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Chapter 385: The leopard in a bad mood

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“Bang!”

Accompanied by the sound of bottles and jars breaking in the backpack, Yuan Xiaoxiao fell to the ground with a groan, and the knife in her hand flew far away.

"Fuck, you can run so fast!"

Across from her, a white youth wearing a ghillie suit and camouflage on his face pointed a gun at her, panting and complaining, "I'm chasing you with 30 kilograms of equipment on my back. It's not easy for me!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao covered the place on her stomach where she was kicked, her face looking grim. After running for a long time, she was kicked hard in the lower abdomen, making her feel like vomiting.

After the man finished complaining, he ignored her and grabbed the microphone on his collar and shouted, "Captain, I caught her! Hey, can you give me one of your Cuban cigars... Oh, shit!"

At the moment when the man's attention was diverted, Yuan Xiaoxiao suddenly rolled forward to his feet, raised her legs and clamped his neck, throwing him to the ground in mid-air. Then she rode on his chest, pressed her knee against his elbow, and put one hand on his neck, ready to hit him with a fist.

"Bang!"

Gunshots rang out behind him, startling a large number of birds in the woods. Countless branches and leaves rustled around him, and it was hard to tell which ones were human and which were animal. Yuan Xiaoxiao froze in place, her face ashen.

"Go down!"

The man under her broke free and pushed her to the ground. He stood up, straightened his clothes, brushed off the dirt and grass, and cursed his bad luck.

Four figures quickly ran out of the woods one after the other. Two of them grabbed Yuan Xiaoxiao's arms, and another one pulled off her backpack and searched for the things inside.

"Hey~ You call this catching something? Tsk tsk, don't brag too early next time! It's a pity that the best Cuban cigars are gone~ You won't get any~"

A bearded man wearing a camouflage special warfare cap approached with a grass leaf in his mouth, shaking his head and sighing.

"Haha~" A group of people burst into laughter, leaving only a young man cursing with an indignant look on his face.

"team leader,"

A black guy who was searching Yuan Xiaoxiao's backpack stood up and shook his head at the bearded man, obviously not finding anything valuable.

In addition to a water bottle and a bunch of broken cosmetics, there was only an emptied mobile phone and a small amount of cash in the backpack, not even a bank card. The other two different documents were known to be stolen by someone and were worthless.

"How about we try it first?" Someone suggested, "If we just hand it over to Interpol, we'll be working in vain!"

"Look at the tone he used this morning. He came up and asked why we hadn't caught the man yet. Tsk tsk, I was so scared that I thought he had received a call from the secretary general!"

"Did you piss your pants?"

"I didn't have any at first, but when I heard it was Interpol, I was so scared! I thought it was all over, I was going to be suspended too!"

"Ha ha… "

Yuan Xiaoxiao frowned as she looked at the group of people in front of her who looked like a little sheep that had entered a bandit's den. However, although the two people holding her down were also teasing, they did not dare to relax at all. From the situation just now, it can be seen that if there is any negligence, the sheep may turn into a poisonous snake and bite back.

A captain laughed and scolded the unreliable team members, walked closer to the woman in front of him, looked down at her from head to toe, and then frowned and said in an inexplicable tone: "How about... who will search her?"

Yuan Xiaoxiao's face suddenly changed. She was still in disguise, but she only painted the exposed skin black, while her body was white. If she was really searched, her identity might be exposed.

"Uh..." The teasing gradually died down, and everyone looked at each other with embarrassment on their faces.

The biggest difference between Team 1 and Team 1 is that all the members are male, with no female members. Of course, the explanation given to the public is that the five of them are used to working together, so there is no way to add anyone. But there is another saying circulating within WAP, which is that no female member is willing to join Team 1 at all, because the members of this team are all perverts.

Of course, there is a reason for saying this. Just look at the daily words and deeds of these people. They often hang the captain on a tree. You can tell that they are not necessarily perverts, but they are really funny. If it was a man, I am afraid he would have been stripped naked and hung on a tree by now. But women make everyone a little cautious.

"Hoo ...!"

At this moment, a beast roar from afar broke the silence of everyone.

"Oh no, it's her!" Someone's face changed, and then he shook his head and said, "She must have been startled by the gunshot just now! Captain?"

“Evacuate first!”

The bearded man decisively turned around and walked south. Yuan Xiaoxiao was also pulled up and pointed a gun at him. However, they all stopped after walking a short distance.

At the edge of the clearing, a sturdy leopard was standing on the treetops, growling at the crowd. Different from the usual "grunts", the vibration in the throat was particularly obvious, which was a warning.

The team had been here for a while and had dealt with the leopard that had inexplicably appeared in the jungle at the northern foot of the Ngorongoro volcano several times. They knew that the leopard regarded this forest as its territory and would warn or even attack any intruder.

The bearded man also specifically asked the forest rangers of the Ngorongoro Conservation Area and learned that poachers did break into the area, but most of them went in more than left. Over time, this actually protected many animals.

But for some reason, this leopard seemed to be able to distinguish and never appeared in front of the forest rangers. As for the few people in the team, they just glanced at it coldly a few times when they met it, and only warned it when it got close.

So during this period, people and leopards coexisted in this forest without interfering with each other, and both sides deliberately avoided each other.

The bearded man once joked that the leopard was intelligent and that they all did the same job, so they should invite her to join the team. However, the team members mocked him for being so hungry that he could not find a female team member and actually extended his evil hands to animals.

At this moment, the safety line between the two sides seemed to be broken. Everyone could feel that the leopard's aura was very dangerous and it might pounce at any time.

Someone quietly took out a pistol, but before he could raise it, the leopard opposite suddenly roared and hid behind a wide branch on the upper level.

"What are you doing! Fuck it, put it away!"

The bearded man turned around and shouted angrily, raising his hands.

Although the situation in the wild is complex and changeable, even for animal protectors, it is not against the rules to shoot in self-defense when threatened by animals. But the leopard in front of him was like a monster, and he actually knew how to use branches to block the gun. If it was not a targeted sneak attack, the bearded man estimated that the team of five people could not walk more than two kilometers in this forest.

"Hey, Jenny, we mean no harm!"

Seeing his teammates put away their guns and raised their hands, the bearded man shouted at the forest, "The leopard, which he named after his first girlfriend." This was another proof that the team members thought he was so hungry that he would not choose his food.

"roar…"

The face of a leopard appeared again among the treetops, growling continuously at the people below, even crouching its body in a pre-attack posture, leaving everyone baffled.

"Forget it, let's change direction!"

The bearded man rolled his eyes and maliciously guessed in his heart that the leopard might be having her period and was in a bad mood.

However, just as the two people in front turned east, a scream was heard, and Yuan Xiaoxiao, who was originally in the middle of the team, suddenly pushed aside the people around her and ran into the woods. In a blink of an eye, she rushed past the tree where the leopard was and entered the forest.

"Fuck!"

"stop!"

"court death!"

"roar!"

The members of the team were in a rare panic. Some raised their guns, some hurried forward to chase, and the bearded man shouted to stop them. Then a golden figure suddenly jumped down from the tree, roared at everyone as if warning, and chased after Yuan Xiaoxiao.

“Plop!”

A team member who had already run to the edge of the forest could not help but sit down on the ground, mouth open, face full of fear. Just now a leopard landed less than a meter away from him, spitting all over his face, and he could still smell the fishy smell.

"Captain, why don't you chase her? That woman is too dangerous!" someone asked.

"Humph! Dangerous? Can she be more dangerous than Jenny?" The bearded man waved his hand with an indifferent expression, "She is courting death. We can't kill Jenny to save her, can we? I guess Jenny just smelled the scent of a poacher, that's why she behaved so abnormally!"

"What about Interpol...?"

"Interpol?" The bearded man rolled his eyes. "Tell them the person is dead. If they want the body, they have to wait for a few days for our beauty to digest it! If they are not happy, just fire me!"

At this moment, as if to confirm his words, a scream suddenly sounded in the woods, accompanied by the roar of a leopard.

“Tsk tsk~”

Some people in the team sighed and shook their heads, not knowing what they were regretting.