When the energy sensation appeared again, Wang Ping thought he was dreaming.
He had this feeling, of course, not because he felt that his Dantian might have exploded, although Liu Min's description easily made him think of this. Blood vessels bursting, bleeding spots all over the body, and the general's belly disappearing, isn't that the Dantian exploding
To be honest, when I was practicing Qigong with my dad, I didn't dare to practice it halfway. In addition to the lack of follow-up guidance, the main reason was that I was afraid of bursting my Dantian. But I didn't realize that my Dantian was so useless. I felt the Qi sensation in Shengjiawu not long ago, and my Dantian was gone before I could even warm it up.
However, all of the above has nothing to do with dreaming. The reason why Wang Ping felt that he was dreaming was because the location where the qi sensation appeared was not in the dantian at all, but on the buttocks.
Wang Ping felt a little ashamed, even in his dream.
But then, a tingling sensation appeared from the root of his left thigh, as if something was slowly being pulled out. Then, the air on his butt was inexplicably connected to his thigh, causing him to tremble involuntarily.
"Ding-ling-ling~" The crisp and pleasant sound is like a wind chime.
Wang Ping remembered that he was indeed dreaming before, but now, after waking up from the dream, he found himself having acupuncture.
“Ah~”
He howled subconsciously, even though he knew it was useless. Liu Min would never soften her heart because of his howling. Or rather, Liu Min's softness was reflected in her ignoring him.
"Woohoo~"
A certain gorilla's voice was heard nearby, as if saying hello.
If it were normal, Wang Ping would have seen an oversized gorilla face approaching him. But when Liu Min was doing acupuncture, Eiffel never dared to get close, as if he was afraid that because of his disturbance, the doctor's hand would shake and his friend would be killed again. Of course, it is more likely that he was simply afraid of Liu Min.
"Ka~" Wang Ping made a sound similar to a sigh.
These days, it is better to say that Liu Min is giving him a forced psychological intervention than to say that he is giving him a "health acupuncture". Wang Ping, who is so afraid of injections... Badger, has to get hundreds of injections every day. This is like locking a person who is afraid of the dark in a small dark room. After a long time, this person will either go crazy or no longer be afraid of the dark.
From struggling and howling in the beginning to being submissive now, Wang Ping felt that the reason he was not crazy was not because God had blessed him, but because God had not seen enough of his joke and wanted to have fun with him for a while longer.
However, being submissive does not mean that one is not afraid of injections. Wang Ping still has the idea of catching a certain doctor and giving him a beating, but he has learned to hypnotize himself every time he has acupuncture.
"I didn't get the injection, I was just shot!"
Every time I think about it, I feel much better, and sometimes I can even fall asleep. Of course, most of the time, the badger still can't help howling when he thinks about the last part.
As Liu Min put a silver needle back into the wooden box, the numbness in her legs began to shift, and something continued to rotate and pull out from the badger's calf, which was the opposite of human structure. At the same time, the feeling of qi originating from the buttocks began to extend.
At this moment, Wang Ping felt not joy but resentment. Damn, such a memorable beginning actually started from the buttocks. Couldn't Liu Min start the needle somewhere else
Then, he began to daydream in a disorganized manner.
The extension of the Qi sense continued. As the silver needles on his body were taken out one by one, Wang Ping felt that his body was like a district with centralized heating, which became hotter as the heating valve was opened. It seemed that something called Qi did not disappear with the explosion of Dantian, but was stored in the limbs and bones, waiting to be activated.
Inexplicably, Wang Ping thought of a phrase: destroy and then rebuild.
"Is this the real way to practice the so-called Qigong Enlightenment?"
Thinking of the consequences of bursting the Dantian with a human body, a certain badger shuddered. This idea was too suicidal, and even if there was such a possibility, he would never dare to try it. That was not challenging the limits of the body, but challenging the patience of modern medicine.
Soon, as the last silver needle was pulled out, the badger felt warm all over, and was in surprisingly good condition. The feeling of being full of strength was gone, replaced by a feeling of lightness. But this did not mean that he had no strength. The badger felt that if he fought with Eiffel again, he could beat the gorilla into a brain-damaged state without any damage.
As Liu Min put away the small wooden box, she was taken out of the tent by Miss "Emeijing" holding her arm. The sunlight shining through the door curtain shone on the curved shape of a badger's furry mouth.
"Very good, the moon is dark and the wind is strong..."
Wang Ping tried to exert force with his little arm, and he was surprised to find that at the moment when he gathered his strength, the heat from his whole body seemed to flow into his arm. Although he couldn't see it, he felt that his arm had turned into a red-hot iron rod, full of energy.
“Bang!”
The steel ring on the belt buckle was torn into a "C" shape and flew out. The little black claws stretched wantonly, feeling the long-lost freedom.
"Woo?"
Everything went dark before his eyes, and a certain gorilla came over and looked at this little friend in surprise. He couldn't understand how this guy, who was still a sickly person yesterday, suddenly transformed into a Super Saiyan... a badger.
"Shh!"
Wang Ping made a silent gesture. A certain gorilla suddenly realized that this guy, in addition to howling, actually understood such complicated things. He immediately grinned and wanted to laugh, then hurriedly nodded and repeated his actions.
He stretched out his claws and quickly cut the rest of the belts. As a badger jumped onto the bed, he felt a pain on his back. An infusion needle with water droplets on it was pulled out from his back and dangled in front of his face.
Wang Ping was frightened and shuddered, then he remembered that he was still receiving an IV. But he couldn't care less now, because it was impossible for him to put the needle back in. Forget it.
"Wait, I'll bring you something delicious when I'm done with my work!"
Hearing the footsteps returning outside the tent, Wang Ping patted the face of an orangutan, then jumped off the bed and hid behind the door curtain.
Miss "Emeijing" lifted the curtain and walked in, and then someone's exclamation was heard in the tent.
"Oh my god! It happens again! It happens to me again!" A nurse collapsed and screamed: "Why? Why does this always happen to me!"
Soon, a car sounded outside the tent, and an open jeep carrying an anxious nurse drove towards the hotel. Gu Xianyu, who received the news, had already started putting on clothes. After all, the badger was different from other animals. According to his thinking, the first thing he would do after escaping was to come back to the hotel to beat him up.
"It's true that being lazy is a bad thing!" Gu Laosan wanted to cry but had no tears. If he hadn't slept in and gotten up late today, he would have gone out to see the rhinoceros by now.
In a few minutes, a large group of people gathered in Gu Lang's room. Sang Ge stood behind the door with a net bag, while Miss "Emeijing" and Liu Min hid on the other side, each holding an anesthetic needle, ready to fight.
Gu Laosan, who was originally trying to escape but was caught again, sat on the sofa nervously acting as a "bait".
At the hotel entrance, as people ran past, the lobby became quiet. A furry head popped out from under the chassis of a jeep, looked around, then sprinted across the lobby and ran toward the stairs.
"What a beautiful jasmine flower~~"
A badger hummed a little tune in his heart while running quickly in the corridor on the second floor, and soon stopped outside a room.
"Tsk, I don't know where this little girl bought this jasmine scented perfume, it smells pretty good, I'll buy a bottle for Anna to try later~"