Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 371: The banned Gu Lao San

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When Gu Laosan walked into the tent, Wang Ping was playing Gobang with Eiffel.

With Wang Ping here, Yuan Xiaoxiao's night shift can only be as a babysitter. In other tents, even nocturnal animals are forced to sleep by the nurses. Only here no one cares, and no one dares to care.

In the afternoon, Miss "Emeijing", who had learned Go from Liu Min, taught Eiffel, but the two bad chess players played for a long time without a clear winner. So in the evening, Eiffel held a chessboard and pestered a badger, insisting on bringing "happiness" to his partner.

For Wang Ping, this "children's game" was too simple. He might not be able to beat a master, but he would never lose to an orangutan. So while playing chess, his mind was wandering.

Tomorrow, a group of rehabilitated animals will be returned to the wild. At that time, Lucy and Paul, who helped a "pregnant woman" escape, will also return to their home.

Wang Ping thought that the two dared to do this because they were friends with Laura, and maybe they were originally from Eiffel's tribe. Anyway, the "old man" couldn't go back for a while, so the badger wanted to go with him in the name of escort, just to help Eiffel see his grandson, and maybe he would have a chance to hug the baby.

You know, Wang Ping had never seen the baby gorilla since it was born. For some reason, the rescue team did not bring Laura and her baby back, which seemed to be related to some kind of protection strategy of the park.

I thought to myself that my buddy had risked his life after all, so it shouldn't be too much to hug him? I only hugged the little one, not the big one.

"Woo-hoo? Woo-hoo-hoo!"

The gorilla on the other side suddenly became excited, which brought the badger back to his senses. When he looked down, he saw that a row of black pieces had been connected to five pieces, but there were still two white pieces missing.

"Wow! So excellent!" Yuan Xiaoxiao's voice of praise came from the chair nearby. Wang Ping turned around and raised his middle claws, just in time to see a certain lazy guy who turned around quietly and tried to slip away.

“Ouch!”

Wang Ping shouted at someone who had his back turned, with a half-smile on his face.

"What are you doing here? Are you ready to get spanked?"

Under Zhuo Bingyang's curious gaze, Gu Laosan's expression changed several times, and finally turned into the familiar dog-legged expression, then turned around and said with a smile: "Boss, I'm so happy to see you recover! I can't wait to come and see you! I also brought you some beef jerky..."

As Gu Lang said this, he pretended to walk towards a badger and reached into his pocket. Of course, his pocket was empty. So Gu Lang slapped his forehead again and said with an "annoyed" look on his face: "Oh, look at my brain! I actually forgot to buy it. I'll go back and get it now!"

After saying that, he turned around as quickly as possible and walked out of the tent without looking around.

Zhuo Bingyang, who had been signaled by him with his eyes not to speak, finally got the chance to say hello to a badger and nodded to "Miss Lizi". However, just as he turned around and walked out of the tent, he was about to find someone to answer his questions when he saw Gu Laosan running away, almost running 200 meters.

The rescue team leader, who was always serious, pulled his lips and looked very unhappy. He finally understood why Chen Bai had told him to be more tolerant of someone's strange words and deeds. At first, he thought Chen Bai was too polite.

"Oh, I thought you were going to beat him up."

In the tent, Yuan Xiaoxiao laughed softly.

"Tsk!" A badger glanced at her and said with a proud expression on his furry face, "I'm your little brother, so I won't beat you up in front of you! Who do you think you are? You want to join in all the fun."

Then, there was a sudden pain on his forehead, it was a flick from a certain gorilla. This was the agreed punishment for the loser of the chess game.

"Hiss~ Come again!"

A badger overturned the chessboard and restarted the battle.

Gu Laosan kept the beef jerky for the whole night, which was of course within Wang Ping's expectations.

In fact, every time he was "beaten", he couldn't avoid it, and this was known to a certain salty fish. But he still tried to avoid it every time, this was human instinct, there was no hope.

Early the next morning, when Kasaya came to take over shifts with Yuan Xiaoxiao, the badger was no longer in the tent.

Wang Ping was wrong about one thing. He thought that Gu Laosan might have hidden in another room to sleep last night, but in fact, Gu Lang did not sleep at all in the second half of the night. Instead, he and Chen Bai tried to eliminate the consequences of something.

It is impossible to eliminate the influence of "SpongeBob SquarePants". A certain salted fish had already been on the hot search before dawn on China, and the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon and the same "Sea Surface Baby" on Taobao were also affected.

I don’t know if SpongeBob would faint in the toilet, but Gu Laosan almost did. The first thing he did after returning to the hotel was to throw away his “SpongeBob” and replace it with “Doraemon”.

That night, someone contacted many companies in related industries and spent money like water, trying to eliminate the hot searches and related news. At the same time, he also had to deal with the ridicule of some friends in the circle.

But even so, if you look carefully, you can still find a lot of related links. Some people complained online that they wanted to search for a cartoon for their children, but the results were really disgusting. By the way, they also praised someone's snoring for being so unique.

Fortunately, Gu Lang did not sleep naked last night, and he was facing away from the live broadcast room, so the negative impact was not strong. Douyu’s ban was mostly for protection. However, whether he can resume broadcasting in the end depends on the official decision.

Gu Laosan was extremely grateful that he lived in an era where gossip was endless and the public's attention shifted faster than he could run.

At seven o'clock, at noon, a 23rd-tier celebrity was revealed to be the secret girlfriend of a first-tier celebrity. The Internet was in an uproar, and a certain Xianyu hot search was instantly squeezed out of the rankings, and no one cared about it anymore.

Gu Lang finally breathed a sigh of relief, threw himself into the bed, and muttered to himself in words that no one could understand.

When Wang Ping, wearing a small vest symbolizing a "staff member", climbed onto the front jeep in a dignified manner, the black guy driving the car was stunned for a moment, and then he grinned unconsciously.

The badger was much more famous in the park than Gu Lao San. Almost all the staff had heard of it, even if they had never seen it.

Now that he can meet her up close and even ride in the same car with her, the young man feels inexplicably excited.

The people in this car were all forest rangers, one of whom had crossed the minefield with Wang Ping and his team before. A badger waved his little paw as a greeting, which made the black guy grin. He didn't expect that this little animal still remembered him.

Behind the jeep came a van with five chimpanzees, including Lucy and Paul, returning to the sanctuary. Other vehicles carrying animals followed, leaving the clinic and heading in different directions.

The original location of the clinic corresponds to the distribution range of animals. This side is mostly inhabited by gorillas and baboons, and relatively docile herbivores. Wang Ping even saw a giraffe lying in the back of a pickup truck, which looked like a cartoon version of a crane from a distance.

Just before departure, Wang Ping saw through the jeep's rearview mirror that another car had joined the team, with Gu Laosan and Sangge, both looking pale, sitting inside.

Gu Lang also just realized that although the live broadcast room was still blocked, it did not prevent him from shooting videos. At most, he could just treat it as a recorded broadcast. Like Wang Ping, he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity when Lucy and Paul, who were "familiar", returned to the shelter to see if he could get close to a baby gorilla.

As for the ban, Gu Lang was not too worried. The one who was most anxious at the moment was not him, but a certain channel manager who was facing a "bonus crisis" again. Anyway, someone was helping him contact the broadcasting resumption, so Gu Lao San just became a hands-off manager.

It’s just that the guy didn’t notice the small figure on the jeep at the front of the line, otherwise he might have changed his mind and got off the car immediately.