Just because there are no mechanisms in the room, does that mean that the badger let him go
If Gu Laosan had not been stunned by the gorilla fart, he would never have dared to think so. This was the same reason why he was beaten. If a badger did not attack him on the spot, it meant that there was an even more brutal beating waiting for him.
But right now, a salted fish who had vomited and fainted was lying on the bed, hugging the quilt, with SpongeBob's underwear facing the pillow, snoring loudly, and sleeping soundly. Wang Ping could even see the saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth with his night vision.
But just because you can see clearly doesn’t mean others can see clearly, so…
"Pah~"
The switch on the wall was hit by a slipper, and the bedroom suddenly lit up.
If it was Wang Ping, he would have been awakened by the glaring light. But a certain salty fish just frowned, turned over, and went back to sleep with SpongeBob facing the foot of the bed. What's even more amazing is that his snoring didn't stop.
"You will suffer the consequences if you bring trouble upon yourself!"
Wang Ping climbed up the TV cabinet facing the foot of the bed, shaking his head, pinched Xiao Mao's waist and looked at someone, "I gave you so many chances, but you didn't cherish them. Don't blame me for being cruel!"
In the Magic City, Chen Bai went to bed early, which was a rare occasion. He was now immersed in an indescribable dream and couldn't extricate himself.
After the Lantern Festival, Douyu's series of celebrations finally came to an end. Because of discovering a new talent like Gu Lang and participating in organizing a desert island survival program, a channel manager received a generous bonus at the end of the year and had a great year. During this period, Chen Bai even drooled more when he slept than before.
The piercing ring of the cell phone rang for a long time before Chen Bai reluctantly woke up from his sweet dream, wiping the corners of his mouth with a dark face. However, after touching the cell phone and hearing only one sentence, someone woke up completely with a start.
At the same time, in a residential building in Songjiang District, Wang An was wearing pajamas and applying a facial mask to his face. He did not read the messages he received on his mobile phone immediately. Anyway, social interaction now revolves around WeChat, and most of the text messages he received on his mobile phone are business reminders and advertisements.
However, after applying the mask, I clicked on it and saw a subscription message from DouYu, indicating that a certain anchor was online.
Wang An didn't usually watch live broadcasts, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't remember when he started following Gu Lao San. But he was free at the moment, so he clicked on the link to kill time while applying facial mask.
As soon as he logged in, the first thing he saw was a barrage of bullet comments covering the entire screen and a series of reward effects. He couldn't see what the specific scene was. However, the strange whistle coming from the phone made Wang An look strange. One night when he was talking to Gu Ma on the phone, he also heard this kind of sound on the other end.
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I might die of laughter"
"Is SpongeBob serious?"
"An interesting person from the East Sea country gave the anchor rocket x8..."
"Shocking, Douyu anchor was sleeping online, and hundreds of thousands of people were watching"
"Ze Ming of all schools of thought gave the anchor rocket x6..."
"Did Third Brother forget to turn off the live broadcast?"
“As soon as I came in, I saw such an exciting scene”
"A big cow pig gave the anchor 7 airplanes as a reward..."
“I already anticipate what tomorrow’s hot searches will be like.”
"Does this count as provoking?"
"Honghong is in a daze, please help me call an ambulance"
Wang An just turned off the barrage display, and saw a large SpongeBob facing the camera. It took him a long time to realize that it was a butt. Needless to say, the guy who was snoring while hugging the quilt must be Gu Laosan.
The corners of his mouth twitched under the mask, and someone rolled his eyes and closed the live broadcast room. After a while, the room was filled with "chi chi chuckles", which were suppressed as if a cramp had been pulled.
Chen Bai listened to the sweet and polite shutdown notification tone on his phone, and wanted to throw his newly bought iPhone 11 against the wall. However, the iPhone 11 is quite expensive, and Chen Bai waved his arms several times in a rage, but in the end he couldn't bear to throw it. So with a "snap", the alarm clock that was watching the fun on the bedside table flew to the wall and broke into pieces.
"Stupid 13! Big stupid 13!"
A channel manager sat in bed and yelled, shaking with anger. After calming down for a long time, he dialed another number with shaking fingers.
Zhuo Bingyang knocked on the door for nearly 20 minutes, and finally found the hotel manager to open the door of a certain salted fish. As soon as he entered, he was shocked by the snoring that echoed throughout the room.
Gu Lang had been tormented enough today, and was abused by Liu Min in the afternoon, so he was exhausted both physically and mentally, so his snoring was particularly loud tonight. After being woken up by Zhuo Bingyang shaking his shoulders, he still looked unhappy and kept mumbling with sleepy eyes.
"Gu Lang! The surname is Gu, I x￥#..."
Zhuo Bingyang's phone was not on speakerphone, but Chen Bai's roar was still a bit deafening, showing how much strength he put in. Gu Lang was stunned for at least 5 or 6 seconds before he took Zhuo Bingyang's phone and tried to put it to his ear.
"What's wrong, Lao Chen? Why are you so angry so late at night?"
"What on earth happened?"
"Fuck, if you scold me again, I will be angry with you! Are you crazy? You called me in the middle of the night just to scold me?"
"Blocked? Mine? Holy shit, why did you block my livestream?"
"Uh... what? Who's driving? I'm telling you, you can talk nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense about food. I didn't even start the show today!"
"Emm... What SpongeBob?"
The more Gu Laosan listened, the more confused he became, and the angrier he became. Chen Bai unexpectedly informed him that the live broadcast room was blocked for speeding, and the super administrator bypassed Chen Bai and blocked it directly.
Just when someone was about to open his mouth and curse, Chen Bai's words made him stunned.
Looking down at the SpongeBob SquarePants who was grinning under him, Gu Laosan's expression became more and more weird. He finally threw down his phone and ran to find his tablet in a hurry.
On the TV cabinet, when Gu Laosan saw the tablet computer that he usually used for live broadcasts standing by the wall with the rear camera facing his bed, his heartbeat began to accelerate. After lighting up the screen and looking at the live broadcast records, someone sat down on the floor with a blank mind.
"Gu Lang? Gu Lang? What happened?"
In fact, Zhuo Bingyang still didn’t understand what had happened. Seeing that Gu Laosan was in a daze, he squatted beside him and asked with concern.
"I..." Gu Lang blinked, as if he had just come to his senses, and then he didn't answer, pushed Zhuo Bingyang away, and ran to the bedside table to find his phone. Sure enough, the phone was turned off.
"Brother Zhuo, has my boss ever come back?"
"Huanhuan?"
Zhuo Bingyang frowned and called out a name that he would only dare to say if the badger was not present, and asked in confusion: "Isn't it still in the medical center?"
"Well, it's useless to ask you. I'll go and see for myself!"
Gu Laosan was frantically putting on his clothes, his heart filled with anger towards a certain badger. In the entire Sweetwater Reserve, including the mosquitoes, he couldn't think of another guy who had the motive to cheat him like this. If this matter had nothing to do with a certain badger, he ate SpongeBob.
Before leaving, a salted fish subconsciously felt that he seemed to have overlooked something. But what it was, the furious Gu Lao San did not remember.
Zhuo Bingyang followed him to the clinic. He still didn't understand what was going on. He felt like a cat scratching his head, and even his eyelashes were full of gossip.
Outside a tent of the medical clinic, as Gu Lang strode in, Zhuo Bingyang almost trotted to keep up, fearing that he would miss something exciting. However, as soon as he opened the door curtain, he found that a certain salted fish was standing at the door inside, and he didn't even walk in.
The moment I saw the badger, the things that had been ignored by my subconscious mind finally came to my mind.
Gu Laosan's expression seemed to be both crying and laughing.
What am I doing here? Looking for a fight