"I'm leaving, brother. Let me know when you return and we'll have a drink! Forget about it here. You still have work to do!"
Outside the square of the hotel area, Han Daxia patted Gu Lang on the shoulder, told him to be careful, and then turned to walk towards the Hummer parked on the side of the road. Under the gaze of a certain salty fish, for some reason, the back of the figure looked a little bit wretched... cough, desolate.
"Han... Han, I'm sorry!"
Gu Xianyu felt a little reluctant, but when he thought about the possible accidents that might happen if a badger was allowed to cross 300 kilometers of wilderness alone, he suppressed his emotion and shouted, "If you need me for anything else, just ask! If you need me for money, just say one word!"
Old Han had already opened the car door. Upon hearing this, he turned around and waved his hand, smiling, "You said it. If I ask you to borrow money someday, don't run away! Haha, I'm leaving!"
The Hummer turned onto the road leading to the exit and sped away. A salted fish sighed, shook his head and smiled bitterly, then turned back. All the way, he was thinking about how to help Lao Han in other ways.
It was not until he returned to the hotel room that Gu Lang was shocked to find that the badger had disappeared. When he went out before, he asked the badger if he wanted to go with him to see Old Han off. After getting a slap on the back of his head, he didn't care, and it disappeared when he came back.
"Going out for fun? Why didn't you wait for me to join you?" Gu Lang frowned, thought about it, and suddenly became happy.
God knows what kind of life he has been going through these days. Those animals suddenly became angry with him and kept trying to scare him. He has become skinny from climbing walls these days. It is a rare afternoon to enjoy alone, so a salted fish decided to take a nap to celebrate.
On the road outside the reserve, Han Daxia was holding his phone, checking the nearest flights back to China. The black guy who was driving him looked relaxed. Once he got him to the airport, his job would be done. He was a little excited thinking about it, because he hated working overtime.
At this moment, a sound came from the back row, and before Han Daxia could notice, a small black-haired paw covered the screen of his mobile phone.
“Boss, stop it…” Old Han pushed away the little paws and was about to flip down, then he suddenly reacted, shuddered, turned his head with wide eyes and looked at the badger sitting next to him with a smile.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck… Shit! Boss, why are you in the car?”
"I'm not in the car, who will help you find that little bitch?" A badger raised his eyebrows, but looking at his sparse eyebrows, it was impossible to tell that they had moved at all.
"Turn around!" Han Daxia patted the seat of the guy in the front row and said, "We have to send this badger back to its owner!"
Han felt a little scared, but fortunately he found out early. If Gu Laosan knew that he had taken a badger out of the reserve, he would be misunderstood.
"No! I still have to go see Xiaohua. I finally found an unlucky guy to take the blame. Can you just go back if you say so?"
The Hummer had just braked and was about to turn around when, with a "pop", a spicy strip hit the back of a black guy's head accurately. With the splash of chili foam and sesame seeds, the guy's eyelids fluttered and he fainted without even a sound.
Wang Ping stood on the seat, rubbing his paws, looking at Old Han with a sneer on his furry face, his threatening attitude was obvious. Anyway, it wasn't the first time that Han had seen him behave differently from ordinary badgers. If he dared to say no, Wang Ping wouldn't mind knocking him out and driving away himself.
"Humph, as long as the car passes Nairobi, do you think Gu Xianyu will believe you or me?"
"I… "
Seeing a badger knock out an adult with just a spicy strip, and thinking about the result of trying to knock out Gu Lang in the same way, a certain "expert" was filled with sadness. He looked at the badger with a sad face: "Boss... what do you want?"
"Emm..." A badger narrowed his eyes and glanced at someone's briefcase.
When the black guy who was driving woke up, he found himself lying in the hospital with a colleague sitting next to him. Seeing him wake up, his colleague complained: "Why don't you take a leave if you are not feeling well? Why are you working so hard? You actually fainted while driving. Fortunately, Han was in the car at the time."
"Well… "
The guy had a question mark on his face, "I'm not feeling well?" If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known I was so dedicated!
"Where's Han?"
"He left! He took a flight tonight, and he left after sending you to the hospital."
"What about the badger?"
"Badger? What badger?"
At the same time, Brother Sangge was searching everywhere in the reserve with a certain salted fish, asking everyone he met if they had seen a badger wearing a blue vest and with an arrogant attitude.
"Where on earth did you go?"
Gu Laosan muttered to himself as he sat in the jeep. It was getting dark. Normally at this time, a badger would have pulled at his sleeve and asked to go back to eat. With his foodie nature, how could he be so greedy as to play until this time
At this time, Gu Laosan's cell phone rang, and the screen showed a video invitation from Han Daxia.
"Brother Han?" Someone had a bad feeling for some reason, and he couldn't tell why. He always felt that it must be bad news if Master Han contacted him at this time.
Sure enough, when I picked up the phone, the first thing that caught my eye was a furry figure sitting in a seat chewing a bag of spicy noodles.
"groove!"
Gu Lang stood up in the car, staring at the screen with wide eyes. Before he could speak, the screen flashed and the call was suddenly disconnected. It was as if someone had accidentally touched the phone screen.
"Han! I'm going to kill you!"
Someone roared from the jeep.
In a temporarily rented car, Han Daxia, who was driving, looked through the rearview mirror at a badger sitting in the back seat, fiddling with his mobile phone, and thought that the badger wanted to watch a movie.
"Boss, can I help you find it?"
After all, we have done live broadcasts together, and I know that this guy sometimes uses a tablet to watch movies. But I didn't hear any sound coming from it, so I thought he didn't know how to operate it.
A badger in the rearview mirror shook his paw, looked at the call from Gu Laosan on the muted phone, and imagined the current expression of a certain salted fish, and felt like laughing.
At this time, the car was driving in the wilderness, and through the car window, we could see the mountains in the distance. Han Daxia drove straight to the foot of the mountain in the east, saying, "There is a red lake around that mountain, and the Ngorongoro Conservation Area is on the other side. But you must be careful not to touch the lake water."
"I know that's the 'petrified lake'! Do I need you to tell me?" A badger glared at Old Han with a look of impatience on his face.
When they reached the foot of the mountain, Han Daxia stopped the car and took out a tracker to put on a badger. However, when he opened the back door, before he could touch him, the badger jumped out and turned around and poked its claws into the tire.
"Squeak~~"
A leaking sound was heard, and Han Daxia's face turned black. He rented the car with his own money, and he had to pay for any damage himself. Now, two months' salary was wasted.
"What a petty person!"
Someone cursed inwardly, but didn't dare to lose his temper. He could only suppress his displeasure and smiled carefully, "Don't worry! I won't leave. I'll wait for you here..."
"No no... You can't wait here."
Wang Ping shook his head, a sly smile on his furry face, and raised his paw to point at a rocky cliff behind Han.
Originally this was a quarry, but it was later moved to the east due to traffic problems and was abandoned. The entire mountain is full of dug-out cliffs, making it extremely difficult to walk.
Han Daxia turned his head and looked along the badger's claw, and saw that the tip of the little claw was facing the nearest isolated peak. It was nearly 50 meters high and was all exposed sandstone, with no path leading up.
"You... don't want me to wait there?"
Looking at the guy who kept nodding, Han Daxia smiled bitterly. Did this guy feel that he was too comfortable waiting in the car and felt unbalanced