Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 378: Climb high and look far

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“Ah~!”

Along with the sneeze of a badger, a snot bubble was blown into the sky by the wind, and three little warthogs not far away were stunned.

Wang Ping rubbed his nose, looking puzzled. Why did he sneeze all of a sudden? But when he saw the occasional willow catkins and dandelions flying over the grass around him, he suddenly realized that he might have accidentally inhaled a little.

Behind him, the jeep was parked a few hundred meters away and did not approach. In this 100-meter radius, besides Wang Ping, there was only the warthog family in front of him. In the claws of a badger, Gu Lang's phone was still in his hand.

This trick was thought up by Gu Laosan. The animals in this area are not like gorillas. It is okay to take pictures from a distance, but you can't get close. As long as you exceed the warning distance, the animals will run away.

But Wang Ping is different, he is not a human.

With the replacement of generations, many animals in the park no longer recognize the famous flat-headed brother in the outside world, and naturally they are less vigilant and disgusted. Judging from the appearance alone, the small size of the badger really does not pose any threat, so it is naturally easier to approach than those "two-legged beasts".

So he discussed it with Wang Ping, of course it was mainly Gu Lao San who was talking and Wang Ping who was listening, and finally came up with a solution. That was to let a badger take Gu Lang's mobile phone to take a close-up photo, while Gu Lang and Sangge and others followed from a distance.

Thanks to the strong signal of a certain salted fish's portable WiFi, the distance has exceeded the Bluetooth transmission distance. From a distance, the figure of a certain badger is just a small blue dot in everyone's eyes, and the movement cannot be seen at all.

Unlike the nervous black guy, a salted fish was leaning on the reclining passenger seat, holding a tablet and reading the comments. He would answer any comments he was interested in, and occasionally post a rhythm post, looking like a salted fish. It seemed as if Wang Ping was the real anchor and he was just an assistant.

Fortunately, the camera was completely switched to the mobile phone, and no one saw this scene, otherwise the discussion on the barrage would not only be limited to the small animals photographed by a badger, but might also include some kind of "land salted fish".

In the live broadcast room, two split screens, one large and one small, showed the warthogs and the badger itself. Of course, Wang Ping didn't know that the front camera was actually on, or he didn't care even if he knew. So the screen showing the badger often only showed a furry ball, without a face.

Even so, the snot bubble that just flew away was also caught in the photo.

"Boss, have you caught a cold?"

"As expected of the boss, even his sneezing is so unique."

“So cute!”

"Third brother, remember to take the eldest brother to check up when you go back. There are doctors everywhere in the reserve anyway."

"What kind of pig is this? It's so unique."

"SpongeBob, stop talking, I'll search on Baidu myself!"

In the jeep, a certain lazy guy rolled his eyes and shut his mouth in dismay.

On the main screen, most of the camera is focused on a few warthogs. Apparently, a badger is more interested in the little guys than the warthogs themselves. Of course, it is also possible that the little warthogs look more silly and funny.

The warthog itself is a funny-looking animal. Although it is called a pig, except for its nose and toes, there are no other characteristics of a pig.

The huge head accounts for nearly one-third of the body size, like a disproportionate cartoon pattern. There is a pair of warts on the left and right sides of the face to protect the eyes. From the front, it looks like an extra pair of ears, which is why it is named warthog. In addition, it also has two pairs of external tusks, which are sharply curved upwards and outwards.

It is not known what the ancestors of warthogs encountered on the road of evolution that gave them such a unique appearance.

As a badger approached, the big warthog with three little ones looked at him warily but did not make any other moves. It was obvious that it did not think Wang Ping posed any threat.

Since the big warthog didn't say anything, a little pig that had been curious about the badger came over with a grunt.

A close-up of a black pig nose appeared in front of the camera, and you could see a badger's little paw pushing the "enthusiastic" pig outward. Then, the camera showed the warthog's eyes with eyelashes and long face, which actually looked a bit ugly and cute after getting used to it.

"Haha, the boss also dislikes it."

"Yuxi, give the anchor rocket x5..."

“The dirty little pig is actually kind of cute”

“Looks like Puff from The Lion King”

“This is just puffy.”

"Little Lily gave the anchor a gift of 8 airplanes..."

"I love eating fish, so I gave the anchor a yacht x3..."

"It turns out that all animals are cute when they are young."

At this moment, Wang Ping's ears suddenly twitched, and the big warthog suddenly raised its head. Faintly, it seemed to feel the ground shaking. Soon, in the badger's field of vision, he saw a tall grassland elephant, walking leisurely and calmly from a distance.

The shiny white tusks, the big ears like palm-leaf fans, and the huge and strong body all silently declare its status as the king of the grassland.

"snort… "

Wang Ping suddenly felt a little unhappy, of course it had nothing to do with anything else, but it was a problem of vision, or in other words, a problem of height.

To Gu Lang and his companions, the grassland in front of them was nothing more than knee-deep grass, but to Wang Ping, it was like being in a vast reed marsh. In front and behind him were wild grass as tall as a badger, and he had to tiptoe to see anything far away.

As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. Although a certain badger has good eyesight, its height is a disadvantage. Its current visual distance is not even as good as that of a pig, let alone an elephant.

Seeing that the prairie elephant stopped at a lake to drink water after walking for a while, a badger simply gave up on the warthog family and ran towards the elephant. The little warthog behind him ran for a while, and with the sound of the jeep approaching, he turned around and ran back to the big warthog and hid far away.

Wang Ping's running speed was very fast, which was completely different from before he was injured. This was also the reason why he agreed to help a certain salted fish take the photo. If he was still limited by the speed of his short legs, he would have been slapped in the face the moment Gu Lao San opened his mouth.

Grass scraps flew up from the ground from time to time, and were left far behind by Wang Ping. The badger's current movement was a bit like jumping forward, or jumping over hurdles. Each step would bounce far away, "flying" a section and then taking the next step.

Because it was close to the ground, the live broadcast room only saw the grass blades quickly parting, and had no idea of the badger's speed. However, the people in the jeep behind them could clearly see the blue shadow moving quickly on the grass.

Soon, a moving "pillar" appeared on the screen of the live broadcast room. Wang Ping had already arrived at the lake and was approaching the elephant.

Although it looks friendly, the badger himself knows that elephants are not without temper. When they get angry, even lions have to retreat. As far as this protected area is concerned, this guy has no natural enemies at all, and he can walk sideways on the entire grassland.

And now, a badger is trying to climb on top of it.

"What is the boss doing?"

In the jeep that followed Wang Ping, Gu Lang, who had already sat up, looked at the elephant's leg getting closer and closer on the screen, with a puzzled look on his face. Everyone on the barrage also made random guesses. But then the screen went black, and a large piece of black fur stuck to the camera. It turned out that a badger had put the phone in his arms.

At this moment, Wang Ping was standing next to one of the elephant's hind legs, looking up at the creature that was many times taller than him, with an expression on his face like a child climbing the Great Wall for the first time. Unfortunately, unlike the Great Wall, this one had no steps.

"tui~"

Pretending to spit into the center of the paw, Wang Ping rubbed his paws, took a step forward and hugged the elephant's leg.

"Once I climb up there, I'll be able to see far away, right?" a badger thought happily.