Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 393: Are you hinting at something?

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“Crash~”

A handful of clear water was lifted up and splashed back onto the fair skin, turning into water droplets and dripping again. On the shimmering water, a white jade body, dazzling in the sun, paddled on the water like a mermaid, creating layers of ripples.

The nearly eight-meter-wide riverbank was covered with dense vegetation and shrubs on both sides. A broken giant tree lay across the eastern bank, covered with green moss and wild flowers. On the branches above, two pairs of clean dark blue clothes were draped, swaying in the breeze.

A big-eared fox with a horizontal face quietly poked its head out from the opposite bank and was about to go to the river to drink water. The fox's face was suddenly stunned, then it turned around and ran into the depths of the bushes, trotting away.

In the shadow of a giant tree on the east bank, a sturdy female leopard lazily lay on the grass, occasionally looking up at the petite figure playing in the water. The breath of the large beast exuded waves of oppression, and few animals dared to approach.

Yuan Xiaoxiao emerged from the water, lifted her hair back, and wiped the water off her face. As the dirt on her body was washed away, she felt refreshed and had the urge to shout.

However, as her fatigue gradually faded and her thoughts returned to normal, Yuan Xiaoxiao suddenly became interested in the leopard on the shore.

The leopard, located in the Ngorongoro Conservation Area, did not respond to what she said in English or Swahili, but took her here after she accidentally said in Chinese that she wanted to take a shower.

This ridiculous situation inevitably reminded her of a certain hideous badger.

Unfortunately, although Yuan Xiaoxiao had watched someone’s live broadcast, she had never paid attention to his initial live broadcast content, otherwise she would have recognized the origin of this leopard.

Suddenly, a flock of birds were startled in the woods to the east, as if some animal was approaching quickly. The leopard suddenly stood up, crouched down and quietly walked into the woods.

This is why Yuan Xiaoxiao dared to take off her clothes and take a bath in the wilderness. With this leopard, she didn't have to worry about being attacked by any animal. Before it could get close, she let the leopard take care of her.

Yuan Xiaoxiao finally couldn't help but submerged herself in the water again greedily. She splashed water and let out a long breath.

“Wow! So cool!”

In the forest a hundred meters away, a hyena, whose physical strength was severely overdrawn, walked towards this side with staggering steps, constantly cheering itself up in its heart.

"Hold on a little longer! We're almost there! We'll be able to get rid of this demon soon! Come on! I'm a strong dog!"

On the hyena's back, a furry figure holding a half-smoked cigar was a little drowsy, leaning against the cloth bag placed horizontally on the dog's back, with his eyes narrowed. At this moment, there was a sudden rustling of branches and leaves above, accompanied by a gust of wind, and a golden figure suddenly swooped down from a high tree.

"Roar!" The leopard's roar sounded from the woods, again scaring away a large number of flying birds in the distance.

On a mountaintop far beyond the northern border, two "pig heads" stared at each other, their swollen faces unable to tell what expression they had.

"What's that sound?" Gu Laosan asked, pointing at Lao Hantou's cell phone.

"Uh... a bit like a lion... or maybe a leopard?" Han Daxia said uncertainly.

Seeing that Gu Lang was silent and didn't know what he was thinking, Han Daxia hurriedly said in a comforting tone: "Don't worry! Flatheads are a 50-50 match against these beasts. Plus, the boss is so strong, he will be fine!"

"Well... I'm not worried..." Gu Laosan waved his hands and glanced at Han Daxia with a strange look.

He had roughly guessed why the badger had to go there, and he finally believed Han Daxia's statement that he was coerced by the badger. However, looking at the bruises on Han's face after being beaten, Gu Xianyu decided to suppress this idea in his heart and pretend that he knew nothing.

"When I get back, I have to delete the early videos stored in the live broadcast room... Yes, I have to delete them!" A salted fish was secretly planning.

When the leopard pounced, a hyena almost cried. These were not tears of fear, but tears of happiness.

"Finally I'm free! Go ahead and fight me. The more intense the better..."

A hyena lifted the things on its back, jumped out two steps, turned its head to look, but suddenly froze.

The leopard was indeed entangled with the badger at this moment, but the actual situation was a little different from what it expected.

Wang Ping pushed Xiaohua's leopard face, dodging the tongue that kept licking him. His fur was wet, but he couldn't bear to slap it.

"Oh, that's enough, that's enough... Don't you know what the taste in your mouth is?... Ouch, you're still licking!"

Seeing a hyena quietly lowered its head and tucked its tail to run away, Wang Ping hurriedly patted Xiaohua's face, then quickly stepped forward and slapped it on the neck. The poor guy ran for hundreds of kilometers, but he was knocked unconscious before he could even scream, and then was dragged back limply.

"Hey~ This is a new gift I brought you. Do you like it?"

Xiaohua sniffed it and seemed to be a little disgusted. She took a step back and waved her claws. With a "bang", the hyena flew out in an arc, hit a tree, and fell into the bushes.

“I don’t like it…” Wang Ping scratched his head and turned to look at a cloth bag: “It’s okay, I still have canned food!”

Yuan Xiaoxiao went ashore, put on her clothes, and sat on the log, swinging her legs. Seeing that the leopard had not returned for a long time, she turned her eyes to the other side.

She had run away countless times before, but she was always found by the leopard. Yuan Xiaoxiao guessed that the scent she left behind must have exposed her direction. But if she crossed the river to the other side, the leopard would not be able to find her, right

Before she decided to act, her brows suddenly frowned, and she sniffed a few times, as if she smelled smoke coming from the woods.

"not good!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao's face changed and she stood up in a hurry. At this moment, the branches and leaves in front of her swayed, and it turned out that the leopard slowly emerged. But...

Looking at the badger sitting on the leopard's neck and holding a cigar, someone opened his mouth and couldn't hide the surprise on his face.

“Puff~~~”

Wang Ping blew a big smoke ring towards Yuan Xiaoxiao, with a half-smile on his face.

"Tsk tsk... Why is it that every time I see you, you're either taking a shower or have just finished taking a shower? Are you hinting at something?"

"Sneeze~~"

Xiaohua sniffed in displeasure, as if she hated the smell of smoke from a badger. But she let him sit on her neck and smoke, without any intention of resisting.

"Oh, if you don't like the smell, then I won't smoke it anymore... Bah, what a piece of rubbish, it's been hyped up by those perverts!"

With a wave of the badger's little black claws, the half-smoked cigar was thrown into the river and disappeared without even a splash.

Opposite the leopard, Yuan Xiaoxiao raised her arm, pointed at a badger and was about to say something, when the badger suddenly put its paw to its mouth and made a gesture to keep quiet.

Someone understood immediately and swallowed back the words on his lips, but there was still confusion on his face.

Wang Ping rummaged through the pocket of his vest and pulled out a capsule-shaped object, which he held in his paws and showed her.

Someone suddenly realized what was going on, jumped off the log and approached quietly. Under the gaze of a badger, he took the tracker, unscrewed the outer shell, and took out the button battery inside.

"Okay! We can't hear them over there now! Why are you here? And with a tracker?" Yuan Xiaoxiao leaned over and asked.

"You're exposed, beautiful lady!"

A badger raised its paw and pointed at someone's collar. When Yuan Xiaoxiao hugged her chest and glared at him, he took out another thing from his pocket.

Yuan Xiaoxiao was a little dazed as she looked at the familiar red badge in her outstretched little furry paw. Wang Ping raised his paw, his little furry mouth curled up, and he looked at someone with a lustful... ahem, smile.

"Don't lose it next time. Not every badger is as honest as me!"