickly stuck out his tongue and spit. However, as he spitted, he seemed to have thought of a solution and aimed his little mouth at the gorilla.
"He~tui!"
A lump of indescribable liquid "popped" onto the chest of a certain gorilla, and the hairy hands that were moving around on a certain badger stopped moving. Eiffel took two steps back and looked down. The atmosphere in the tent seemed to be somewhat frozen, and Wang Ping suddenly had a bad feeling.
“Woohoo~”
The gorilla raised its head again, with excitement on its face, its mouth opened in an "o" shape, with an expression of realization that "it turns out you like this tune". Then, under the horrified gaze of the badger, it made a "ha~ei~" sound, gathered a huge mouthful of indescribable stuff, and spit it at the badger with a "tui".
“Ahh!”
Restricted by the frame that tied him up, even though Wang Ping had tried his best to turn his head, he was still covered in smears. It even felt like someone had splashed water on his face. In desperation, the badger did something that he would regret for the rest of his life: he spit back.
This is what it means to shoot oneself in the foot.
For a moment, the sound of spitting was constantly heard in the tent, mixed with the roar of a badger and the excited "woooo" of an gorilla.
“A-choo!”
“A-choo!”
Gu Laosan sniffed, looked up at the bright sun above his head, and felt confused. It was broad daylight, and he didn't have a cold or any allergies, so why did he suddenly start sneezing
Turning his head to look at the few black guys still following behind him, a salted fish sighed helplessly: "I really don't know Chinese Kung Fu..."