Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 368: On the lethality of cosmetics to women

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"If I don't make it into a hedgehog, I'm not named Liu!" said a female doctor who is always kind and quiet.

At this moment, Liu Min did not look abnormal at all. Unlike the others who were in a mess, even her hair was not messy, but her face turned red with anger.

Wang Ping thought he was not the kind of person who would take revenge on a doctor... Badger, so there was no trap in Liu Min's room at all. In fact, Wang Ping just took something from her.

For example, a certain brand of makeup setting powder is still in Li Jie's hair and has not been washed out. A certain brand of primer and a certain brand of facial mask were made into a ejection device, so Miss "Emeijing" also became a harlequin cat. Others, such as a certain brand of lipstick, are still unknown, and I don't think they have any regular use.

After all, everyone was busy at different times, and many doctors in the rescue team were still asleep. Liu Min had to wait until they woke up at night to know the specific uses of most of her cosmetics.

But judging from her current tone, she might not be willing to know.

"Sister Liu..."

Gu Lang, who was sitting next to Liu Min, tried to defuse the situation, thinking that fortunately the badger had only ruined her cosmetics, and the loss of items could always be compensated.

"Take a look at what's missing and I'll give it to you. Don't worry, it's definitely more than enough..."

"Compensation?" Liu Min was furious, like a mad lioness. "My limited edition lipstick, the out-of-print little white bottle, is no longer available! I spent two years looking for it on Xianyu! Two years! How are you going to compensate me?"

"I..." Gu Laosan's ears rang because of the shock. He was stunned for a while, and suddenly said viciously: "Sister Liu, I agree with you, stick him into a hedgehog!"

"A pet must have its master! You are not a good person! Get out!"

Gu Lang: …

It's me again! Blame me again!

A certain salty fish roared in his heart, this is definitely not what I taught!

Before the car reached the clinic, we could see several guards standing outside a tent, peeking behind the door curtain. There was a lot of noise inside the tent, and even music, along with the excited shouts of the gorillas, it really felt like a party.

Everyone was so angry that their noses were crooked. They thought, this guy is too arrogant, isn't he? He didn't hide after getting into trouble, but dared to stay here and have fun. Did he really think that we couldn't do anything to him? Thinking of this, someone's face suddenly changed and began to act strange.

"Go do what you need to do! Stop gathering here!"

As soon as Liu Min got out of the car, she yelled with a dark face. Miss "Emeijing", who was still wiping her face with a towel, quickly translated and waved her hand to let everyone get out of the way. Liu Min was a powder keg at the moment. In comparison, those who had suffered the prank felt better.

After all, it's just your face or clothes that are dirty, your beloved things are not damaged.

Yuan Xiaoxiao was not among the people who came to the clinic. Although she hated the badger as much as everyone else, she knew from the beginning that she could not do anything to him. Although these people cried loudly when they left, they cried the first time they saw the badger.

At this moment, many people had come to their senses and silently slowed down their pace to move to the back of the crowd. Only Liu Min, holding Kasaya, walked in front.

As soon as they entered the tent, although none of the animals, including Wang Ping, smoked, they still inexplicably sensed a smoky atmosphere. A dozen chimpanzees were standing or sitting around a bed in the middle, and each of them had something smeared on their face.

Several small chimpanzees stood on the periphery, their faces painted like ghosts, and they posed in front of the guys who were clapping as the music played from a cell phone nearby. Gu Lang had no impression of the cell phone, but he had heard the song played by an uncle from a rescue team. As for the lipstick that Liu Min had been thinking about, it was in the hands of one of the chimpanzees and was about to turn into plasticine.

On the bed in the middle of the tent, Wang Ping sat on a pillow, and he had changed into a purple hooded sweater. Gu Lang remembered clearly that he had put this sweater in his bedroom closet. Opposite him, Eiffel, who was still wrapped in bandages, frowned, one hand hooked his lips, and stared at the three cards in his hand. He was confused in his thinking, as if he was reading a book in heaven.

Behind Eiffel, several older-looking gorillas stood with their hands behind their backs and their feet crossed, peeking at him. From time to time, they made gestures to him as if giving him advice, and then were pushed away by an irritated gorilla.

“My lipstick… my foundation… my concealer…”

Liu Min screamed and rushed over, snatching things from the gorillas one by one, and kept muttering: "I'm not angry... I don't care about small animals... I'm not angry... I, I'm going to kill you!!"

The gorillas seemed frightened. If it were someone else, it would be fine, but in the eyes of the gorillas, Liu Min, wearing a white coat, was more terrifying than a lion.

Eiffel immediately threw the cards into a pile of scattered cards on the bed, and even messed them up with his hands, then stood aside with his hands behind his back, looking innocent. However, the two red eye circles drawn with lipstick on his face looked funny no matter how you looked at them.

Gu Laosan had already collapsed on the ground, covering his mouth with his hands, laughing, and making a strange "gugugugu" sound. The others were also having a hard time holding back, and some simply hid away, secretly thanking themselves for standing at the back.

Those who were walking in the front, such as Mr. Sangge and Miss "Emeijing", were not so lucky. Their faces were tense and they put one hand behind their backs to pinch their tender flesh, for fear that their laughter would irritate the already crazy Liu Min.

Wang Ping has already run away.

It was originally just a prank, but when Liu Min screamed and rushed towards the apes, he knew he had gone too far. He underestimated the huge destructive power of cosmetics on women.

When all the chimpanzees were lined up in the tent according to their size, a doctor discovered that the culprit had disappeared without a trace. So the salted fish, who had collapsed on the ground and couldn't stop laughing, was pulled by the ear and pushed into the chimpanzee team, becoming the "vanguard".

According to Liu Min, this is called "paying the debtor's debt."

In less than half an hour, all the gorillas and one human watched helplessly as an extremely long silver needle was inserted into their bellies, their tails trembling. No one dared to breathe, but they could not help but feel a certain desire.

“Puff~”

The sound that came from nowhere instantly changed the expression of a certain insignificant person squatting among a group of gorillas.

Outside the tent, Kasaya was still trying to persuade Liu Min. After all, they were all external possessions, so would it be too much to punish them all like this? Especially since the instigator had already run away, most of the gorillas were just there to join in the fun.

"Don't worry!"

Liu Min patted Miss "Emeijing" on the shoulder. Although she was still angry, her tone had calmed down a lot.

"That's just a gas-relieving acupuncture point. It can help the apes release the pent-up gas. It's just to scare them. The only person who was actually punished was one person."

Sure enough, after a while, all kinds of indescribable sounds rang out in the tent, some crisp, some long, some sharp, and some rough. The breeze lifted a corner of the door curtain, bringing some strange smells.

Kasaya twitched the corners of her mouth, held Liu Min's arm and walked away.

Gu Lang climbed halfway with his butt tensed and then crawled back. It was not because he was willing to endure the increasingly excessive smell in the tent, nor because of Liu Min who was watching not far from the door, but because he himself was also releasing indescribable gases like the gorillas.

Even for the sake of face, he would not go out and embarrass himself.

"Sister Liu, every wrong has its perpetrator, go and kill the boss! It's really none of my business!" The crying voice of a salted fish was heard in the tent.